Last week’s fight between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson may not have been the first time things got physical between the feuding former lovers. Radar, the same folks who accused Lindsay of tossing a drink in her ex’s direction, now say Ronson may be guilty of tossing some blows herself. “One time I saw [Lindsay] and she had a large welt on her head,” says their source. “She told me that Sam beat the s— out of her. She also said that Sam even punched and choked her one time.” Gossip Cop, not one to believe any anonymous sources that aren’t their own, says Lohan denies making any claims.
But why are the alleged ex-lovers associating in the first place? According to Radar’s source, the pair are staying in the same West Hollywood apartment building and Sam has a key to Lindsay’s pad. “It’s so twisted. They’re not together, but they are. I never thought I’d ever say this, but I really do feel sorry for Lindsay. She is just lost. She’s alone. She has no friends to turn to.” Considering Michael Lohan’s close relationship with Radar—and his well-documented animosity towards Sam—it’s worth wondering if he has a hat in this ring.
Samantha Ronson has possibly become infected with a new disease known as the Lindsay Lohan Drama Virus. This contagious illness is spread by spending numerous hours in the dysfunctional D-Lister’s presence, and symptoms include swearing, screaming, stomping feet, tantrums and the uncontrollable urge to shout “Don’t you know who I am?!”
Sam began exhibiting behavior aligned with LLDV (for which there is currently no cure) when she crashed the DJ booth at H.Wood on Wednesday night. The drama went down after she and Lindsay allegedly got into it during her set earlier in the night at Crown Bar, where Lindsay was spotted chugging vodka and grinding with girls to make her ex jealous. When Sam got fed up and sneered, “Why don’t you just have another drink…You’re a disgrace,” LiLo retaliated by throwing a drink in her face.
Fast forward to later in the night: Sam showed up at H. Wood unannounced and supposedly kicked their house DJ out of the booth to play a mix tape. When the club’s manager insisted she get out, her LLDV kicked in, and Sam began dropping the drama, yelling at the manager and causing a scene. Sources even said she “was barely coherent and she was stumbling when she walked.”
Time to lock up your celebrity daughters, America! Lindsay Lohan Drama Virus is real - and it’s spreading. [Photo: GettyImages]
“Bling Ring” thief Nick Prugo may say he’s “sorry” about the series of burglaries he and his female friends are charged of pulling on stars like Orlando Bloom, Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge, but that hasn’t stopped him from telling Vanity Fair what this materialistically minded Manson family found some of their pads. The most embarrassing story easily concerns their multiple raids of Paris Hilton’s house in 2008, which they first entered after finding a key under her doormat (”Stupid,” notes Prugo). Among the items they stole: expensive bras, a bottle of Grey Goose and “crumpled” fifty and hundred dollar bills they found in her purses. On another night they found, “like, five grams of coke in Paris’s house” and “drove around Mulholland, having the best time of our lives.” Hilton did not report the thefts until another burglar allegedly stole $2 million in jewelry later that year. Gee, once the bras, Vodka and bills are gone, how much is left?
Prugo told Good Morning America he isn’t just spilling the beans to save his hide and get some attention. “They’re gonna say what they’re gonna say and if me taking responsibility for my crimes and helping the police makes me a rat, then so be it. When I confessed it was for my own conscience, for me to sleep at night…It’s a difficult time for me and I’ve embarrassed myself and my family so much, I’m just really sorry.” Bet Paris appreciates it, champ.
We came across this preview for Lindsay Lohan’s interview with “The Insider,” and our heart immediately began to weep. No, not because it reveals that she’s essentially a hoarder - we’ve heard rumors of her clutter for year - but because she’s so DList, only “The Insider” was interested in her story. “The Insider,” guys! A few years ago, Lindsay could have been crying pretend tears into the arms of Oprah Winfrey, now she’s relegated to sniffling in front of comedian Niecy Nash (who we loved on “Reno 911″ but is now inexplicably an entertainment news show host). Even Tyra Banks would have been better than The mother-effing Insider! Oh Lindsay, how how far you’ve fallen, girl.
Give the video above a watch, and chances are you’ll feel pangs of both pity and jealousy. For while the girl clearly has hoarding issues, she’s hoarding some fancy-pants stuff. An easy solution to her problem would be to send us and some gal pals into her “shoe room” and let us each grab 10 pairs of Louboutins. We’ll even drop some career advice on her while we’re at it: stop going out, stop talking to people, make some low-budget, quality indie flicks, and reestablish yourself as someone with talent, not as someone with problems. Pretty soon not even “The Insider” is gonna care about your drama, LiLo, and you’ll have only your racks of clothes to cry to.
Heads-up, Cyrus parents!!! 10-year-old Noah Cyruswas spotted hand-in-hand with big sis Miley this weekend in Burbank, CA, dressed similarly in a mismatched ensemble that only admiration could inspire. If the last ten years have taught us anything, it’s that the minute little girls start idolizing their rowdy celebrity sisters, partying and pregnancy are hot on their underaged heels.
Jamie Lynn Spearstagged along with Britney to the 2002 Teen Choice Awards and - bang! - gave birth to a baby girl in June 2008, at the young age of 17. Weathered beyond her 16 years, Ali Lohan has been photographed accompanying notorious party animal Lindsay everywhere from LA to Paris. We’re all for some sibling bonding, but in Hollywood, the little ones inevitably feel the need to bust out of their sister’s shadow.
