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Who Is Jim Carrey’s Lady Friend?

When we saw photos of Jim Carrey and a blond lady friend hand-in-hand at the Guns’n'Roses concert in California late Wednesday night, a couple of dots connected. The picture on the left is of them leaving the venue. The picture on the right is Carrey — are those his grafitti jeans? — with the same woman in New York City a little more than three months ago. Hand-in-hand again. So this things of theirs has been happening for a while now? Time to ask some questions. Like … who is she? What’s the deal? Is Jim already over Emma Stone? Spill, please!

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Kim Kardashian And Kris Humphries Join The Short Marriage Club

Looks like Kim Kardashian’s divorce from Kris Humphries is now official. “After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage,” Kim said in a statement to E! News. “I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever, but sometimes things don’t work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best.” Meanwhile, new hubby Kris sounds a lot less thrilled about the announcement, saying in a statement, “I’m committed to this marriage and everything this covenant represents. I love my wife and am devastated to learn she filed for divorce … I’m willing to do whatever it takes to make it work.” They still had that new marriage smell, too!

While Kim and Kris might be ready to sign those divorce papers only 72 days after their nuptials, they are nowhere near the first celebrity couple to bail out of their wedded bliss just weeks or months after walking down the aisle. From Mario Lopez to Britney Spears, Liz Taylor to Lisa Marie Presley, let’s look back at our favorite shortest Hollywood marriages:

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Jenny McCarthy Twists The Knife In Jim Carrey’s Heart With Hot New Bikini Pix

We’ve already told you about Jim Carrey‘s continued decent into weirdness today, and when these hot pix of of his ex Jenny McCarthy hit the streets, we’re starting to figure out the reason why. Letting Jenny’s babe-tastic bikni bod slip through our (metaphorical) figures would be something we’re not sure we’d ever recover from. The former Playboy Playmate and current mega-hottie got playful with her new BF Paul Krepelka on the sands of Malibu. Although turning thirty-nine this November, the lovely Jenny proves that age ain’t nothin’ but a number that seriously bums out everyone that doesn’t look like Jenny McCarthy. Poor Jim! Check out more of the hotness in the gallery below.

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Jim Carrey: Renegade Grafitti Artist!

Jim Carrey‘s street art — or in this case, studio art — has a purpose. Apparently, city officials had painted over some murals he had painted outside his West Village art studio a while ago. Firstly — that sucks. Secondly — we’re totally impressed by this artistic side of him! We had no idea! So now, armed with his spray cans, Jimbo wants to make a point about public art and its right to exist saying, “…I’m just doing my job now as an artist and putting it back up.”

He’s using the help of an imaginary buddy called “Baba” who is supposed to be a “ mischievous deity … [who] exists in negative space” with a message that states, “This graffiti reapplied pursuant to … [Baba]“. That’s Baba up there in the photographs who, correct us if we’re wrong, looks like he’s sitting in the lotus pose. That’s probably because there’s no angry artist vigilante here. Jim’s doing it the peaceful way explaining, “They can take it down again if they want to and it’s OK with me … I’ll even pay for it.” Keep on painting, dude. We’re on your side.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

Kathy Griffin One-Ups Jim Carrey With A Message For The Biebs

It seems like a nearly insurmountable challenge to out-creepy the Jim Carrey Emma Stone video, what with the super-tight focus, heart-felt earnestness and a reference to both freckle-faced babies and “the sex.” However, there’s one person who’s always up for a challenge, and Kathy Griffin’s Justin Bieber video succeeds…well, almost. We say almost since Kathy is obviously joking where as Jim Carrey, who’s site crashed due to an overwhelming number of visitors was…sort of serious?

Take her cues from Carrey’s video (no, seriously, she’s holding a cheat sheet), Kathy tells the Baby singer, “We would have kids, if I even have one egg left. I doubt it. We’re going to have to adopt,” later vowing “And the sex! It’s gonna be weird. The problem is that there’s an age difference. I’m a lot older than you, Justin Bieber. I’m 29. 39. 49. Just look me up.” At least everyone knows she’s joking, where as Jim Carrey’s explanation of the whole think reads as…sort of real? “Yes, my msg to Emma Stone was a comedy routine and the funniest part is that everything i said is tru,” the actor tweeted. Ha…ha?

