Pamela Anderson Launches Fashion Line, Cleavage, Only 20 People Show

Pamela Anderson was left with egg on her boobs when only 20 people attended a launch party for her A*Muse fashion line in Miami Beach yesterday. Why the lack of enthusiasm? Was it designs like the dress she wore to the event? Come on, what lady doesn’t want to wear a dress that magically hikes its skirt up and curls its neckline down for you? Imagine the time you’ll save on that weekend bender! It only cost $25 to see the show, and for a measly $19,975 to $49,975 more, you could get the “VIP Penthouse Package” and party personally with Pamela! You wouldn’t have to worry about getting her attention, either—there apparently wouldn’t have been much competition for it. No wonder she’s thinking about moving to the UK.

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Since we can’t celebrate peace or prosperity while we’re at war and our economy is in the dumps, we’re ringing in the new year with the next best thing: celebrity bikini pics! Our gallery is ordered from one to 100, with one being the hottest. We tried sticking mostly to candid photos, but bent the rules a few times — especially for Miranda Kerr (her Victoria’s Secret shots are just too hot!).

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2. Ashley Dupre
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5. Caroline Vreeland
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13. Elin Nordegren
14. Katy Perry
15. Sophie Monk
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17. Coco
18. Alessandra Ambrosio (More Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures here and also here)
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20. Vanessa Hudgens
21. Amber Rose
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Pamela Anderson reportedly stole some tools and is she now stealing booze? No, no, no - no thievery this time, just taking her liquor to go!  Last night the former Baywatch babe was spotted exiting Panto at the Wimbledon Theater in London clutching a bottle of Veuve Clicquot before heading out to a party. Pam is a busy girl - no wonder she needs to party on the go! [Photos: Splash News Online]

I mean we all know Pamela Anderson likes a good screw, but do you really need to steal to get one? The Baywatch babe has been ordered to appear in Small Claims Court to respond to allegations that she has not returned tools and other supplies to one of the contractors who worked on her Malibu estate. Pam, who ironically kick started her television career with her role as the “Tool Time Girl” on Home Improvement has been sued by Condey Construction group for $5,000.

This is not Pammy’s first brush with legal troubles this year: she was sued by five other contractors this year. Just give back the power drill and stop causing so much trouble! [Source: RadarOnline; Photo: Getty Images]

Parents always dread those difficult talks they have to have with their children, but there are only a few people in this world who will have to have this particular conversation, and one of them is Pamela Anderson, who has gotten that sex tape talk out of the way. After the movie Borat, which discussed Pamela’s tape, was released, the Baywatch babe felt it was time to tell her two sons about her foray into homemade porn. “I knew kids were going to watch the film and there was a reference to the tape in the movie and they’re that age and, you know, people are going start saying things,” she said.

So how did she begin to have the sex tape talk with sons Brandon, 12, and Dylan, 11? “I just said, ‘Look, Mommy and Daddy were massively in love, we videotaped everything, everything was videotaped, and you’re probably going to hear something at school,’” she said.  [Source: Us Weekly; Photo: Getty Images]

You gotta hand it to Pamela Anderson. She knows what she’s got, she knows what she is and we can’t help loving her crazy undressing ways. And Pammy, who’s soon to tread the boards in UK pantomime, reckons she’s not about to put her still-hot bod away, despite being in her forties.

“I don’t think there’ll be a cut-off period. Until my body starts changing in a certain way I’m sure I’ll dress like me! Sometimes I’ll be in a bikini running around with a little wrap around me to drive my kids to school. At other times it’s nice to dress conservative - although I’m not really known for that. You still want to look hot, you still want to look sexy… Why not have fun?” she said. You tell ‘em, love.  [Photo: WENN]

Move over Lindsay Lohan, you are not the only one who can put a twist on leggings. Pamela Anderson worked it out in some funky striped leggings when she hopped across the pond to London this week. What do you think about Pam’s black and grey striped threads? Hit or miss? [Photo: Splash News Online]

Panty flashing doesn’t seem the a typical hazard of snowboarding, but Pamela Anderson isn’t your typical snowboarder. The Baywatch star participated in an event for the US Olympic Ski Team Sunday, wearing a rather short dress (or slightly oversized tank-top, depending on your definition) as she learned how to navigate a patch of snow placed in the middle of a Malibu park. Extreme!

Pamela’s decision to hone her snowboard skills might have been inspired by last Friday’s trip to Ontario, where she and partner-in-fashion-crime Richie Rich stood next to a man in a seal costume to promote PETA’s new publicity campaign for those seafaring cutiepies. Cold-blooded Canadian carnivores shouldn’t be surprised to see Pamela snowboarding to the rescue next time they start clubbing these guys. Barb Wire II: Snow-Capped Peaks, anyone?

[Photos: Getty Images]

My, hasn’t Pamela Anderson had a busy week? First she was busy allegedly breaking child labor laws, then she flaunted her forty-something booty in her classic Baywatch swimsuit. And to top it all off, she’s - TA-DA!! - going to be performing in a season of British pantomime!

Pammy will be taking on the role of The Genie of the Lamp in Aladdin at the New Wimbledon Theatre in south London for two weeks these coming holidays. The festive shows, which come around every Christmas season in the UK, are mostly performed for family audiences and are usually good clean fun with a cheeky streak. Sounds a lot like our Pammy - although it does make us wonder if those bankruptcy rumors may be closer to the mark than she claims. [Photo: WENN]

Surf isn’t all that’s up. Pamela Anderson slipped into her old Baywatch swimsuit at Richie Rich’s A*Muse fashion show in Miami last night. Haters will hate, but this is a much better use of her…talents…than employing child labor. Now let’s see if we can get David Hasselhoff back into those trunks.

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