Details are trickling in as we type … But we’re hearing about a fundraiser for Haiti that is being masterminded by George Clooney. Allegedly MTV has agreed to air a bi-coastal happening on all of its channels (MTV, BET, CMT and our beloved VH1) in an attempt to provide much-needed support for the devasted victims of the earthquake.
According to Showbiz411, which broke the story today, Clooney was busy recruiting celebs at a party for Up in the Air last night — and Sting, after being approached, was overheard saying “Where do I go?” The timing for recruiting talent could not be better as nearly every A-list actor will be attending the Critics’ Choice Movie Awards on Friday and then the Golden Globes on Sunday. Expect to hear a lot about Haiti in upcoming acceptance speeches!
It’s hard to imagine this event going down without music. We can’t confirm anything at this time, but a straight talking-head telethon just isn’t how VH1 or MTV rolls. Plus, can you imagine Sting without his guitar? Exactly.
Lindsay Lohan is not one to avoid contradictions. The Mean Girls star certainly looked comfortable showing skin at the launch party for Vida, “the world’s most fashionable luxury pleasure object” (read: “fancy vibrator”), in LA last night. Ironically, the Mirror claims the braless beauty was deeply concerned about the potential release of a sex tape. “A 47-second tape of Lilo frolicking in the buff with a mystery male is currently being touted around LA,” said the tabloid. The owner, “a waiter with a well-known chain restaurant” (mull that one over for a second), allegedly tried to sell it to Hustler, who then recommended he try an “offshore porn site” that doesn’t have to worry about legal issues.
While it’s hard to imagine how such a clip would hurt the career of anyone wearing a fedora to a sex toy party, the Brit paper’s insider says Lohan isn’t taking the news well. “Lindsay was desperate to start 2010 off on a good footing and this is the very last thing she needs…She is devastated—particularly as she is working hard on cleaning up her act…It is fair to say that Lindsay has had a pretty torrid past 24 hours.” Sure, but it’s also fair to say Lindsay’s had a pretty torrid past 24 years. She’ll be all right.
Among the Vida revelers sharing that torrid time with Lindsay last night were Robin Thicke and Carmen Electra. Check out photos from the red carpet in the gallery below.
Before Lindsay Lohan bashed into a photographer, the troubled starlet had actually kicked off her night with a positive start. Lilo was dining at the Chateau Marmont with a group of pals, including Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine, when a pipe exploded in the kitchen, preventing the staff from being able to cook any hot food. Customers were offered a “cold food only” menu where they could choose from dishes like shrimp cocktail and salad. Lilo and her pals wanted to do a good deed, so they ordered several pizzas from an outside restaurant and had them delivered to the hungry guests.
After walking around and offering the hot food to the diners, Lilo sat back down at her table and chatted with her pals before taking off around 10 pm and heading over to the Hotel Cafe, where the unfortunate accident occurred. Her night had been off to such a good start - why didn’t she just quit while she was ahead? Of course, Lindsay has really never been known to call it an early night! [Photo: Getty Images]
Lindsay Lohan’s reputation a fashion designer may be under attack, but there’s no denying her success as a crap magnet. The Mean Girls star was enjoying what was so far a relatively quiet weekend of clubbing, when her driver bashed into a photographer (known to his pals as Koko) outside of LA’s Hotel Cafe around 12:30am. The damage to Koko’s arm was bad enough that an ambulance was called—though the Koko didn’t actually go to the hospital—and the paparazzo is fighting mad. “That girl was driving like an aggressive b—-.” he told X17. “She knocked me down on the ground and she didn’t give a sh*t — she didn’t bother to even roll down the window and yell out to me to see if I was okay. She just sped off and kept going.” If Lindsay’s speedster gets charged by the police, a lawsuit against the actress herself may follow.
Sadly for Lindsay, it doesn’t look like her anticipated BBC documentary about child trafficking in India will overshadow this news—at least in any positive way. Watch her apply her trademark wit to this sensitive topic in the video below.
“The traffickers are the ones in the wrong, because they know what they’re doing. And anyone who says that they don’t know? I mean, come on.” True dat, LiLo! Thanks for the insight.
Two months after releasing embarrassing audiotapes of his ex-wife Dina and daughter Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan says he’s seen the error of his ways. “I’ve done a lot of stupid things in my life, whether it be with Lindsay, with Dina, with Erin, with people I love and care about, trusted or whatever or did the wrong thing,” he toldAccess Hollywood. “But…one of the biggest mistakes I ever made was releasing the tape of Lindsay and Dina.” Michael? Is that you?
Seems everyone’s favorite deadbeat dad, once determined to humiliate Lindsay, now wants everyone to leave her alone. “I sympathize with Brittany Murphy’s family, with Heath Ledger, with Michael Jackson, with Adam Goldstein and as of late, with Casey Johnson, and there is an issue here with prescription drugs, but why beat up my daughter again, why push this kid to the edge?”Why indeed? “I love my kid and I made a big mistake, and I regret it, I’ll regret it for the rest of my life,” he continued. “But it’s a new year, it’s a new beginning for all of us and we want to put things on the right track and the right page.” If it wasn’t for the tape of ex-fiancee Erin Mueller he released last week, we’d almost believe he’d spent the holidays with three Christmas ghosts instead of fellow fame-whore Kate Major.
