“Humperdink! Humperdink! Humperdink!”
Well, that’s not exactly what a mustachioed Josh Duhamel and mostly silent Megan Fox tell Billy Crystal in the new promo for the Academy Awards, but it might as well be. Because seriously, as the reclusive Yeti formerly known as “The Host,” Crystal could not be more like his Princess Bride character Max unless he donned a giant fake nose.
The promo tells us so many things about this year’s Oscars:
Remember when Aaliyah sang “Age Ain’t Nothing But A Number”? Well, these celebrity couples of past and present are intent on showing us that the same thing goes for height. From basketball stars towering over their significant others to models and their shorter male counterparts, these couples prove that size does not matter. Although some have moved on while others are still going strong, these stars seem to know how to make it work when it comes to a vertical challenge. Here is a list of 25 celebrity couples, ranked in order of their height differential, that leave us scratching our heads, thinking “How do they do that?”
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Happy New Year’s, everyone in Hollywood! The New Year’s Eve trailer is out, and celebs are sprinkled throughout like the beer-soaked confetti covering your carpet on January 1st. The cast includes, but is not limited to, Lea Michele, Ashton Kutcher, Zac Efron, Jessica Biel, Sarah Jessica Parker, Sofia Vergara, Abigail Breslin, Seth Meyers, Josh Duhamel, Sienna Miller, Carla Gugino and a partridge in a pear treeeeeee. Oh, and Robert De Niro for a split second at the very,very end.
Maybe we’ve just been burned before, but anyone who’s seen Valentine’s Day, director Gary Marshall’s other rom-com starring five billion A-listers, knows that more celebrities does not mean more enjoyment (unless we’re talking about a charity fundraiser or an orgy). Not that the movie doesn’t have a few high points: an incredibly schlubby Michelle Pfeiffer, a mid-custody-battle Halle Berry, Katherine Heigl and Jon Bon Jovi‘s slap-a-thon and, of course, the Hilary Swank/Ludacris coupling that we are praying is actually the movie’s main focus. If we do end up seeing this movie, it’ll be in the same way we ring in the New Year: drunk, in Times Square and wearing only a diaper and sash.
How could we resist showing you these? Considering most celebrities are groomed to an inch of their lives before being unleashed in public, how awesome is it to see them with green goo dripping off their perfect faces. Vindication! Heidi Klum, Jack Black, Josh Duhamel, Jim Carrey and Johnny Depp all got a dose of slime at the 2011 Kids Choice Awards on Saturday.
But through laughing hysterically at them, we also learned a couple of things about these stars. For instance, Johnny Depp is just plain badass. Forget sliming him, he got a gun and slimed the audience! Also, Heidi Klum is awesome, even covered in green slime. We’re trying to think of other supermodels who would allow that stuff to come within a five mile radius of themselves and can’t think of even one. Lastly, Josh Duhamel somehow looks gorgeous in a weird purple bowtie. Josh also looks gorgeous covered in slime. Don’t believe us? Check out the photos below! [Photos: Getty Images]
Thoughts of getting slimed at the Kids Choice Awards on Saturday in L.A. didn’t bother the likes of Kourtney Kardashian, Miley Cyrus or Selena Gomez. While Kourtney and Miley turned up in floor length gowns (Miss Cyrus’ even had a long train), Selena went cutesy in a white shorts-sheer top combo while posing with Cory Montieth. Nick Cannon went the white route as well, accessorizing with a pair of large white headphones.
Looking a tad more silly was Josh Duhamel who put on a purple bow tie that matched his shades. The Hilton sisters looked equally demure in shades of beige and white, and we can’t even describe what Willow Smith had on. Two words: gold lurex. Take a look at the list of Kids’s Choice Awards winners if you like, but we think looking at the photos in our gallery below will be a lot more fun! Taylor Momsen actually covered up… you can’t miss that. [Photos: Getty Images]
Let’s for a second forget about Christina Aguilera flubbing the national anthem on Super Bowl Sunday, and focus on Hayden Panettiere here, at the 5th Annual Beach Bowl held at Victory Park, in Dallas, Texas. By the looks of her expression, one would think she screwed up majorly, right? Not so much, because she won the Most Inspirational Player at the celebrity heavy event revealing, “I won an award – for football. It has to be because the ball hit me in the face.” Will wonders ever cease.
