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Lindsay Lohan Subtly Reminds Us She’s A Professional Actress

Dear Universe: in case you had somehow forgotten, Lindsay Lohan isn’t just some super-freckly nude Playboy model and/or frequently participant in our nation’s judicial system. She is first and foremost a legitimate actress! As a reminder, Lilo casually let photogs get a glimpse of the screenplay she’s reading while arriving with Ali Lohan at New York’s JFK airport. What, you don’t carry your scripts with the cover out over your face? Clearly you’re not as dedicated to the craft! Now that we know Lindsay courting a potential new role (like real actresses do!), what film do you think she just happened to be perusing at that exact moment?


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Ali Lohan Denies Surgery And Drugs In An Effort To Be “The Good Lohan”


We all remember where we were that fateful day in September when Ali Lohan stepped out with her new face. But despite the drastic and undeniable transformation, those close to 17-year-old claim that the change was all natural. Her agents at Next Model Management attributed the new look to “a growth spurt”. Hmmm, do lips and cheek bones go through growth spurts, too?

But now Ali herself is opening up about the controversy, insisting that she never got near the knife. “It’s stupid,” she told the New York Post‘s Page Six Magazine. “I don’t listen to it. It’s absolutely not true. I was cracking up. Because, like, when would I do that? I’m 17 years old,” For a start, she claims that her mother, Dina, would never allow such a thing. “I would need my mother’s signature, and do you think my mom would ever sign off on that? No!” (Wait, is this the same mother that goes out partying with her fresh-out-of-rehab daughter, Lindsay?)

But it’s got to be rough trying to make it as a young model in Hollywood, with temptations at every turn. In fact, the littlest Lohan admits to being offered drugs on occasion. But luckily she remembers her D.A.R.E. training … and her big sister. “I just say no,” she says. “I’m lucky enough that I had my sister to learn from. I’ve seen people do it to her, so I’ve learned to be like, ‘That’s stupid, no.’ ” That’s really awesome Lindsay taught her that! But let’s hope Lilo didn’t teach her about lying, too.

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Dina Lohan’s Memoir: What’s The Opposite Of Helicopter Parenting?


In Lohan news today: Parenting is hard! Dina Lohan has been shopping a memoir to publishers, as if there were things she hasn’t already spilled to every news outlet that will pay her to. In the prologue that TMZ obtained, the showbiz mom basically shirks the blame for everything that’s gone wrong in Lindsay Lohan’s life.

“How could I deny my daughter the chance of a lifetime?” Dina says of letting LiLo start her career so early. “How could I hold Lindsay back from her dream of becoming an actress? So, I listened to others and sent my daughter to Hollywood with a few pieces of luggage and a chaperone.”
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Liv Tyler’s Mom Has A Verbal Throwdown With Dina Lohan

We hope you’re ready for a good old fashioned celebrity mom fight, folks. Because it’s Friday afternoon and that’s what you’re gonna get. Liv Tyler’s mom, former model and 70s heartthrob Bebe Buell, went on a major rant in Steppin’ Out magazine about what she sees as the parental failings of Lindsay Lohan’s mom, Dina. “Dina Lohan’s relationship with her daughter Lindsay disturbs me,” she said. “I don’t see a mother and a daughter there. What her mother has done with Lindsay is morally wrong and disgusting. She should back off.”

Buell knows a thing or two about tricky relations with her kids; for years she told daughter Liv that rocker Todd Rundgren was her father, in order to sheild her from the growing substance problems of her real dad, Steven Tyler. Clearly that’s a tough call, but Bebe feels like Lindsay would benefit from her hands-on style. “If Lindsay spent a year with me I could turn her around. I could have her winning her first Oscar in two years!” Her unorthodox technique? Kidnapping, mainly. ”If my baby girl got that screwed up I would NOT allow to make her own decisions. I would abduct my child and I would make sure that I didn’t leave her side until she didn’t have those problems anymore.” Err, we hate to side with the Lohan’s on anything, but we’re not totally sure if that’s how “problems” of any size get solved. Regardless, you might wanna change the locks, Lindsay.

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Lindsay Lohan Has Been Unleashed!

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Get your baby buggies off the road and hid your collagen, everyone. Lindsay Lohan’s out of rehab! All day it’s been, will she or won’t she? Lindsay Lohan and the Betty Ford Clinic are turning into the Ross and Rachel of the new millennium. Luckily for the curious, Dina Lohan officially confirmed her daughter’s release, saying “It’s a great day.” Ah yes, those 24 hours before Lindsay has to go right back in are always the best.

On New Year’s Day Lindsay tweeted some sobering stuff, possibly with her release in mind: “Today is the first day of the rest of my life. The future depends on what we do in the present.’ -Mahatma Gandhi… One step at a time…” To be fair, Gandhi probably wouldn’t immediately go on a shopping spree for fresh leggings or start drunk-tweeting Sam Ronson. However, since all us boring people get a fresh start with the new year, we guess Lindsay deserves one too. So good luck, Lohan! To everyone else: we weren’t joking about that collagen thing.

