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The Kardashians Form Unified Front In War Against The Tabloids!

kardashian-sisters-200xThe Kardashian ladies are ALL over the tabloids this week, if you haven’t already seen the covers. This week’s issues of Star and In Touch both have pretty scandalous “breaking stories” about Kim, Khloe, and Kourt’s relationships, and the girls are pissed, to say the least!

Divorced, duped, and dumped?? We’re all for Triple D’s, but this is just stupid.

Read the full story at LimeLife.

Scott Disick Is Patrick Bateman From American Psycho

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Kourtney Kardashian’s on-again-off-again boyfriend and baby daddy Scott Disick isn’t the most beloved person on Keeping Up With The Kardashians for many reasons. Some might be put off by the way he handles his relationship with Kourtney or his alleged infidelity, and some might think he’s just a jobless ne’er-do-well. Our main reason for hating on Scott, however, is that the guy dresses exactly like one of the scariest villains in recent memory, Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.

Bateman, as played by Christian Bale in the film from 2000, was a slick, homicidal Wall Street type who loved Huey Lewis and The News and killed pretty much everyone he encountered. Disick seems to think there’s a chance he could fill the role too, judging from the way he was dressed at the Dash Fashion Show that Kourtney was hosting in Las Vegas this weekend. Some may call it dapper but to us, it’s just plain scary. One key difference between Disick and his murderous inspiration: instead of carrying a nail gun around to blast through people’s skulls, he carries a Kardashian.

UPDATE: Here we were thinking we were the only ones who caught the resemblance, but funny enough, Kourtney Kardashian herself just blogged today about Scott’s resemblance to the American Psycho character.  Kourtney wrote on her blog that she and her sisters were asked by Celebuzz to create a dream cast for the currently non-existent film version of Keeping Up with the Kardashians: The Movie. And what did she say about Scott’s screen self?  ”Scott’s favorite movie is American Psycho and everyone says he looks like Patrick Bateman, so Scott would definitely be played by Christian Bale.” That explains so much! By the way, Kourtney thinks Penelope Cruz should play her, and says Jennifer Lopez would make a good Kim, and Khloe should be played by Mandy Moore. For more of their casting choices check out Celebuzz.

[Photos: Lionsgate/Getty Images]

Kourtney Kardashian Debuts Post-Baby Body

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Kourtney Kardashian just popped out little Mason Dash Disick, but the new mom looks like she already is getting back in shape. Sister Kim Kardashian was house-hunting over the weekend, and Mason and his mama joined in to offer an opinion on Kim’s potential new crib. Check out our gallery of Kourtney and baby Mason! [Photos: Splash News Online]

The 100 Hottest Celeb Bikini Pics Of 2009

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Since we can’t celebrate peace or prosperity while we’re at war and our economy is in the dumps, we’re ringing in the new year with the next best thing: celebrity bikini pics! Our gallery is ordered from one to 100, with one being the hottest. We tried sticking mostly to candid photos, but bent the rules a few times — especially for Miranda Kerr (her Victoria’s Secret shots are just too hot!).

1. Miranda Kerr (More Miranda Kerr bikini pictures)
2. Ashley Dupre
3. Annalyne McCord and sis (More Annalyne McCord bikini pictures)
4. Kim Kardashian (More Kim Kardashian bikini pictures)
5. Caroline Vreeland
6. Carrie Underwood (More Carrie Underwood bikini pictures)
7. Bar Refaeli (More Bar Refaeli bikini pictures)
8. Adrianne Curry
9. Sienna Miller (More Sienna Miller bikini pictures)
10. Eva Mendes (More Eva Mendes bikini pictures)
11. Holly Madison (More Holly Madison bikini pictures)
12. Rosario Dawson
13. Elin Nordegren
14. Katy Perry
15. Sophie Monk
16. Coco (More Coco bikini pictures)
17. Coco
18. Alessandra Ambrosio (More Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures here and also here)
19. Miranda Kerr
20. Vanessa Hudgens
21. Amber Rose
22. Nicole Scherzinger (More Nicole Scherzinger bikini pictures)
23. Jessica Alba
24. Rihanna (More Rihanna bikini pictures)
25. Nicole Richie (More Nicole Richie bikini pictures)

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Scott Disick: Reformed Babydaddy Or Still Bad News?

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Kourtney Kardashian, baby Mason, and babydaddy Scott Disick proudly posed on the cover of Life & Style and looked the picture of a very happy family, but is Scott still bad news? According to a pal of the new mom, when she was just weeks away from giving birth she was working hard around the house and allegedly Scott wouldn’t lift a finger. “It was shocking,” the source said, “Here was Kourtney almost nine months pregnant doing all this and he didn’t offer to help her.”

