Thursday, August 12th, 2010
Australia’s Famous magazine is claiming that Victoria and David Beckham are expecting their fourth child, despite the fact that no other sources can confirm the news. We’re not so sure, considering the above photo was taken just one month ago, and Posh looks as rail-thin as ever, but anything is possible. Secretly, we wouldn’t mind if the news was true for the following reasons:
1. All the Beckham children are adorable, so another tiny one would just be precious.
2. Victoria and David actually seem to spend time with their kids. They even go to Jonas Brothers concerts with them!
3. If we’re to believe the rumors, the world will explode if the Beckhams don’t have a daughter, so for the survival of humanity, we need this.
Of course there are also cons to another Baby Becks, the most important being the name. World, let’s agree to come together and employ the power of The Secret to will this couple not to name their next kid something as stupid as Brooklyn, Romeo or Cruz. Please, world. This is important.
[Photo: WENN]
Monday, May 17th, 2010
Could you people over in the bushes stop rustling the leaves, we’re trying to listen to some music over here!
Those people behind the foliage would be Victoria and David Beckham and the rest of their clan, who were attempting to conceal themselves at a Jonas Brothers concert at the Grove in L.A. this weekend. The family did emerge from the brush eventually to jam to JoBros classics, while the band bopped around and played with special guests like The Wonder Girls. The free concert kicked off the brothers’ summer tour and featured some new tunes from their upcoming album.
Check out more pics of the Jonases and the Beckhams in our gallery from the show.
[Photos: Getty Images]
Thursday, April 15th, 2010
We’re bizarrely smitten with the Beckhams. Maybe we just think David is hot, or maybe it’s because in the movie version of our life, the end credits would have “Spice Up Your Life” playing over them, but we can’t get enough of the Tom Cruise-lovin’, smoldering, artificially-colored power couple. Especially when Victoria decides to put away her pout and actually joke around.
People has compiled some of Posh’s best quotes and we’re kind of impressed with this one we haven’t heard before, where she describes her hubby’s, um, endowment, in an Armani ad. She says “He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!” And here we thought Victoria was blissfully unaware of anything remotely having to do with tilling of soil, common people, etc. And also, wow. [Photo: Getty Images]
Friday, March 26th, 2010
While Jesse James still has quite a long way to go before he catches Tiger Woods’s record of sixteen (and counting!) extramarital affairs, his recent shenanigans with heavily tattooed webcam models have quickly skyrocketed the Vanilla Gorilla into the Adultery Hall of Shame. It’s an exclusive club —from what we hear, there’s a secret handshake and everything— that is made up of some of the world’s most famous actors, athletes and politicians. Past inductees into the hallowed club include the likes of Bill “Slick Willie” Clinton, Michael “Air” Jordan and Jon “Still in Search of a Catchy Nickname” Gosselin. Take a gander at our photo gallery below to see what other lecherous lotharios made the list.
Tuesday, December 29th, 2009
What better time than the end of a decade to muse about aging, decaying and even death? Maybe that’s why forensic artist Joe Mullins used “the latest computer technology” to predict what some of today’s biggest celebrities will look like after another decade passes. Interestingly, he “took into account each of the A-listers’ lifestyles to predict how they might look in 2020.” (Translation: Forensic artists know what cocaine and eating disorders do to a body!) But what the artist could not know is that Madonna will replace her face with a new one by 2020 - and it will look exactly like this!
Check the gallery for a glimpse into the future, where flawless skin and gorgeous features give way to wrinkles and big bags under eyes. Only Angelina Jolie fares well. In fact, this forensic artist clearly thinks she’s still going to be a total MILF in 2020. Also included: Miley Cyrus, Brad Pitt, Robert Pattinson, Paris Hilton, David and Victoria Beckham, Madonna, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears.
Thursday, November 5th, 2009
In a story we’ve had to read a few times because it’s so unlikely-sounding (while also checking the date to absolutely make sure it’s not April Fool’s Day), apparently Victoria Beckham has bought a pet pig. Yes, the woman who doesn’t “do” casual, and who’s so impeccably groomed at all times we imagine her kids are terrified of getting a sticky hand on her skirt, has given a miniature pig as a present to hubby David. Mm-hmmm.
According to London’s Evening Standard, VB has purchased two nine-inch tall “micro pigs” which are currently taking up residence at their Hertfordshire mansion. “She has already reportedly nicknamed the miniature pot-bellied Gloucester Old Spot cross-breeds Elton and David, after good friends Elton John and his partner David Furnish,” it claims.
We swear we are not making this up. But until we see Posh out walking her new muddy friends, we’ll file this under “oh, really?” But wouldn’t it be great if it was true? [Photo: FilmMagic]
Monday, November 2nd, 2009
The family that shares hair-styling products together, stays together! And the other things we thought about when seeing this very cute shot of the Beckham clan out at the Lakers game were: a) at least they have loads of money to spend on these gravity-defying hair products and b) we hope no-one goes near them with a naked flame.
Victoria sported an all-new tousled hairstyle, while David kept it simple with a sweepy up do (and yes, we’re still loving that beard). Meanwhile their three-year-old son Cruz has challenged Maddox Jolie in the who-looks-cuter-with-a-pre-school-Mohican stakes. Adorable! [Photo: Getty Images]
Wednesday, October 28th, 2009
Not since Jay-Z and Beyonce has a couple looked so in love at a sporting event. Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend have always kept their romance private (some speculate they’ve secretly wed) but at last night’s Lakers game, they became frontrunners for Hollywood’s cutest couple. The pair cuddled and laughed courtside, alongside fellow celebs Nicky Hilton, Sacha Baron Cohen, Adam Levine, the Kardashian sisters, David Beckham, Heather Locklear, and Lakers mainstay Jack Nicholson. Who knew the Staples Center was the hottest spot in Hollywood? [Photos: Getty Images & Splash News Online]
Friday, October 16th, 2009
We hadn’t really bought the ’shaggy hot hipster’ look until now. (Yes, we’ve seen Away We Go. Blurgh) Actually, we hadn’t even fancied David Beckham a little bit, ever, until now (it’s the voice). But what curious alchemy has combined the beard and the Beckham and turned it into a whole heap of hotness?
Victoria’s husband played an England match in his home city of London on Wednesday night, and what better gift than to convert the last few remaining women to his charms? It’s got us! [Photo: Getty Images]
Wednesday, October 14th, 2009
After the failure of Jennifer’s Body and her complaints about those Transformers movies, it’s good that Megan Fox has something to looked forward to. Armani announced today that the actress will take over their Emporio Armani Underwear campaign in 2010, gracing magazines and billboards with her skivvies starting in January. She’ll also be doing the Armani Jeans campaign as well, if you want to see her wearing clothes.
Fox will be replacing Victoria Beckham as the company’s female face (yeah, that’s it, face) just as Christiano Ronaldo pushed David Beckham out of Armani’s Y-chromosome throne last month. Unlike the Beckhams, there are no plans for Fox and Ronaldo to appear together—not that anyone really wanted them to share camera time anyway.
[Photo: Getty Images]
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