Jim Carrey’s Makes A Creepy-ish Video For Emma Stone

Jim Carrey *hearts* Emma Stone. Like, in a really creepy way. These two don’t seem to be doing any movies together, so this doesn’t seem to be a PR stunt. The “this” we’re talking about is a video Jim just posted about Emma, professing his love for her. See the whole video here.

This would have been totally romantic if he would’ve gone the whole I dig you routine, but then he had to throw in how the sex would be. That turns it into old man-scamming-on-younger woman weirdo territory. The video jumps right into it, with him saying, “I just wanted to let you know that I think you’re all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but, you know, smart and kindhearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you, and we would have chubby little freckled faced kids. We’d laugh all day long and go camping and play Yahtzee and tell ghost stories by the fire. And the sex?” Question mark, indeed.

He then carries on with, “Everyday for the rest of your life, you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you. But I’m not. I’m 49. I have lines on my face, sometimes a little grey in my beard, and it takes me a little longer to pee than it used to. Those are the only discernible signs of aging that I can find so far. Anyway, I just wanted to let you know how I felt. You’re pretty special, and I wish you continued success and artistic fulfillment, but most of all, I wish you love and contentment. That’s all.” See, those last two lines — why couldn’t he have just stuck to that? That’s a lovely thing to say! We don’t want to know about his bathroom activities. And also, WTF?

[Photo via Jim Carrey True Life]

Spike TV’s Annual Guys Choice Awards Brings Out The A-List

Spike TV’s Annual “Guys Choice Awards” Show almost got completely sidelined thanks to the MTV Movie Awards. Both shows happened on the weekend, but the Guys Choice was one day earlier. But never fear, we’ve got the pictures that matter. “Decade of Hotness” winner Jennifer Aniston receiving her award in a tiny Azzedine Alaia black dress on the stage, for one!

Newly 40 Mark Wahlberg also won both ”Guy of The Year” and the “Guy Movie of the Year”, while Keith Richards won the “Brass Balls” of the year (handed over to him by Robert de Niro no less)! Mila Kunis was on hand to receive the “Holy Grail of Hotness Award” from Justin Timberlake and Jim Carrey won “Funniest MF.” Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson were there acting quite chummy, so the plot thickens! See what we mean? That’s a lot of A-List! Check out our gallery below for all the pictures.

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Hipster Jim Carrey Shows His Artistic Side

Not sure what Jim Carrey has been painting or who’s been doing his hair, but he looks worlds apart from his normal, goofy self in this Twitpic he posted recently, with the caption “I am a paintbrush.” That’s gonna require some serious scrubbing to get off.

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Stars Get Slimed On Stage At The 2011 Kids Choice Awards

How could we resist showing you these? Considering most celebrities are groomed to an inch of their lives before being unleashed in public, how awesome is it to see them with green goo dripping off their perfect faces. Vindication! Heidi Klum, Jack Black, Josh Duhamel, Jim Carrey and Johnny Depp all got a dose of slime at the 2011 Kids Choice Awards on Saturday.

But through laughing hysterically at them, we also learned a couple of things about these stars. For instance, Johnny Depp is just plain badass. Forget sliming him, he got a gun and slimed the audience! Also, Heidi Klum is awesome, even covered in green slime. We’re trying to think of other supermodels who would allow that stuff to come within a five mile radius of themselves and can’t think of even one. Lastly, Josh Duhamel somehow looks gorgeous in a weird purple bowtie. Josh also looks gorgeous covered in slime. Don’t believe us? Check out the photos below! [Photos: Getty Images]

Jim Carrey Dating a 24-Year-Old Top Model Contestant?

If ex-girlfriends like Jenny McCarthy are going to say they were “faking” with Jim Carrey, dude might as well get faked by someone with fewer years of baggage on the odometer—the comedy star was spotted walking hand in hand outside Time Stands Still on Broadway with 24-year-old Anchal Joseph, best known for appearing on Cycle 7 of America’s Next Top Model. Not only is the 49-year-old actor old enough to be her father, his daughter Jane is 23. Congratulations, Jim! You have officially reached “dirty old movie star” status.

See photos of Anchal and Jim after the jump.

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