Held one day before the Super Bowl, this years beachy ball game featured Team Palladia with the likes of Josh Duhamel and Joe Manganiello and assistant coach, Matthew Morrison, proving brawn really doesn’t always come up trumps. Beauty either, because they had last years MVP, Marissa Miller, too. They lost to Team Spike that had Panettiere, Jerry Ferrara (who won Most Valuable Player), Jessica Szhor and Chace Crawford. But getting back to this picture, we’re guessing someone clicked right before that ball smacked Hayden in the face. Check out our gallery for more photo’s of sporty stars.[Photos: Splash News Online/Getty Images]
Welcome to The Daily Hot – our round-up of the sexiest pics and stories on the interwebs. Today’s steaming pile of hotness:
1.
Fergie
flaunts major bikini cleavage in St. Bart’s.
2.
Maria Menounos
has the ultimate wardrobe malfunction.
3. With wife Fergie in St. Bart’s,
Josh Duhamel
looks ultra buff in a floral trunks.
Enjoy!
While Josh Duhamel‘s rep issued an apology after word got out he was booted from a plane after refusing to turn off his BlackBerry, the Transformers actor didn’t quite form the word “sorry” when asked about the drama at that The Trevor Project benefit this weekend. “I’ve learned that it’s best to always turn them off,” the chastened stud told Access Hollywood, “[it was] not my favorite moment.” Well, how could it be? That night in 2002 when Josh won a Daytime Emmy Award for Best Supporting Actor for All My Children is obviously his finest hour. That or the day he met Fergie.
While the actor says “lesson learned,” we have our doubts. Though the guy reportedly was texting someone about his plane’s delay, the fact that he refused multiple requests to turn off his BlackBerry—so many that the plane returned to the damn gate—suggests he wasn’t just having a hard time stopping on the exclamation point. Unless the flight attendants had a grudge against him after sitting through The Romantics, odds are Mr. Ferg really was “taunting” the staff as witnesses suggested. In this case, the question isn’t whether he’ll text on a plane again, but whether he can keep from screaming “I was in Life As We Know It, you commoner!” the next time life makes him lemons.
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We thought Emma Stone looked amazing as a redhead, but she totally blew us away with her new blonde look this weekend. Stone and about a thousand other celebs were on hand for the Trevor Live show to benefit The Trevor Project this weekend, and she earned an easy A for her new look. We hear she’s lightened her locks for her role as Gwen Stacy in the new Spiderman movie, but we kinda hope she sticks with this look for a while.
Check out our full gallery of celebrities who were in attendance to celebrate a great cause that provides a suicide support line for gay youth.
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Sometime it’s a fine line between bad boy and douchebag, but that line was erased yesterday when Josh Duhamel got kicked off a plane for refusing to shut off his BlackBerry. According to sources, Duhamel was “very rude”, “taunting the attendant” after being asked three times to shut off his phone for take-off. See, we were always under the impression that having a cell phone on would make the plane plummet out of the sky. Hmmm, or maybe that’s just something we saw in Soul Plane…
The flight already delayed, other passengers had to spend even more time flipping through SkyMall as the pilot returned the plane to the gate and two officers escorted Duhamel off the flight. Fergie’s husband was reportedly on his way from New York’s LaGuardia airport to Kentucky when he decided to act the fool. According to Josh’s rep, the Transformers star was texting about his flight being delayed and that “He’s sorry.” We’d be sorry too, if we ended up on a 12-hour bus ride to Louisville. [Photo: Splash News Online]