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The Silliest Scandals Of 2009

While 2009 started on an optimistic note, the year probably won’t go down as one of America’s finest—what with all the wars, economic crises and political gridlock and everything. Despite all this serious business, we still found plenty of time to pay attention to the antics of celebrities big and small—a little too much attention, on occasion. Here are ten controversies that, while treated like big deals at the time, we probably won’t tell our grandchildren about.

Oh noes! Michael Phelps smoked pot!

There were already signs Olympic hero Michael Phelps was not without his vices—that stripper he dated, for instance—but that didn’t keep people from being outraged when a photograph revealed that the swimmer not only knew what a bong was, but actually used one at a party! Despite apologizing, Phelps was suspended from swimming for three months and Kellogg dropped him as a spokesperson, not wanting their munchies to be associated with marijuana use. Phelps was back breaking records and winning medals by summer’s World Aquatic Championships—but with his drug use now a matter of public record, he’ll never grace the front of a Frosted Flakes box again.

Oh noes! Christian Bale got mad on a movie set!

Holy tirade, Batman! Christian Bale became an Internet laughingstock after NSFW audio of the Dark Knight star tearing into cinematographer Shane Hurlbut leaked from the set of Terminator: Salvation. While friends tried to explain how distracting it is for a crew to work on lighting during a scene, webheads couldn’t keep from wedging “Ohhhhh, goooood for you!” and “F— sake, man, you’re amateur!” into every clip they could. The giggles had mostly died down by the time Public Enemies came out, but we still can’t see the guy without yelling “NO!!! NNNOOO!!!”

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Phelps Uninjured After Car Accident

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Olympic record-holder Michael Phelps‘ 2009 is not quite as good as his 2008, the guy can’t seem to catch a break this year. First he was busted for pot, then he was stripped of endorsements, and last night the swimming champ was involved in a three-car accident in Baltimore. Phelps’ Cadillac Escalade crashed into a Honda Accord at 9pm last night. Police questioned Phelps and confirmed alcohol was not a factor. The two cars collided and hit a third car that was parked.

Though Phelps’ car was severely damaged he walked away unscathed (the man is solid muscle, nothing scathes him). The female driver of the Accord was treated for minor injuries. This isn’t Phelps first driving violation, in 2004 he was pulled over for running a stop sign and driving while impaired. [Photo: GettyImages]

Even Milk Rejects Chris Brown

If Michael Phelps is too evil to stump for Frosted Flakes because he likes smoking ganja out of a bong, then what is going to happen to Chris Brown? Is his wildly successful career over at the young age of 19? Wrigley was the first to sever its relationship with Chris Brown — and only a day after the R&B star’s cheery Doublemint gum commercial ran during the 51st annual Grammy Awards while he was busy turning himself into the police for allegedly beating his girlfriend into a bloody pulp. Now, it’s Milk’s turn:

The Milk Mustache campaign is taking the allegations against Chris Brown very seriously. We are very proud and protective of the image of the Milk Mustache campaign and the responsible message it sends to teens.

Both Chris Brown and Rihanna are scheduled to attend the NAACP Image Awards this Thursday. We have a feeling that Chris won’t attend any public awards ceremonies for a while — especially one that includes the word “Image” in its title. Will Chris Brown resurrect his career? Or is he done? [Photo: WENN]

Sharon Stone Freaks Us Out At The BAFTAs

Is Sharon Stone taking a leaf out of Michael Phelps‘ book? Of course, we not seriously suggesting she took a healthy toke before striding out on stage at this year’s BAFTAs but WTF was going on? Gazing somewhere approximately six feet above the camera, speaking ve-eee-r-y slowly as if us Brits wouldn’t be able to understand her and putting emphasis on the oddest words, meant her appearance was 40 seconds of cringe-fest of the highest order.

Well, this is the woman who did allegedly want to Botox her own son’s feet … [Photo: Getty Images]

Kellogg Flakes On Michael Phelps’ Endorsement Deal

Although many late-night munchie-loving stoners beg to differ, Kellogg Co. feels that cannabis and cereal do not go well together. On the heels of Michael Phelps‘ pot-smoking picture hitting the Internet, Kellogg announced that Michael, who appeared on Frosted Flakes and Corn Flakes cereal boxes, will be dropped from his endorsement deal with the company.

“We originally built the relationship with Michael, as well as the other Olympic athletes, to support our association with the U.S. Olympic team. Michael’s most recent behavior is not consistent with the image of Kellogg. His contract expires at the end of February and we have made a decision not to extend his contract,” Kellogg said in a statement.

USA Swimming has also joined in on punishing Michael for his Mary Jane-loving ways by suspending him for three months and withdrawing financial support as a period of “reprimand.”

