
Teri Hatcher apparently has a lot to teach us about multitasking, how best to relax on a comfy armchair, and being a mom. At least, that’s what we gleaned after checking out the prototype of her new website, punnily titled GetHatched.com. ”Hatched” because it’s her name, but also because it’s for chicks. Get it? The pictures of Hatcher on the site are amazingly cheesy but show us how effortless it is to handle everyday situations (Holding groceries in one hand and a baby bottle in the other! Wearing leggings while over 40!). Considering it’s part of DisneyFamily.com, the generic, All-American mom thing makes sense, we just wish it wasn’t so cheeseball.
Hatcher, like Gwyneth Paltrow before her, has decided that the world needs a celebrity to turn to to find out how to live. While Gwynnie just works on honing her superiority complex over at GOOP.com, Hatcher hopes her just-for-women site gives off “a sense of honesty, candidness and the understanding that wacky things happen to all of us,” but she promises that it “will not be the Teri Hatcher reality site.” So…iVillage meets Desperate Housewives minus the Susan plotlines?
We just have to say, thank God for the internet, otherwise, we’d all be unclothed, starving, and generally unable to function. Sometimes when we forget how to, like, survive, we think of the name of our other favorite celebrity site, Matthew McConaughey‘s Just Keep Livin’, and remember, oh yeah, that’s what’s we’re supposed to do. Thanks, celebs.
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