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Jack Osbourne Is Going To Be A Dad!

Jack Osbourne is engaged to Lisa Stelly — we all know that! But the good news doesn’t stop there, because Jack just revealed that he’s going to be a father as well! A wedding and a baby — how’s that for a double whammy? He revealed the news yesterday on Piers Morgan Tonight saying, ”I’m excited. I’m a little nervous.” Which means that Ozzy Osbourne — the ‘Prince of Darkness’ — is going to be a granddaddy again! And more than anything, we’d like to hear him talk about his impending grandfather role. Can someone get a quote, please? About baby sitting and nappies and the like? Congratulations to Jack and Lisa from all of us!

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Jack Osbourne Gets Engaged, Ozzy Offers Incomprehensible Statement Of Congrats

Somebody book Westminster Abbey, because there’s about to be a wedding for reality TV royalty! Jack Osbourne is perhaps best known and loved for playing the precocious and drug-fueled teen Jack Osbourne on MTV’s smash The Osbournes in the early 2000s. But now everyone’s favorite dysfunctional brother is all grown up and about be a husband! Time flies…The 25-year old has popped the question to model Lisa Stelly, his girlfriend of a whopping four months. Well, if it feels right, go with it! The happy lady tweeted about the engagement yesterday, saying “The most amazing man I’ve ever met asked me to marry him… and he wasn’t joking! Crazy, right .”

Despite his rambunctious past, including a trip to rehab for alcohol problems in 2003, Jack has been cited as a good and calming force in Lisa’s life. ”[He's] a great influence on her,” her friend told Us Weekly. “It’s just no drama. More stable.” Since getting clean, Jack has taken an active role in film making, including directing his father’s Ozzy Osbourne’s 2010 music video for “Life Won’t Wait,” and also a documentary on his dad called God Bless Ozzy Osbourne. Congrats to the newlyweds, and we wish them a wonderful wedding! But a word of advice? Don’t ask Ozzy to give a speech.

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Charlie Sheen Parties In Vegas, Divorce Finalized

Hard to say how Charlie Sheen must feel now that he’s officially divorced from Brooke Mueller. He already moved on romantically to two “goddesses” and it’s not like the paperwork will truly close a chapter of his legal, familial and financial headaches. Did he feel a sense of relief when he heard the news, or was it a feeling of faliure, the knowledge that another attempt at family had been dashed, that passed over him, if only for a moment?

Technically, Sheen will be handing over $55,000 a month in a child support for twins Bob and Max, with the pre-nup bound Mueller getting about $1.75 million for her stake in their home and her troubles. It shouldn’t too much of a pain to Sheen’s paycheck—assuming re-runs of Two And A Half Men run internationally for perpetuity, but the emotional costs of love’s labour lost may never truly be known.

Look for signs of self-examination and soul death in Charlie’s face as he visited the Chateau Club and Gardens in Vegas this weekend, where he was joined by girlfriend Natalie Kenly, Jack Osbourne and the cast of The Hard Times Of RJ Berger. Party, party!

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Stars Get Their Hipster On At Coachella

Coachella 2011 just ended and as usual, tons of stars were around – both onstage and off – at the music festival. They all wore their best hippie chic gear, as is evident with the likes of Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and Vanessa Hudgens (who, we kid you not, wore printed bell-bottoms). Some ladies did represent vintage, like Dita von Teese who looked like a 1940′s pin-up in a sailor hat, and Katy Perry, who went quasi-flapper!

It’s no secret that we have a massive crush on Ian Somerhalder and we’ve resolutely ignored rumors of him and Nina Dobrev dating because IT ISN’T HAPPENING. So him and Nina at Coachella? Casually almost draped over each other? Hanging out with Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger? Just because those two are a couple, doesn’t mean it’s a double date! (Someone hold us while we cry.) For more skinny — quite literally with ladies like Whitney Port and Kate Bosworth — on who was there, check out our gallery below. [Photos: Splash News Online]

Jack Osbourne Rocks A No-Fro

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That’s as in under no circumstances ever should this be an acceptable hairstyle for Mr Jack Osbourne. The adrenaline-loving son of Ozzy and Sharon brought his new hair-don’t to the streets of London over the weekend and we can’t remember the last time we saw such an ill-advised grow-out. Probably the last time Jack grew his hair like this. We have much respect for Jack as he’s a very cool bloke indeed, but no! No! No! (As Amy Winehouse would say) [Photo: WENN]

Bridget Marquardt Snuggles Up To Hef’s Twins

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No hard feelings here! Bridget Marquardt gets cozy with her ex-boyfriend Hugh Hefner‘s new girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon at the annual Midsummer Night’s Dream party at the Playboy Mansion on Saturday night. Karissa, Kristina, Hef, and number one girlfriend Crystal Harris played hosts to a slew of celebrity guests including Shaquille O’Neal, Jack Osbourne, and Brody Jenner and girlfriend Jayde Nicole. Oscar winners Three 6 Mafia performed at the soiree, where the Mansion was transformed into a Greek and Roman-inspired setting where lingerie clad hotties danced the evening away. [Photos: Courtesy of Playboy]

Jack Osbourne Makeover: Fab Or Fail?