Scott doesn’t exactly have the cleanest record as Kourtney’s boyfriend. In season three of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kourtney thought she busted Scott cheating when she found some suspicious text messages. Kourtney called off her relationship with Scott in February after she suspected him of being unfaithful, but the pair reunited and in August Kourtney announced that Scott was the father of her child.

Scott better be careful! Those Kardashians take no prisoners when it comes to messing with one of them. Khloe got violent with Scott and even accused him of “brainwashing” Kourtney. Does Khloe know about Scott’s reported lazy move? If so, this babydaddy might want to invest in a bullet proof vest. [Source: FoxNews.com; Photo: Getty Images]

Mason Dash Disick: First Photo!

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Kendra Wilkinson’s baby did it at five days old, but Kourtney Kardashian, being the reasonable lady she is, felt it was better to wait until her son had matured a bit to plop his face on the cover of a tabloid. Mason Dash Disick wasn’t allowed to pose for the cover of Life & Style until he had reached the ripe old age of two weeks. Kourt and babydaddy Scott Disick certainly had plenty to say about the newest Kardashian:

On Being Parents: It feels amazing. It’s just so indescribable. You don’t get how good being a parent feels until it happens to you.

On Labor: It was surprisingly easy and just an incredible experience. I always thought your first is supposed to be really hard, but it was easy. I have an amazing doctor. He actually delivered me! The room environment was just so relaxing, and everyone I wanted to be there was there.

On Having Another Baby: Right now I’m obsessed with Mason and want to give him all my time. But being with him has definitely made me think about having another one! Kim and I are 18 months apart. Growing up, we did everything together. It would be nice for Mason to have a little brother or sister that many months apart too.

He is certainly a cutie, although he does look slightly annoyed. Wouldn’t you be? While his mom and dad were going on and on about the “easy labor,” Hank Randall Baskett IV already made his first appearance on Twitter. [Source: Popeater]

9 FAB Holiday Gift Ideas For 2009

There’s only days left until the holidays! Are you still stuck on those difficult-to-shop-for people on your list? We have plenty of suggestions for everyone who is impossible to shop for - from your sex-obsessed friend to the left out sister on your list. Check out the photos below to look at all of the goodies in our holiday gift guide.

Khloe Kardashian Thinks Sister Kourtney Is “Brainwashed”

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Khloe Kardashian slapped Scott Disick already, but the youngest Kardashian is not quite yet done with her sister’s babydaddy. “He’s brainwashing you!” Khloe says of Kourtney Kardashian’s boyfriend in the new episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. When Scott tells Khloe that her slapping him was out of line, Khloe responds, “You are disgusting, and you are going way too overboard.” Scott then challenges Khloe to a rematch! “Why don’t you get mad again? Go hitting somebody!” he says as Khloe walks away. Check out the drama-filled video of their fight after the jump! [Photo: Getty Images]

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Happy Holidays From The Kardashians…And Ryan Seacrest?

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Kourtney Kardashian giving birth to baby Mason Dash Disick got those Kardashians all in a tizzy and they went and printed and mailed hundreds of copies of their Christmas cards without noticing that a non-family member had slithered his way in. “What is Ryan Seacrest doing in the pic!!?” Kim Kardashian wrote on her blog. “Hahaha I love you to death Ryan, but it’s a bit of a stretch to call you a member of the Kardashian family, don’t you think?”

Maybe this was all a carefully calculated scheme plotted by Khloe, to keep Scott Disick out of the photo? Just look at her face in this photo. Khloe definitely looks like she is up to something. We all know she doesn’t much care for him and likes to slap Kourtney’s babydaddy around. Or maybe she was seeking revenge for a holiday card of years past, where her name was spelled incorrectly. Oops! Check it out in our gallery!

Kim Kardashian: My Mom “Loves” Being A Grandma

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Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to a baby boy, and although mom Kris Jenner may love being “pals” with her girls Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe Kardashian, daughter Kim reveals that Kris secretly “loves” being a grandma. “The whole family is so thrilled, excited, and blessed to have Mason in our lives and we couldn’t have asked for a more perfect gift this Christmas,” Kim writes on her blog. “Khloe, Kendall, Kylie and I are officially aunties, Rob is an uncle, Bruce is a grandpa…and, well…mom is a grandma, and as much as she might say she doesn’t like being called one, we know she secretly loves it!” [Source: KimKardashian.com]