We’ve been kinda busy here in FABlifeland, what with Breaking Dawn and all. But not as busy as Nick Jonas, that’s certain. (In between prepping for his six months on Broadway in How to Succeed in Business… he just picked up an award for his diabetes advocacy at the Disability Rights Legal Center gala in L.A. last night.) So we have to apologize for taking a minute to notice how much we liked the relaxed-but-slightly-blingy look he sported when he stopped by http://www.vh1.com/shows/big_morning_buzz_live/series.jhtml last week. Now we’ll make up for lost time and take a closer look. (more…)
If there’s anything more unbelievable than Olivia Wilde blaming the Jonas Brothers for placing a “no sex hex” on her house, it’s the idea that any supernatural force, no matter how strong, could prevent Olivia Wilde from getting laid. Please. While promoting Cowboys And Alienson Kimmel last night, the actress was quick to blame the Jo Bros, former residents of her new L.A. house, for her sexual drought. “We think they placed a no sex hex on the house,” Wilde explained. “We blame the Jonas Brothers for the lack of action happening in our house. We’re like, ‘We know why.’ It’s the No sex hex, Jimmy! Can’t do anything about it.” Olivia’s right, of course; not much you can do about an anti-sex curse. Except, you know, look like Olivia Wilde.
While Olivia’s home might ostensibly be boner-free, her career hopefully won’t be. As the actress told E!, we may be seeing Olivia Wilde as Linda Lovelace, in a biopic of the same famous porn star who Lindsay Lohan, and now Malin Akerman, has been cast to play in a competing film. “It would be a tremendous honor,” Wilde said. “It’s such a cool role. She was a fascinating woman—with where she came from to Deep Throat to then working with Gloria Steinem and Nora Ephron. It’s really fascinating,” We guess those little musical virgins only have so much control over Olivia’s choices! In fact, we’re ready to declare that this house…is clean.
Nick Jonas is 18 years old now…and it looks like he knows it. The singer was spotted leaving a movie theater in Hollywood this weekend, with 26-year-old Australian singer Delta Goodrem on his left hand…instead of his purity ring. “I feel so blessed,” Nick tweeted after the spotting. “Had a great weekend.” Goodrem and Jonas have been working together in the studio of late, with Goodrem tweeting a pic of the two with JoBro musician Greg Garbowsky in March. Could these two be mixing business with pleasure?
We’d honestly be a little surprised if this was as naughty as it sounds—not only is Delta eight years older than Nick, she just broke off a three-year engagement with Brian McFadden of the UK group Westlife. As popular with the ladies as Nick has been—and as toned as he’s getting these days—it’s hard to believe a veteran singer in her mid-20′s would rebound with a teenager who, until recently, wore a purity ring (Nick’s protective parents wouldn’t probably be so hot about it, either). But nothing’s wrong with a little publicity, right?
Joe Jonas says his solo debut will be full of “electro indie pop rock,” and he’s dressing the part, rocking a white v-neck, Giants cap, shades and stubble as he walks dog Winston in LA yesterday. But why is Kevin “married and not making a sexy solo debut” Jonas rocking a similarly hipsterfied look? Nice boots, buddy.
Must remember Jonas Brothers’ purity ring, must remember Jonas Brothers’ purity ring. That’s probably playing in a loop in Nick Jonas‘s head. The youngest JoBro is honing his acting chops as Marius in the musical Les Miserables in London. Hit musical is a hit with ladies, it seems, because Lil Nicky’s totally playing the field.
The youngest Jonas has been on dates with both the female leads, and has all the other women cast members swooning over him too. Lucie Jones, who plays Cosette, and Samantha Barks, who is Eponine, have both been on the receiving end of Nick’s charms. A source busted him saying, “Nick is getting a reputation as a heart-breaker. He’s been out on dates with both Samantha and Lucie and they both seem quite smitten. Nick’s just having fun – but he’s causing some tension between the girls.There’s been a lot of jokes backstage because art is imitating life. In the musical Eponine fancies Marius. But he ends up with Cosette.”
Less than a half a year after Kevin Jonas‘ “amazing” honeymoon, In Touch magazine reports that the eldest JoBro is already sleeping in separate quarters than his wife Danielle Deleasa. According to the magazine, the magical prince turned into a big snoring pumpkin when the bell tolled midnight, turning their storybook romance into a sad ’50s sitcom. “Kevin and Danielle had never spent a night together until their wedding night, so she had no clue that he snores so loudly,” says the source. “She loves her husband, but now she sleeps in a guest room when he gets too noisy.” We’d suggest he get checked out for sleep apnea, but you wouldn’t want to risk an operation altering his lovely, nasal voice, would you?
Not that this drama is endangering their relationship…yet. “They’re still crazy about each other,” assures the source, “but the snoring has become a big joke for their friends.” And now it’s a big joke for everybody! But once they’re done with the raw, passionate animal sex of newly marrieds (what with the pulling and the slapping and the biting, the shrieking and the concerned neighbors and whatnot), who knows if they’ll spend any time together in bed at all? Best of luck, you two!
This couldn’t have been comfortable at all. All though we can imagine a hoard of teens, tweens, and cougars who would have loved being a part of this situation. Everyone’s favorite bro pack, the Jonas Brothers, and their burly bodyguard were trapped in an elevator for nearly an hour after their sold-out LA concert at The Grove.
A source revealed, “For the first 15 minutes they thought it was funny, but after 30 they started to worry.” Getting out of the trapped elevator was straight out of an action film. The source added, “Security guards finally managed to pry open the doors. The elevator was between floors. The brothers are skinny and easily squeezed out, but it was tougher for their giant bodyguard.” All’s well that ends well; a rep for the band confirmed, “Everybody got out fine.” Did anyone ask the bodyguard?!
Could you people over in the bushes stop rustling the leaves, we’re trying to listen to some music over here!
Those people behind the foliage would be Victoria and David Beckham and the rest of their clan, who were attempting to conceal themselves at a Jonas Brothers concert at the Grove in L.A. this weekend. The family did emerge from the brush eventually to jam to JoBros classics, while the band bopped around and played with special guests like The Wonder Girls. The free concert kicked off the brothers’ summer tour and featured some new tunes from their upcoming album.
Check out more pics of the Jonases and the Beckhams in our gallery from the show.
