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Lance Armstrong Is A Dad For The Fifth Time

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Welcome to the world, Olivia Marie Armstrong! Your dad, Lance Armstrong, and your mom, Anna Hansen, have been waiting for you!

Armstrong tweeted his baby girl’s arrival to the world, writing, “Olivia Marie Armstrong has arrived!” In fact, he was so excited about the new addition to his family (she’s his fifth kid), that he created a “Cincoarmstrong” twitter account for Olivia before she was even born, and then tweeted from her account, “I’m ’bout ready to get outta here!”

Creepy? Adorable? Either way, it’ll be fun to talk about in therapy in thirty years! Oh, and congrats Lance!

[Photo:WENN]

Kate Hudson Knows What Men Want (Mainly, Sex)

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Finally, Kate Hudson has revealed the understanding of men that have led her to hook up with some high-profile guys like Owen Wilson, Lance Armstrong and A-Rod. Namely, that they’re simple creatures who need little more than “sex and a sandwich.”

“I sometimes feel like when you’re talking to boys, they just hear certain keywords…But if you had a bubble above their head, they’d be thinking about game scores, masturbation and food,” she tells the current issue of UK Elle magazine. “I love boys…but I believe they’re really simple. Every guy likes to say that they’re complicated, but they’re so easy to figure out.” We’d like to think men of the world rise up in horror at this simplistic appraisal, but we actually reckon she’s pretty right. With A-Rod, anyhow. [Photo: WENN]

Welcome To The World Max Armstrong!

Lance Armstrong‘s miracle baby has arrived and is already using Twitter!

“Wassssup world? My name is Max Armstrong and I just arrived. My mommy is healthy and so am I,” the little guy wrote on his daddy’s Twitter.

The seven-time Tour de France winner and girlfriend Anna Hansen welcomed the 7 lb, 5 oz, 20 inch long baby boy after announcing last December that they were expecting a baby together.

Lance has three children already from his previous marriage. They were all conceived using in vitro fertilization with sperm frozen prior to Lance undergoing chemotherapy for testicular cancer. [Source: People; Photo: Getty Images]

Top 21 Most Shocking Celebrity Moose Knuckle Moments Ever

What is moose knuckle, you ask? It’s the male version of camel toe, of course! And we have the best — or most disturbing, depending on your point of view — exposures of celebrity bulges ever compiled, including revealing shots of Brad Pitt, John Mayer, Terrell Owens, Mark Wahlberg, David Duchovny and Bret Michaels. Check out our camel toe collection, then dig in to the moose knuckle …

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Who Is Lance’s Babymama?

Although Lance Armstrong has had romances with high profile hotties like Kate Hudson, Sheryl Crow, and Mary-Kate Olsen, the seven time Tour d’ France winner has chosen a much more low key lady for his babymama.

His current girlfriend Anna Hansen, with whom he is expecting a baby, is no red carpet regular. Anna is a Program Manager and Recruiter for First Descents, which provides whitewater kayaking and other outdoor adventure experiences to promote emotional, psychological, and physical healing for young adults with cancer. Anna, an avid mountainbiker and snowboarder, hails from Vail, Colorado. She has a degree in biology from the University of Colorado at Boulder, has been a volunteer at the Children’s Hospital in Denver and serves on the board of directors for camp Wapiyapi, a foundation providing hope and support for families with childhood cancer. Lance and Anna began quietly dating in July, when they met through charity work. Check out our gallery of Lance’s ladies of the past! [Source: First Descents, Photo: First Descents, Getty Images]

Lance Armstrong’s Girlfriend Pregnant

Lance Armstrong is going to be a father again. He and his girlfriend, Anna Hansen, are expecting a child.

“Anna and I are thrilled to confirm that we are expecting in June and our families are ecstatic and grateful,” a rep for Lance confirmed.

Lance already has three children with ex-wife Kristen Richards, who were conceived with sperm Lance had banked before he underwent chemotherapy for cancer. [Source: LA Times; Photo: Getty Images]

Lance Armstrong: Too Tired For Sex

Lance Armstrong may put all other men to shame, after all, he is a seven-time Tour de France winner, a cancer survivor, he ran in the New York City marathon and designed a bunch of rubber bracelets worn by every mom ever. But finally he admits the one area where he’s fallible — in the sack. The Bionic Man seems not so bionic anymore. At last, we’ve found his weakness. Sort of.

In the October issue of Men’s Journal, Armstrong says: “The fact is that if you are riding your bike five, six, seven hours a day, you are not a sex champion. You’re just not. You have fatigue, low testosterone, and a lower libido. But you know, I never got any complaints.” While we can’t even imagine riding a bike for five hours and then doing it, the fact that he even attempted it at all is impressive. Maybe when you’re that fine a physical specimen, “low testosterone and libido” are what the average person considers normal.

Another Perfect Couple Fails To Keep It Together

Let’s pour one out for the latest random Hollywood couple to call it quits. Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong have ended their magical love affair. It’s shocking, considering all the things they had in common, like their bank accounts and…their money. They were practically the same person! Still, we are relieved to know that there is now animosity or anger between the two, says a pal, “just sadness.”

We know who’s not sad right now – the single celebs standing in line waiting to date these two. Drew Barrymore and Justin Long just broke up, wouldn’t it be fun if they each rebounded with Lance and Kate? They’re all running out of famous people to bone and they gotta get their drama fix from somewhere! [Us]