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Cameron Diaz Brings Her Legs To The NY Bad Teacher Premiere

Cameron Diaz didn’t have A-Rod on her arm at last night’s Bad Teacher premiere, but that hunk would have just been in the way, considering how much time she spent posing with co-star/ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake and showing off her impressive gams on the red carpet. Joining Diaz and Timberlake were cast members Jason Segel, Thomas Lennon (who should never make that chipmunk face again) and Lucy Punch, as well as an impressive mix of well-wishers—everyone from “Weird” Al Yankovic to Kirstie Alley to Ben Kingsley! See photos from the scene in the gallery below.

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Massive Turn Out At Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides Premiere

We’d lost track of how many Pirates of the Caribbean films have been churned out so far, but obviously the rest of the world hasn’t. And thanks to the massive premiere Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides had yesterday at Disneyland in Anaheim, California, we now know that the franchise is up to its fourth installment now. But this wasn’t any other screening. Apart from a slinky black carpet instead of the usual red, this was the world’s first outdoor 3-D premiere! An open-air theater was specially constructed and tickets to attend ran at $1,000 a pop. Which was a very nice touch because all proceeds from the premiere were donated to the Boys and Girls Clubs of America.

The cast turned up in full force with Penelope Cruz, Johnny Depp, Keith Richards (and his wife, Patti Hansen), Geoffrey Rush, the intriguingly named Astrid Berges-Frisbey and our new golden boy Sam Claflin. Apart from them, Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens were spotted being all BFF, Jodie Foster turned up in sunglasses (at night), Steven Tyler hung out with Mickey Mouse and Lorenzo Lamas brought his fifth wife Shawna Craig. The Dancing With The Stars crew showed up too, with Bruno Tonioli, Lacey Schwimmer, Chelsie Hightower, Kirstie Alley and Maksim Chmerkovskiy walking the ~~plank~~ carpet. And American Idol blasts from the pasts too — we know you remember David Cook, but how about Blake Lewis?! Lots more to look at in our gallery below.

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Kirstie Alley Demands Daily Two Hour Sex Sessions

We’ve already heard about Brad and Angie’s BDSM Grotto, and now the celebrity sexcapade parade is about to roll onward. Kirstie Alley has never been one to shirk from discussing her bedroom exploits in very public forums. Remember when she scarred our collective consciousness by thanking then-husband Parker Stevenson for giving her “The Big One” in her Emmy acceptance speech? Yeah, we repressed it too.

Well, now she’s at it again. The (former?) actress went on Ellen yesterday to talk about her time on DWTS, but felt compelled to share far more than we needed to know about her personal needs. “I decided that in the best of times you have two hours of sex a day, so you have 22 hours left,” she said to a surprised Ellen Degeneres. “There’s the prelude, the sex and there’s the winding down.” The audience reacted with shrieks of delight. Or was it terror?

The twice divorced Kirstie admits to having been celibate for four and a half years due to feeling insecure about her appearance. “I really hadn’t had a boyfriend for the last ten years – a serious boyfriend. It was the best ten years of my life. I had a lot of freedom.” But after her much documented struggles with her weight and romance, friends say that she is ready to pick up her crazy heart and re-enter the dating world once more. “She’s ready to find a boyfriend again,” a source told the Daily Mail. Let’s hope he’s ready for a workout.

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Kirstie Alley And Maksim Chmerkovskiy To Dance On After DWTS Fall

While Maksim Chmerkovskiy appeared to be in a lot of pain after dropping Kirstie Alley early into their rumba on Dancing With The Stars, he plowed through the routine…and says he won’t be giving up any time soon. “I’m good. It’s sore [but] it’s fine. It’s not a pain that will stop me,” he said on Good Morning America. “The person that got scared the most is Teddy. He’s one of the pro dancers in the troupe this season. He’s like, ‘Aw crap! I’m the stand in!…[But he's] not taking my spot that easy!”

Though Chmerkovskiy blamed the mishap on a muscle problem, Kirstie Alley tweeted she was to blame as well. “Maks is too humble,” she tweeted. “We all know it takes TWO to Tango..on our feet or on our asses…it takes TWO ..I will do better from now on.” With Kirstie a show favorite, it’s unlikely the fall will cost them the contest, and it sounds like they’ll have to drag Maksim from the floor either way.

George Lopez Apologizes For Pig Crack, Kirstie Alley Snaps Back

Kirstie Alley shrugged off George Lopez‘ so-classy “Kirstie Alley Is A Pig” bit with a crack about Lopez being a “big, bad, drunk wolf” on her Twitter, but that didn’t mean she was ready to play nice. Lopez apologized soon after (“I misjudged the joke. No malice was intended and I apologize to Kirstie”), but the actress wasn’t having it, tweeting “I don’t need or want ur apology…I want your kidney dude..on behalf of ur X and all the women uv insulted…give it back.” Yow! Misjudge that!

Alley continued to riff on Lopez allegedly cheating on his kidney-donating wife with a prostitute, noting “I don’t consider ‘I misjudged the joke” an apology. sorta like a husband saying ‘I misjudged putting my d— in a whore’ …sorry hon..hehe.” While we’d like to high-five Kirstie for showing how to really be mean and funny at the same time, the Dancing With The Stars contestant finally let him off the hook. “Take life as lightly as u can and then move on …even u George ….u are forgiven…..:)….” Will George fire back or keep his wolf tail between his legs?

