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Gossip Break: Joe Jackson’s Mystery Date Is Revealed

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That busty lady on Joe Jackson‘s arm at the VMAs is a recording artist he reps named Taina. [Bossip]

Jon Gosselin isn’t so hot in bed, according to his ex-babysitter-sex-partner. [PopEater]

First David Silver witnessed his best friend shoot himself on 90210, now his girlfriend is threatening to shoot him too? [Dlisted]

Posh says she’s sick of being the funny one. Ohhhkay? [PITNB]

Remember LeeLee Sobieski? No? Well, she’s pregnant. [PopEater]

Has Kanye wronged you? Create your own ALL CAPS plea for forgiveness with this Kanye Apology Generator. [Buzzworthy]

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Style Wars: Johnny Depp Vs. Christian Bale

There’s no arguing that Johnny Depp and Christian Bale are two of the sexiest and most talented actors in Hollywood. Last night they premiered their gangster flick, Public Enemies, in LA. While Johnny went for a tame, but very blue, version of his usually rebellious red carpet style, Christian donned a classic, albeit blasé, look.

Other stars who glam’d up for the premiere included Public Enemies co-star Marion Cotillard, Rosario Dawson, Amber Heard, and Leelee Sobieski.