Got it, paparazzi? Suri Cruise makes her stance perfectly clear after having dinner with her mom, Katie Holmes, in downtown Tribeca in New York City yesterday. So back off!
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Cute Overload: Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes And Suri Take Dance Classes Together
When it was announced that Tom Cruise would take on the role of ’80s rock star Stacee Jaxx in the upcoming Rock of Ages, some felt it a little out of left field. “You’re just as surprised as I am,” Tom Cruise told MTV News earlier this week.
Well, it’s surprising if you think of Cruise as this guy. But long before he was an action hero, scaling the tallest building in the world, he was the kid dancing in his underwear in Risky Business, and the cocky pilot serenading Kelly McGillis in a bar in Top Gun. Just a few different job choices and he could have been a modern day Gene Kelly, right? Well, OK, not quite. Even though that one wedding dance-off was impressive.
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Oasis’ Noel Gallagher Starts Random Beef With Katie Holmes
Hot celebrity beef, coming right up! Given the ratings earned by her new film Jack and Jill this weekend, Katie Holmes is probably already having a rough couple of days. So why not sprinkle a fight with Oasis’ Noel Gallagher on top to really make things extra special? “We literally bumped into that top Scientologist Katie Holmes on the way into the studio. We came out of the lift and BANG, there she was,” Gallagher posted on his blog, after spotting the actress on the way out of a David Letterman taping. Mentioning Katie’s religion right before complaning about her? Let us check on the beef, because we think it’s almost ready to get served.
Noel proceeded to air Katie out, ranting that she seemed peeved that his friend was taping her. “She did look a bit miffed at the various North-West accents and some vigorous handshaking, but there was no need to send one of her people over to demand the video be deleted!!!!” Gallagher whined. “Un-fuckin’-believable.” Now that Oasis is defunct, we’re assuming Noel just wanders the earth until he physically plows into another famous person to fight. How else can you explain why this run-in turn into a show down? How else can you explain Noel’s brief feud with Jay-Z? The man craves beef, and beef he shall have!
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Katie Holmes Is A Slutty Pumpkin
Put down the lawsuit, Tom Cruise, we’re not insulting your lovely wife Katie Holmes. We’re just talking about her latest acting role! Katie is celebrating Halloween this year with a guest spot on How I Met Your Mother, where she will play the mysterious “Slutty Pumpkin.” The woman clad in a scandalous jack-o-lantern outfit stole Ted’s heart at a Halloween party years ago, and he’s been trying to track her down ever since. But lucky for him, it looks like this is the year that he gets reunited with his beloved Slutty Pumpkin. It’s a Halloween miracle! “Katie is a lovely and talented actress,” show creator Craig Thomas told NY Magazine, “which is why we’ve saved for her perhaps the most classily named character in our show’s history.” We can’t wait til the episode airs when Halloween gets nearer.
And speaking of scary things, Katie’s daughter Suri Cruise reported to her first day of programming school last week. The five-year-old will be attending the New Village Leadership Academy, a Scientology-based school which uses L. Ron Hubbard’s “study technology” educational model. It’s apparently a free form kind of place, where students work at their own pace to complete tasks and teachers give individual attention to each child. Doesn’t sound bad, right? But god forbid if the kid yawns. Apparently ol’ L. Ron believed that yawning was a sign that a child misunderstood the concept. So load up on expresso, kids! And attending students are also encouraged to sculpt the concepts they’ve learned about in clay. According to L. Ron, children need access to “mass” or else they start to feel “sort of spinny” and “squashed.” If it were us, we’d sculpt ourselves a shiv and get the hell out of there. No, put that lawsuit back DOWN Tom Cruise! We’re just kidding!
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The 2011 Emmy Worst Dressed List: And The Award For Hottest Mess Goes To…
While the 2011 Emmy Best Dressed list might contain some undeniably gorgeous ensembles, the Emmy Worst Dressed List is equally long and illustrious. From Gwyneth Paltrow‘s midriff-baring goth prom dress to Paz de la Huerta‘s lavender lip gloss and runaway weave to James Woods‘ apparent Botox overdose, the stars were getting hot and sloppy at the 63rd Annual Emmy Awards. The question, of course, is: who was the hottest and the sloppiest?
The 10 Worst Dressed Stars At The VMAs: Accessories On Acid And Other WTF Fashion
Look, we know it’s the VMAs and that’s celebrity code for ‘dress like a million dollar acid trip.’ But even the usual WTFers outdid themselves this time, adding accessories that only accentuated the absurdity of their already ridiculous outfits. Katy Perry completed her candy geisha look with an umbrella. Nicki Minaj wore a face mask AND an ice cream cone necklace AND lugged around a bizarre stuffed animal purse. Jersey Shore Deena matched her eyes with her dress. And then there was Justin Bieber, who carried around a tiny snake in his hand the whole night. And no, that’s not a euphemism for anything, you pervs. They guy accessorized with a real live snake. We’re sure PETA’s gonna have a little something to say about that tomorrow!
From Deena’s colored contacts to Jessie J‘s sparkle crutches, there’s something for everyone to gag at in our Worst Dressed gallery below! Better luck next year, guys.
The Style Evolution Of Katie Holmes
Who hasn’t been madly in love with Katie Holmes at some point in their lives? Ever since lighting up the small screen as Joey on Dawson’s Creek, Katie has staked a claim on the heart of our inner teenager and never given it up. She remains the ultimate girl next door, even though she’s currently married to the creepy boy next door who won’t shut up about aliens. We’ve watched her go from cute apple-cheeked creek dweller, to willowy brunette bombshell and Hollywood A-lister. In honor of her staring role in Guillermo del Toro‘s latest horror flick Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark, let’s take a trip down to Capeside and look back on her hottest looks. Enjoy!
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Three Premieres, Three Gorgeous Ladies, But Who Looks Best?
We think these three hit out of the ball park yesterday. And because we can’t decide who looked the best, we’re going to ask you to help chip in. On the left we have a very sexy Olivia Wilde in Munich, Germany at the Cowboys & Aliens premiere. She wore a Tom Ford dress, Brian Atwood shoes and Carrera y Carrera jewelry. In the middle we have a radiant Anne Hathaway at the One Day premiere in New York. She’s wearing an Alexander McQueen dress, Tiffany & Co. jewelry and bag and shoes both by Christian Louboutin.
And at last, we have Katie Holmes, looking better than we’ve seen her in a while, on the right at the Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark premiere in New York, again. She’s wearing her own collection — that’s a Holmes & Yang dress (with Alexandre Birman shoes). Click on the gallery below to see the photos in full and vote for your favorite look!
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The Daily Hot: Olivia Wilde Rocks Little But A Denim Vest
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Cowboys and Aliens‘ Olivia Wilde Flashes Abs
Pics of the svelte star in Nylon magazine. |
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Katie Holmes Looks Better Than Ever
Shots of Holmes in a neon bandeau top at a photo shoot. |
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Rachel Bilson Promotes New Show With Legs
Sexy promotional posters for her new TV show “Heart of Dixie.” |
Katie Holmes As A Sexy Dominatrix? Yes Please!
Katie Holmes is on this month’s cover of Spanish Vogue, looking all sorts of sexy and serious in a lacy, dominatrix style catsuit and a leather cap. We want to go on record and officially say that THIS is the Katie Holmes we adore. Where is she hiding 98% of the time? At the Scientology Center? Inside Tom Cruise’s shoe lift? Come out and play, vamp-y Katie!
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