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Now Dina Lohan Wants To Sue Glee

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Yes, that Glee! Dina Lohan is pissed that her Lindsay and her troubles have been used as a punchline on the show this week and like the Mama Grizzly she is, she’s not going to stand for it. It stems from a scene featuring Gwyneth Paltrow as the substitute teacher who asks her class in Spanish (subtitles were provided) “Lindsay Lohan is totally crazy, right?” And then asks “How many times has Lindsay Lohan been to rehab?” in an effort to get them to count in Spanish. Which sounds kind of hilarious to us, and we don’t even like Glee.

Dina said “Our lawyers are sending a letter” to Glee because she feels Lindsay was defamed, while a rep for Lindsay said “Lindsay has an issue that millions of people around the world are dealing with yet Glee is treating addiction as a laughing matter.” We have to admit that suing because you’re called crazy more legitimate than suing because you’re called a milkaholic, but we still don’t think this case will stand up in court. Besides, considering Dina doesn’t even know how many times Lindsay has been in rehab, maybe she could learn something from the episode.

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Dina Lohan On The Today Show Again, Talkin’ Rehab

Back in August, Dina Lohan spoke to Matt Lauer on The Today Show about her daughter Lindsay, and what occurred was nothing short of a sh*tshow. Dina was argumentative, claims she was ambushed, and dodged Lauer’s questions using some kind of Long Island double-talk language we’re not familiar with. There was definitely some tension between Lauer and Lohan, which is why it’s surprising that she appeared on the show again today to speak with him about the same exact things. There was still a lot of double-talk, but this time, Dina’s not in denial anymore that her daughter is an addict. Quite the opposite; Dina actually loves rehab so much she actually said she hoped Lindsay would open her own rehab facility.

Couple things though: Just two months ago, worst dad ever Michael Lohan said he wanted to open a spiritual rehab center, and then Lindsay and Michael reunited this weekend as part of her healing process. Could this family finally reunite with a common goal of helping others? Could Dina and Michael end their contentious relationship in order to heal their child and others? Doubtful! These are the Lohans we’re talking about. And besides, Lindsay has no plans to scrap her acting career. (This Linda Lovelace biopic isn’t going to wait around forever – except that it totally is, God, just recast it already.) On the other hand, no one ever imagined that First Lady Betty Ford would be synonymous with rehab, so who knows? Maybe the Lohan Family Treatment Center will be the first name in treating the damaged starlets of tomorrow.

Lindsay Considers Letting The Donald Fire Her

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She was too good for Celebrity Rehab, but Lindsay Lohan would appear on Celebrity Apprentice if the timing is right. At least, according to her mother Dina, who is like, BFF’s with Donald Trump and claims that the Donald is trying to woo Lindsay to the show. Dina told Page Six “Donald is a friend of the family, and producers of Celebrity Apprentice have approached Lindsay to appear in the next season. She’s deciding if she wants to do it or not, but she currently has three films in production, so she’s very busy.” If being on the show means Lindsay might have to interact with former winner Joan Rivers, please God, let this happen. Joan would surely hand Lindsay’s ass to her and knock some sense into the starlet.

We know that “You’re fired!” is the famous catch phrase, but should Lindsay become a contestant, we’d love to hear Trump change it up so that when it’s her time to leave the show, he tells her (in a marketing tie-in that would prove Lindsay’s business savvy) to “SCRAM!”

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E*Trade Fights Back Against Lindsay Lohan Suit

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Seriously? This Lindsay Lohan E*Trade lawsuit wasn’t just a big joke? Because we had a big laugh and moved on when we heard about it, and we figured the parties involved might realize how dumb it all sounded and do the same.

If you’ll recall, LiLo decided to sue E*Trade after seeing their commercial where one baby calls another named Lindsay a “milkoholic”. Lawyers at E*Trade are fighting dirtier than we thought they would, using hundreds of pages of internet comments as part of their defense (yes, friends, your comments might be used in a court of law against the starlets you rail against, bet you never realized that). Comments that call her a ” lazy, irresponsible, disrespectful little drama queen” and ask “How can she pay her rent and pay for her coke?” are being used not to claim she behaves badly, but that she lives in California, making her lawsuit, filed in New York, moot. (Yeah, we’re not sure how that holds water, either. The law is hard!)

Dina Lohan criticized the company’s tactics when she found out their plan. “This is the whole reason we are suing them — for demeaning Lindsay. They are just proving how they operate — they play dirty,” said the woman who partied till 2am with her daughter before a court appearance.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Bodyguard Is Her New BFF

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So is Dina Lohan no longer a great party partner, Lindsay? Come on, she’s been with you right since the beginning matching shot for shot! Lindsay Lohan’s new party-hearty pal is a 6 foot tall 300 pound bouncer. And if you hadn’t guessed it already, he’s fond of wearing a shirt with “Big Monster” written on it. He was debuted at Las Palmas where LL dropped in Markus Molinari‘s birthday party (he’s a close friend of both Lohan and Katy Perry).

“Wherever Lindsay went, he went,” gabbed a source, who saw the bouncer get ticked off with a photographer trying to approach the La Lohan. Never fear, Dina Lohan may not be her primo party buddy anymore… but she was at the bash too! Whatta mom. Tsk Tsk.

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