Tuesday, March 16th, 2010
We all know how Eva Longoria rolls - remember that ridiculously opulent Paris wedding? She’s a C List TV actress on a show no one’s cared about for years, but in her eyes she’s some sort of Meryl Streep-Queen Elizabeth-King Kong hybrid - a phenomenal and regal actress who takes over cities, regardless of the cost.
Of course, this means she’s celebrating her 35th birthday - a birthday no one really gives a crap about - by gathering a bevy of her BFFS, including Kim Kardashian and Robin Antin, in Miami, where they’ve been busy lunching at the W Hotel. But the real celebration is set to take place on a giant yacht, because nothing says “I’m approaching middle age and I’m terrified” like a boat whose size is eclipsed only by the celebrant’s narcissism. Happy you day, Eva!
[Photo: Splash News Online]
Thursday, March 4th, 2010
The Kardashian ladies are ALL over the tabloids this week, if you haven’t already seen the covers. This week’s issues of Star and In Touch both have pretty scandalous “breaking stories” about Kim, Khloe, and Kourt’s relationships, and the girls are pissed, to say the least!
Divorced, duped, and dumped?? We’re all for Triple D’s, but this is just stupid.
Read the full story at LimeLife.
Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010
What’s worse: that Kim Kardashian is grounded enough to pick up her own dry cleaning, or that she looks so god damn good while doing so? Grumble. Yes, we’re jealous of just about everything going on in this picture: her perfect hair, the cute, cropped jacket; but mostly the fact that she has time to go get her dry cleaning and a manicure in one day, all while not wearing a sweat suit from 1995. Put on some sunglasses, ‘cuz you’re about to be blinded by our bitter envy.
[Photo: Splash News Online]
Monday, March 1st, 2010
Kim Kardashian was in Vegas this weekend to yet again celebrate the launch of her eponymous fragrance. Dignifying the soireee somewhat was her choice in wardrobe—a tight-fitting dress blessed with crossing straps that barely kept Kim’s Kardashians from spilling out all over the place. We certainly like this more than the liquorice wrap she squeaked around in during Fashion Week. Get a closer look in the gallery below.
[Photo: Getty Images]
Tuesday, February 16th, 2010
Anyone hear that squeaking? Must be Kim Kardashian wriggling towards the cameras to show off her form-fitting plastic wrap—bondage gear can be glamorous, too! The star stopped by Sephora on Fifth Avenue in the middle of Fashion Week to remind us how easy she is to smell now that her eponymous fragrance has been released. Watch the reality star stretch herself to the limit in the gallery below.
[Photo: WENN.com]
Friday, February 12th, 2010
Aww, Reggie is such a devoted boyfriend! Would your man sit front row at a fashion show and snap your photo like Kim K’s guy did?
Most jocks wouldn’t go near a tent at Bryant Park during Mercedes Benz Fashion Week … but not Reggie Bush! The running back for the New Orleans Saints was sitting front row at the Red Dress Collection at Bryant Park on Feb. 11, where is girlfriend Kim Kardashian walked in the celeb-studded show!
Read the full story at LimeLife.
Friday, February 12th, 2010
Real Housewife Bethenny Frankel wasn’t going to let her baby bump keep her from rocking the runway at the Heart Truth Red Dress Fall 2010 Fashion Show in NY last night. A benefit to raise awareness about women’s heart disease, the gala was a star-studded affair with everyone from Joan Collins to Jordin Sparks to Kim Kardashian strutting their stuff in a series of stylish outfits from different designers. “It’s fun and I love all the different fashion,” said show stealer Heidi Klum. “This is not modeling with a runway walk and a mean face. It’s a different feeling. It’s goofy, funny and you ham it up.” See who else did just that in the gallery below.
[Photo: Getty Images]
Monday, February 8th, 2010
Kim’s blush-colored, tight-fitting tank dress weakened opponents.
Think Kim Kardashian stayed casual all weekend for boyfriend Reggie Bush’s Super Bowl win? Come on, you know Kimmy K. better than that. She wasn’t all blazer and jeans, opting for a Saturday evening get-down getup that we can only imagine had Reggie Bush rushing to retire for the night.
Read the full story at LimeLife.
Monday, February 8th, 2010
Foolish athletes! Don’t you know who the real stars are?! While the football players did all the work on the field, stars like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Tom Cruise, and Ashton Kutcher showed up at the Super Bowl to hog all the attention and bask in the glow of the photographers’ cameras.
Kim Kardashian was there too, but she stayed surprisingly hidden during the game. Surely she was nervous watching her boyfriend Reggie Bush help to snag a win for New Orleans and probably wanted to bite her nails in private. But once Reggie and the Saints landed the trophy, ol’ Kimmy was back in front of the cameras, celebrating on the field like she had just won the game and posting a bunch of exclamation-filled tweets. Pics below.
Friday, January 29th, 2010
Kim Kardashian always takes a good bikini pic, but these untouched images from a recent photoshoot, which she posted on Twitter, have our envy meter working overtime. Kim looks amazing, which is surely why she dropped the photos on the web for all to see - to taunt us pasty, gym-shy, Double-Stuffed Crust addicts and send us off into the weekend drowning in a sea of body shame.
As if that wasn’t enough, Kim felt the need to add her own commentary. “HOT HOT HOT!” she wrote. “Not even retouched yet!”
We’ll admit that while we’re jealous of Kim’s perfect 10 look, we mostly just admire her confidence. We like a lady who owns it, especially when ‘it’ is curvy, healthy and fit (as opposed to bony, emaciated, and hungry). For all the sexy photos she tweets, there’s normally something about eating junk food to go along with it (“I am tweeting from the plane. I love this! They just gave us 2 die 4 ice cream sundae!”). Carry on, Kim. [Photo: Kim's Twitter]