“This is not a situation where any anti-doping rule was violated, but we decided to send a strong message to Michael because he disappointed so many people, particularly the hundreds of thousands of USA Swimming-member kids who look up to him as a role model and a hero,” USA Swimming announced in a statement.

Lucky for Michael he has plenty of other big-bucks sponsorship deals that aren’t going anywhere. Visa, Speedo, luxury watch maker Omega, and PureSports are all sticking by the eight-medal Olympian. Phew! The champ can still kick back on the couch, take a nice phat bong rip, and just shake his head at Kellogg while reading the newest issue of High Times – Whatever dude, they’re such flakes! [Source: Us Magazine; Photo: Getty Images]

IOC Accepts Michael Phelps’ Apology For Smoking The Devil’s Lettuce

It had been such a great 2008 for Michael Phelps, and then, 2009 got off to a rough start when that photo of him smoking the hippie lettuce regrettably surfaced in News of the World on Sunday.

What’s an eight-time Olympic champion to do when they get caught red-handed hitting the bong? Issue an apology, of course, which, luckily the International Olympic Committee accepted today.

“Michael Phelps is a great Olympic champion,” the IOC said in a statement on Monday. “He apologized for his inappropriate behavior. We have no reason to doubt his sincerity and his commitment to continue to act as a role model.”

On Sunday, the U.S. Olympic committee expressed their disappointment in Michael. “We are disappointed in the behavior recently exhibited by Michael Phelps. Michael is a role model, and he is well aware of the responsibilities and accountability that come with setting a positive example for others, particularly young people.

“In this instance, regrettably, he failed to fulfill those responsibilities. Michael has acknowledged that he made a mistake and apologized for his actions. We are confident that, going forward, Michael will consistently set the type of example we all expect from a great Olympic champion.”

This was not Michael’s first time getting in trouble with the law. In 2004, he pleaded guilty to a drunk driving charge.

As if he wasn’t getting enough ass already, now the honeys will surely be all up on him. Such a bad boy! [Source: KSL.com ; Photo: Getty Images]

Pic Reveals Michael Phelps As Bong Smoking Pot Head

Shocking news! Michael Phelps, the super human swimming machine and Olympic gold medalist, likes to hang out and get stoned. At least that explains his ridiculous, high calorie diet – he just had the munchies. The photo – which caught the jock mid bong hit – was snapped in November, when Phelps was visiting a lady friend named Jordan at the University of South Carolina. But instead of cuddling with his sweetheart over Friends reruns and pizza, he spent his time in the south getting hammered, and eagerly accepted the bong when passed to him at a party one night. Numerous spies provided details of his stoned gallivanting, but our favorite is below:

“He looked just as natural with a bong in his hands as he does swimming in the pool. He was the gold medal winner of bong hits. Michael ended up getting a little paranoid, though, because before too long he looked like he was nervous and ran out of the place.”

Today Michael released an apologetic statement: “I engaged in behavior which was regrettable and demonstrated bad judgment,” he said. “I’m 23 years old, and despite the successes I have had in the pool, I acted in a youthful and inappropriate way, not in a manner that people have come to expect from me. For this, I am sorry. I promise my fans and the public — it will not happen again.” [Photo: FilmMagic]

Top 21 Most Shocking Celebrity Moose Knuckle Moments Ever

What is moose knuckle, you ask? It’s the male version of camel toe, of course! And we have the best — or most disturbing, depending on your point of view — exposures of celebrity bulges ever compiled, including revealing shots of Brad Pitt, John Mayer, Terrell Owens, Mark Wahlberg, David Duchovny and Bret Michaels. Check out our camel toe collection, then dig in to the moose knuckle …

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Life’s A Beach For Michael Phelps

The holidays may be over for you, but Michael Phelps hasn’t gone back to Baltimore just yet. The Olympian was spotted playing touch football and enjoying the waves in Miami Beach yesterday, thankfully leaving his shirt off as he ran, bent and jumped. Check out the gallery for a glimpse of his ass crack—where’s that Coppertone dog when you need him?

[Photo: WireImage]

Michael Phelps Takes Web Stripper Home To Mom

When you first heard Michael Phelps was making out with online pin-up girl Caroline “Caz” Pal, we’re guessing you thought he was sowing his oats. Cynic! You are so wrong! The gold medalist and the “cocktail waitress” are in love. According to Page Six, the modern day Marc Spitz took the immodest hottie home to Baltimore for Thanksgiving, introducing Pal to his mother. Watching her baby boy come home with such hot snatch must have been the proudest moment in Debbie Phelps‘ life. Maybe she even recognized the girl from Beverly Hills Pimps & Hos!

Check out the gallery below for shots of the booty Mike wants to share his Olympic booty with.

[Photo: WireImage]