Archive for P. Diddy

Diddy Changes His Name To “Swag”: Because Everyone Needs An Alter Ego

Bruce Wayne has Batman. Peter Parker has Spiderman. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles had…no, they were just turtles all the time. Then why did they have those little masks? Meanwhile, over here in reality, Diddy’s Swag Twitter account announces his new moniker. And like most super heros, Ditty’s alter ego is…sort of cooler than him. Whether it’s hanging with Mike Tyson, checking out Bansky’s art or making up new delicious food stuffs (NEW CIROC DRINK— the MCSWAG!!! Mcdonalds frozen strawberry lemonade+Ciroc….WOW), Swag seems to be living the life. Sadly, Swag is apparently only around for this week and this week only. “I decided that I’m gonna change my name for a week in honor of my comeback,” Diddy announced. “I’ve gone as Puff, Puffy, Puff Daddy, P. Diddy, Diddy, King Combs – my real name is Sean Combs – and for a week, this week only, you can call me by my new name, Swag.” Let’s hope just Diddy doesn’t have Green Goblin-type breakdown where Swag just takes over his entire psyche. Actually, that’d be okay with us. We mean, Ciroc PLUS McDonald’s lemonade? Swag!

Diddy Buys Son $400,000 Limousine For “Taking On A First Date”

We don’t know about you, but when we made the honor roll, we got to go to Wendy’s. So we nearly barfed with envy after hearing that Diddy gave his son a $390,000 Maybach limousine for making the honor roll. “Justin has turned himself around and is now an honors student, which he wasn’t before, so I wanted to treat him,” the proud papa explained. The fact that they even make cars that expensive seems insane to us, but on top of that, Justin already has a Mercedes Maybach. That he got last year. For his 16th birthday. We got a ’96 Corolla when we turned 16, and we still rolled through the school parking lot like we owned the place.

Not that Diddy is worried about spoiling 17-year-old Justin. “But like all my kids, he prefers the simpler things than the expensive things. Simple tastes,” Diddy, who threw $1 million into the crowd at Rick Ross’s birthday last weekend, claimed. If by simple tastes he means Justin doesn’t fly a G6 to school, then technically he’s right. Justin’s love life probably needs no improvement, but just in case, Diddy has some suggestions for how to best use such an exorbitantly expensive vehicle. “It’s a collector’s car so maybe he will use it for special occasions like on a first date,” the rapper says. The second that kid turns 18, we’re available! Which will also be the second he gets his third Maybach.

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Diddy Sued For $1 Trillion For Causing 9/11

We’ve all heard conspiracy nuts claiming 9/11 was an inside job; we had no idea it allegedly came from inside P. Diddy‘s living room. Accordingly to RadarOnline, Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks is suing P. Diddy for $1 trillion for causing 9/11. Wilson accused rapper Sean Combs, ex-girlfriend Kim Porter and victim of police brutality Rodney King for, among other things, demolishing the World Trade Center. According to Turks, “[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. he put my baby in a wheelchair.” Yeah, it’s never a good sign when the most reasonable accusation in your lawsuit is that Puff Daddy organized the biggest terrorist attack in U.S. history.

Turks requested a restraining order against the Diddy Dirty Money star and seeks $900 billion dollars in child support for their alleged son Cornelius Wilson, as well as $100 billion for “loss of income.” While a judge refused to set up a temporary restraining order (WE WONDER WHY), a hearing date was set for Monday, January 31. So people can pretty much sue anyone for anything now, right? We’ll have to remember that the next time there’s a national tragedy…or we need $900 billion dollars.

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Diddy Called Out On The View For Having 6 Kids With 3 Women

You can’t see it, but we are fanning our faces with both hands, trying calm down after seeing Barbara Walters call Diddy out on The View for have six children with three different women. While Diddy Dirty Money was on to hype their new album Last Train To Paris, Barbara wanted to find out why Diddy hasn’t settled down with any of his baby mamas Misa Hylton-Brim, Kim Porter or Sarah Chapman, eventually blurting, “What’s your trouble?” It is so horrifying uncomfortable to watch. It’s like your Grandma asking you why you aren’t married in front of your entire family, except it’s on TV and Joy Behar is leaning over her shoulder, giggling.

