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Ke$ha Party Shopping List: Penis Costumes, Body Paint And Attitude

Hey, dollar-sign fans! Ke$ha’s birthday is coming up on March 1, and we’ve been so worried that we would never be able to throw the appropriate party to celebrate. Thank goodness Glamour came to our rescue with a very enlightening interview. The magazine thought it would tempt us with the promise of “makeunder” photos of the singer, but fancy photo shoots are nothing compare to the gem buried deep in the story, but uncovered by all sorts of blogs today: “Sometimes when I’m sad, I make my assistant put on the penis outfit and bounce around my house.”

We’ll let others worry about whether this assistant is eligible for worker’s comp and in need of intense counseling at the moment. What we’d rather do is focus on how this article has inadvertently taught us how to throw the best Ke$ha party ever. You’ll need:

One (1) Halloweenie costume, available for $59.99 plus shipping and handling at Buy.com. (Side note: We’re more worried about the health of the model who posed for this costume photo. Was this his big break?) (more…)

The 25 Worst-Dressed Stars Of 2011: Vote For The Best…Of The Worst

2011 brought along with it a host of new fashion trends, from long-sleeved gowns to daytime sequins to the ever-unfortunate mullet dress. The biggest trend of all, however, seems to have been stars looking like a volcanically hot mess. Yes, like a single strand of pearls or a little black dress, celebrities sashaying down the red carpet in cringe-inducing couture never gets old. After all, these are people who all have stylists. Who they pay real money. To make them look good. We know.

Without further ado, check out our Worst-Dressed Stars of 2011 gallery then vote on your favorite misguided celebs. Will it be Paz de la Huerta or Nicki Minaj? Katy Perry or Courtney Stodden? Lady Gaga or Snooki? As long as famous people continue to have little to no taste, we’ll all be winners here.

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Rihanna, Ke$ha Rock That Cave Lady Fashion

Between Rihanna slipping into a pelt while leaving Nozomi in London, Ke$ha sporting a white fur to attend Terry Richardson‘s gallery opening in New York and Kelly Rowland wearing all those…creatures while visiting The X-Factor studios, we’d say it’s official: gigantic fur vests mean cave lady fashion is in for Fall/Winter 2011 in a mammoth way. Speaking of mammoths, these lovely ladies and their extremely warm torsos aren’t the only celebs who look like they should be accessorizing with a a club, Fred Flintstone-style. Check out a few furry fashions that are currently making these ladies’ Bedrock:

Ke$ha Is Having More Sloppy Fun Than You In Rio

While you’re busy drawing Home Simpson-style eyeballs on each half of a ping pong ball to fool your boss into thinking you’re awake, Ke$ha is having the time of her life at Rio de Janeiro’s Rock in Rio, giving her backup dancers a glitter rub-down and saluting her own freak flag, long may it wave. You know what’s not having the time of it’s life, though? That poor, poor, awesome guitar. Would that we all could give our life for so noble a goal, i.e. the rockin’est version of “Tik Tok” the Southern Hemisphere has ever seen.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

Red Carpet Report: The 2011 AmfAR Inspiration Gala

The AmFar Inspiration Gallery took place last night at The Museum of Modern Art in New York City and the red carpet was a mixed bag. Courtney Love showed up, obviously, looking like a train wreck. How does she end up everywhere? Designers Michael Kors (who won the amfAR Award of Courage) and Kenneth Cole posed with a stunning Heidi Klum. James Franco suited up to receive his amfAR Award of Inspiration, while a teeny-waisted Jennifer Hudson performed. Ke$ha showed up looking drunk as usual and wearing an Abed Mahfouz gown that looked not exactly right on her. Add a clutch of models like Alek Wek and Chanel Iman and a totally incredible Rufus Wainwright, and voila! — successful event, check. To check out the rest of the arrivals action, take a look at our gallery below.

[Photo: Getty Images]

Want Ke$ha’s Eco-Friendly Recycled Feathers? You Got It!

Ke$ha wants you to lay off birds for their feathers, y’all. No joke! There’s a ton of stuff just laying out there that you can recycle into your accessories and still be animal friendly. Bones, feathers and the like. In a series of tweets, the singer asked her followers to start looking at more eco-friendly options, like she does! Ke$ha’s first tweet read, “im hearing about roosters that have been plucked and hurt or even killed for thier feathers…” This news seemed to distress her, so her next tweet followed with, “i’d love to give u guys my own personal feather contact. she’s totally animal friendly + recycles bones + feathers to make all my accessories.” And she really did!