Jack Osbourne came on the scene as a pudgy, curly-haired rebellious teenager on the hit reality series, The Osbournes. As the trials and tribulations of his rock family were chronicled, Jack was often shown chowing down on Easy Mac and fighting with his sister Kelly Osbourne. But Jack shed nearly seventy pounds and debuted a whole new look in 2005.

Jack kick-started his weight loss by detoxing at a Thai kickboxing camp which included a high fiber liquid diet and coffee enemas. The rehabbed star gave up cigarettes, alcohol, drugs and junk food, started running and rock climbing and going to bed early. He traded in his rocker T-shirts for tailored suits and swapped his glasses for contacts. Jack had fully made his transformation when in December 2005 he appeared semi-naked in Cosmopolitan, which he said was a big “Ha! To everyone who laughed at him before.”

Is the new Jack fab? Or do you miss the old?

Osbournes Reloaded Is Too Raunchy For Panama City, FL

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Osbournes Reloaded comes to us courtesy of Fox, the network who brought us The Moment of Truth, Hell’s Kitchen, and Family Guy. The network isn’t really known for child-friendly programming, let’s face it, but from the previews we’ve seen, the Osbournes aren’t doing anything all that offensive. Stupid, maybe, but nothing that would make us earmuff the children. From what we gather it’s just Ozzy Osbourne and crew doing their same schtick as always, with a dumber title. (“They’re back and…they’re reloaded.” Blech.)

For some reason, though, the Osbourne clan gets the ire of one Fox affiliate who thinks they should go back to England. Panama City, Florida affiliate WPGX has decided not to air Osbournes Reloaded, which premieres tonight after American Idol. General Manager of the station David Cavileer says the show doesn’t reflect the “community standards.” Instead, the station will air an episode of The Simpsons in the show’s place. Cavileer said that he would have no problem airing the show after 10pm, but he doesn’t think airing it earlier would be appropriate for families. A Fox rep also issued a statement saying, “Osbournes Reloaded was thoroughly vetted by our standards and practices department to ensure it was appropriate for broadcast during the scheduled time period. If any network affiliate feels the programming may be inappropriate for its individual market, however, it has the right to pre-empt the program.”

Just to make sure we’re not crazy, we have to ask: dear families of Panama City, you know how to work the remote control, right? If you don’t think the show is appropriate for your kids, do you know you’re allowed to change the channel? We weren’t sure if there was a law in Panama City that forced you to watch Fox 24-7.

Osbournes: Reloaded May Not Even Air For An Entire Episode

Plenty of shows have been canceled after one episode—Secret Talents Of The Stars, anyone?—but the upcoming variety show Osbournes: Reloaded may be off the air even quicker than Rosie Live! Fox has announced that American Idol will run for an extra twenty minutes on March 31st, leaving only forty for Ozzy, Sharon, Jack and Kelly‘s big premiere.

With Osbournes: Reloaded not even part of Fox’ schedule yet (it’s currently planned to air “later in the season”), the show could get pulled after only two thirds of an episode, setting a new precedent for failure. Yes, the show could wind up a massive hit, reviving the family variety show format for a new generation just as The Osbournes did for reality TV. But Fox chopping off a third of the premiere sure doesn’t sound like a vote of confidence. Keep your day job, Ozzy!

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Celebs Show T&A For Halloween

Kim Kardashian may be approaching 30 and Mariah Carey‘s almost 40, but they’re seeking attention like teenage girls in heat. This Halloween, skanky costumes rule.

Last night in Los Angeles, Kim showed up to her own celebration dressed as Wonder Woman — only with 20 pounds more ass, boobs and makeup. Mimi rocked two costumes at her party with hubby Nick Cannon, starting the night as some kind of nymphomaniac firefighter and ending it as a box of cookies waiting to be devoured. Wouldn’t it have been easier for both of them to just dress as skanks and be done with it? Or maybe they should have worn nothing at all like Ice-T‘s curvaceous wife Coco. (Ice, invite us next time!)

But not everyone aimed to show skin this Halloween. Mickey Rourke, who looked like a drunken gay biker, deserves an award for Halloween’s Most F*cked-Up Looking Celebrity. Sadly, Kate Moss and actress Taryn Manning could be the runners-up for that award. Marilyn Manson wore the most simple and (surprise!) shocking outfit by hanging an “AIDS” sign around his neck. On a positive note, Pink and Seal both wore outfits that totally rocked.