Diddy handles his business though, getting over his initial shock to explain, “The reason of it, why I’m not married yet, I don’t have the exact reason…I know I haven’t been ready…My father was killed when I was three years old, and my mother was a very strong woman, and she just said, I love your father and I’m not going to have no other man around…But on the flip side, I never got the chance to see the way a family lives. But I’m not giving you an excuse. I’m just giving you my background.” Seriously, what other explanation did Walters expect? “Why, I just hate condoms, Barbara!” Please, nobody wants to see Elisabeth Hasselbeck having an aneurysm on camera.

VH1 Hip Hop Honors: Style, Substance And The Dirty South

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The VH1 Hip Hop Honors took place last night at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York, and the evening was spent honoring not a person, but a place: The Dirty South. There’s a lot of talent bred below the Mason-Dixon line, and just about all of it took the stage last night. Honorees like 2 Live Crew (representing Miami) were as nasty as they wanted to be (right??) with their PG-13 projections on stage, but they weren’t the only ones providing shocking moments on stage (still not really sure we get get past Bone Crusher with no shirt on). There were also some stylish costume changes from Kelly Rowland and Keri Hilson and some interesting looks on the red carpet, including one die-hard Dirty South fan whose pants were just…wow. For a complete look at who wore what (and who took what off), check out our gallery below, and tune in to see the broadcast of the awards this Monday, June 7 at 9pm on VH1.

[Photos: FilmMagic.com]

American Idol: This Is What Becomes Of The Broken-Hearted

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Apologies to our readers – we wear our age on our sleeve because we said that the American Idol musical guest on Wednesday would be Diddy. We had no idea it would actually be Diddy-Dirty Money. There is, apparently, a difference. That difference is two additional women, an all-white costume closet, and strobe lights. In addition to DDM, we also got treated to an Auto-Tuned performance by Usher and a svelter-than-ever Ruben Studdard. Let’s hope that if the Idol hopefuls this season take a cue from anyone gracing the stage, it’s Ruben – he still sounds great and he and Clay Aiken are hitting the road together this summer! Frenemies: The Tour! Of course that was all filler, what we were waiting for was the moment when Didi Benami (a.k.a. C&C Music and Tear Factory) got kicked off. Now where will we get our fix of unprokoved weeping?
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Rihanna To Perform At Charity Inaugural Ball

Add Rihanna to the list of celebrities headed to Washington D.C. for Inauguration day. The singer is set to perform at a charity ball for Feeding America and the Recording Industry of America on January 20th.

“We are thrilled to have Rihanna’s participation in the inauguration charity ball,” Vicky Escara, president and CEO of Feeding America said. “As the prevalence of hunger in America increases at an unprecedented rate, we are most grateful to Rihanna and the RIAA for helping us bring greater visibility to this tragic reality and helping us feed millions more people in need.”

D.C. is certainly the place to be on January 20th when everyone from Diddy to Oprah to Will Smith is expected to come into town to celebrate the incoming president.

No word if Rihanna’s boyfriend Chris Brown will also attend the ball, but even if he’s not, you can check out the couple getting hot and heavy in our gallery here! [Source: Access Hollywood; Photo: Getty Images]

Diddy Threw A Party And Coco And Her Badonkadonk Came

39 years, four names, and countless bottles of Cristal after Diddy came into this world, the hip hop star threw himself a fabulous party to celebrate at New York hotspot Mansion on Wednesday. Scandalist favorite Coco accompanied Ice- T to the soiree, while Mary J. Blige, Irv Gotti, Jay-Z, Cedic the Entertainer, Alicia Keys, Pete Wentz, Ne-Yo, and Common were just a few of the celebrities who came out to toast Sean Combs. Guests popped champagne, danced, and mingled to celebrate Diddy. Not everyone was all smiles, however. The doorman for the exclusive VIP area was obviously not a big fan of Busta Rhymes. He wouldn’t let the rap star into the VIP area at first, and Busta was left to hang with the regular people for a whole thirty minutes until he finally got past the velvet rope. Phew! [Photos: Getty]

Diddy Downsizes

Skyrocketing gas prices are even affecting Diddy. The rap star recorded a video while waiting at the gate for his – gasp – COMMERCIAL flight. “This is proof that gas prices are too high,” the artist formerly known as Puff Daddy contends, after explaining that although he owns a private jet, the flight from New York to LA, totalling “like 200,000, 250,000 round trip” is too high even for Sean Combs himself. Diddy reveals he will instead use American Airlines on his frequent trips to LA to pursue his acting career.