The details are on Ke$ha’s twitter account, if you’d like to be birds of the same feather! Now, if you can get past all the “bones” spiel, it’s really quite nice of her to be so considerate to chickens and so on. But considering that she’s also — how to put this politely — weird, her next tweet made us shake our heads in plain bewilderment. Ke$ha tweeted, “i recycle bodyparts. im looking at all my crazybeautiful fans teeth right now!! i got a box of em and ive never been so excited !!!” Human teeth… yay?

[Photo: Getty Images]

Zach Galifianakis Reveals Hangover Part III Plot, Rips On Ke$ha In Rolling Stone

The beautiful thing about Zach Galifiankis’ Rolling Stone interview is how clear it is that the comedian could give a tiny monkey-in-a-denim-vest’s bottom about fame or what everyone in American thinks of him. Take Zach Galifianakis’ Ke$ha run-in, for example. “I saw that Ke$ha woman the other day,” the actor reveals about running into the singer at a bar. “She was sitting by herself, and I walked up to her and said, ‘Listen, I got your e-mail. Your music is really bad! I don’t know who listens to it, but I imagine it’s, like, six-year-olds – and it’s a bad message.’” First January Jones, now Ke-Dollar Sign-Ha. That man’s just saying what we’re all thinking!

The Hangover Part II star also seems pretty unconcerned with causally revealing The Hangover Part III plot, which the magazine says “ditches the format of the first two and focuses on his character escaping from a mental institution with help from the wolf pack.” Sighs Galifianakis as if he was talking about visiting his great-aunt, “They want to do a Hangover III. I’m getting fricking phone calls already.” Slowly, the distance between Galifianakis and his character Alan gets smaller which each passing day… As it should be.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

2011 Billboard Music Awards Red Carpet Has More Misses Than Hits

Is it just us, or was the 2011 Billboard Music Awards ~~red~~ white carpet dull? The press room and the stage (obviously) had way more action! As far as we’re concerned, the carpet was all about Nicki Minaj‘s pink hair versus Rihanna‘s red! We love both, but we’re handing this one to Ri-Ri who was super streamlined in a spotless white suit. Gorgeous! We’re not going to get into Nicki’s powder blue whatchamaycallit of an outfit, or Ke$ha‘s, for that matter. We can’t make sense of either!

We’d also like to point out how our little sweetheart Selena Gomez—who shared a kiss with BF Justin Bieber later—seems to slipping in more and more skin every time we see her. Little by little, so people don’t freak out! Crafty… but we’re on to you, Gomez! She and Nicole Kidman had a particularly sweet red carpet photo op that you can see in our gallery below. Nas, Ne-Yo and Mary J. Blige in all her leonine glory all added a touch of glamor, but just not enough. Do you agree with us? Sound off in the comments section below!

[Photos: Getty Images]

We’re Revoking Adam Lambert’s “Glambert” – Even Ke$ha Out-Glams Him!

This is a photograph of Adam Lambert at the ASCAP Pop Music Awards that were held yesterday at the Renaissance Hotel in Hollywood. And we really don’t know what to say about this sudden aggressively hirsute approach. Between what’s sprouting on his head and what’s sprouting on his face, it’s a whole pile of oh hell no! What is that? Firstly, his hair has become alarmingly similar to Johnny Bravo. And then there’s this goatee-pancho mustache combination which we’re not even going to discuss. As much as it pains us to do this, we cannot call you Glambert until you sort out this facial hair situation. We’ve giving you props for that sharp suit but can’t get past your face to fully appreciate it!

Ke$ha was also present at the awards shows, and even though she had her familiar drankzface on, she still looked better than he did. She was wearing this 80′s silver metallic long-sleeved dress paired with a clutch and lashings of eyeliner, of course. Which is normal for Ke$ha in terms of make-up, but her wardrobe has improved drastically! Her shoes were all wrong but, it’s all baby steps. [Photos: Getty Images]

Ke$ha Cleans Up For The Magic Kingdom

Look what we have here. Ke$ha cuddling with The White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland at Disney World’s Magic Kingdom yesterday, looking…. normal. The hair’s not ratty, there are no bottles of Jack lurking around anywhere on her person, no Smurfy blue lipstick and her body parts are adequately covered. We’re even going to take it one step further and say she looks cute! Will wonders ever cease? Then again, they don’t call it the “Magic Kingdom” for nothing, right? Ke$ha, if you ever read this, consider this is our plea to you — familiarize yourself with soap and a hairbrush more often.

[Photo: Splash News Online]