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Kirstie Alley Responds To George Lopez’s “Pig” Comment

Yesterday we got really riled up at George Lopez for calling Kirstie Alley a pig post her Dancing With The Stars debut. The not-so-funny “comedian” presented a clip of Alley on his show Lopez Tonight and laughed, “She did a nice job, her little hooves tapping away. Before the show she went to the market, then she had roast beef, and this is her going all the way home,” followed by a shot of the Geico commercial pig. His comments gave us a serious case of the stabbies, because that kind of “humor” just stinks.

We also thought there was no way she would take that sort of bulls—t sitting down and we were right. Only Kirstie responded to George with real humor, and she made sure she got it out there by using Twitter. Kirstie tweeted, “Don’t worry about George’s comments…just remember what happens to the big bad, drunk woolf [sic]…falls in a boiling pot of vodka. Piggy laughs.” You go, Kirstie! Lopez, take notes.

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George Lopez Calls Kirstie Alley A “Pig” After Her DWTS Debut

We knew someone was going to take a cheap shot at Kirstie Alley‘s weight while she participates on Dancing With The Stars, and George Lopez proved us right. And he made sure it was a really low blow. On Lopez Tonight, Georgie reviewed some of the celebrity participants on the new season of Dancing With The Stars. Kendra Wilkinson and Ralph Macchio were included in his little dissertation. But then, in the manner of saving the best for last, came Kirstie.

While barely containing his laughter, Lopez showed a small clip of her dancing and said, “She did a nice job, her little hooves tapping away. Before the show she went to the market, then she had roast beef, and this is her going all the way home.” He then cut to an image of the pig from a Geico commercial. Ha-FREAKIN’-Ha, Lopez. You just called her a pig, and that kind of humor makes you swine. We get it, she’s big. She has a show called Big Life. We just think he took it way too far. Forward to the 2:25 mark to watch him in action. BTW, Kirstie — who is 60 — rocked it on the show. We were surprised because the lady has some serious rhythm! We weren’t the only one’s who thought so, because the judges loved Kirstie’s performance too.

New Dancing With The Stars Cast Revealed

Another season of Dancing With The Stars is upon us! And of course that means another rag-tag group of “stars,” consisting of reality show vets, athletes, washed-up actors, models you’ve never heard of, and Disney Channel stars. We’ll break up the season 12 contestants into two groups, the first being the ones we think are viable contenders (i.e. all the athletes, and the actors who have taken on physically demanding roles) consisting of the following: football player Hines Ward, boxer Sugar Ray Leonard, Karate Kid Ralph Macchio, wrestler Chris Jericho, model Petra Nemcova (she’s the one we’re pegging to be surprisingly athletic), and singer Romeo, who surely has some dance moves in his back pocket.

The second group is the batch of contestants we’re going to assume will be fun to watch but will be the first to go. No offense, y’all! They include Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson, talk show host Wendy Williams, barefoot actress Kirstie Alley, Disney star Chelsea Kane, and radio personality Mike Catherwood (who could be the greatest dancer in the world, unfortunately we’ve just never heard of him). What do you think of the new lineup? Care to divulge your early favorites? The new season premieres on March 21 on ABC.

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Season 11 Of Dancing With The Stars Will Not Include Octomom Or Kirstie Alley

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Uh, don’t wait up for a phone call babe, because it ain’t coming. Since the cast of Dancing With The Stars Season 11 is being put together, it’s catching the attention of a whole bunch of stragglers looking to get some sort of teeny-tiny break. Leading the pack is Octomom aka Nadya Suleman, who desperately wants an in on DWTS.

And since she’s shy (NOT) about making her intentions known, she’s got her lawyer, Jeff Czech to be her mouthpiece. He trumpeted, “Nadya is in top physical shape. She has been working out for months. She has had a strong interest in dance and Dancing With The Stars is one of the few shows that she takes time to watch. She’d love to do it.” ‘Course she would. Doesn’t mean it’s going to happening. They’ve got a phenomenal D-List ready to shimmy and they’re not going to downgrade to Z-list. Besides, they’ve already had one mommy-of-eight on the show (Hi, Kate Gosselin) and that was a disaster! We have a feeling Octomom would be an even bigger diva than Kate.

BTW, much to our chagrin, the cast isn’t going to include Kirstie Alley. She refuted the news over Twitter, tweeting, “Lol… Just a rumor… Imagine that. NOT doing DWTS this season… Way too chicken!! Maybe next season if Im invited again!!!” And no Nadya, you can’t take her place.

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Dancing With The Stars Season 11 Cast Is So Bad, It’s Good

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We’re sensing Season 11 of Dancing With The Stars is going to be so bad, that it’ll actually be fan-freakin-tastic! A number of celebrity (the term here is used loosely) participants has signed on and the mix is….interesting. Is it just us, or is the whole cast of DWTS season 11 seriously D-list in the most A-List of ways?? And they all have some serious issues that we can’t wait to see come out on the dance floor. (We’re talkin’ about you, David, Kirstie and Mikey.)

Shaking their moneymakers on the show are: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Audrina Patridge, Kirstie Alley, David Hasselhoff, Brandi and Michael Bolton. More cast members are to be announced (Ali Fedotowsky, we’re assuming you’re one of them), but so far we’re happy campers. Kirstie Alley doing the jive, The Sitch doing the salsa, Patridge vacantly staring her way through a rumba, Bolton doing ballroom to When A Man Loves A Woman… can you feel the magic?

Update: Bristol Palin just got added to the list!

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