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Jen Aniston’s Former Agent Suggested She Request Brad Pitt’s Sperm

Jennifer Aniston‘s former agent Sue Mengers was just saying what we’re all thinking when she allegedly advised the Wanderlust star to finagle a little genetic material from ex Brad Pitt. According to an article penned by writer Mauren Dowd for the New York Times Magazine, Jen’s late great agent allegedly advised the actress to lock down the paternity of her kids, despite the fact that she and her ex were no longer an item. “After Brad Pitt left Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie, Mengers told me that she advised her beloved Jen to ask Brad for some of his sperm,” Down writes. We’re sure Jen (and Justin Theroux) is glad she didn’t take Mengers’ insane advice, though you know those kids would have been the cutest chubby blond angels. What? We’re just saying! We, and probably Jen’s mom, are just saying!

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Jennifer Aniston And Justin Theroux Send Out A Joint Christmas Card

How long have these two been dating? Seven months? It looks pretty serious either way, because Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux have sent out a joint Christmas card this year, pictured above. And it’s a socially minded one because the couple have have it embossed that the recipient of the card has a donation made in their name to St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital and Best Friends Animal Society. It’s signed off with quite a flourish too — “With warmth and love, Jen and Justin.” This one’s a lot sweeter (and less indulgent) than the creepy Kardashian card or the kooky Kiefer Sutherland one, don’t you think?

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Justin Bieber, Jennifer Aniston Top Google’s Celeb Haircuts List

No, the fact that Justin Bieber’s, Jennifer Aniston’s and Emma Watson’s haircuts were the most searched-for haircuts of 2011 is not Earth-shattering news by any means. What we do find entertaining, however, is the fact that Google seems to have taken a lot of time measuring something like this. Click around the site’s 2011 Zeitgeist feature and you’ll find all sorts of not-very-shocking info (Bieber is the most-searched person, Rebecca Black is the fastest rising, Kim Kardashian and William and Kate had the most popular weddings, etc.) laid out in very nifty-looking bar graphs. This is the perfect toy to play with as we wait out our office-party hangover. If that seems like too much math for your foggy brain, just click through our gallery of the year’s top 10 celebrity haircuts, according to the Zeitgeist.

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Jennifer Aniston “Not Saying” She Hasn’t Tried Face Injections

Hold onto your socks, people, because we are about to blow them off: An A-list actress in her 40s has admitted to trying Botox and/or some kind of artificial face filler! We know; it’s inconceivable. Jennifer Aniston is the smooth-skinned guilty party in this case, telling InStyle, “People think that I do a lot of injections, but I don’t,” before acknowledging, “I’m not saying that I haven’t tried it … but I see how it’s a slippery slope.” *Gasp* Wow, sorry about your hat rocking up into the sky like that. You probably should have hung onto that too.

Even without medical intervention, Jen might still be slathering her line-free face with the finest oils and lineaments available to man. Luckily, with age comes something better than wrinkles: the ability to just not give a crap. Says the Wanderlust star, “I quit smoking a few months ago, and I put on a couple of pounds. Normally I’d be like, ‘Oh my god, I gained weight! Everyone is going to think I’m pregnant!’ Now, I just don’t care.” Besides, as Jen explains, “All that cosmetic stuff looks ridiculous on me.” We’re with you, lady! Just look at Betty White. Or alternately …Mickey Rourke. Actually, don’t look at Mickey Rourke. No good will come of it.

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Papa Aniston Approves Of “Charming” Justin Theroux

Jennifer Aniston, you have our deepest sympathies. It’s always difficult finding a boyfriend your dad truly approves of, especially when he’s grown so used to the parade of hunks stopping by for an awkward handshake. After having the honor and pleasure of being Mr. Brad Pitt‘s father-in-law, even America’s finest man meat must pale in comparison. Luckily for Jen, it looks like her soap star father John Aniston is onboard with her current boo Justin Theroux. “He’s a charming young man,” the Days of Our Lives actor told US Weekly about Jen’s gentleman friend. “I think they make a wonderful couple.” Squee! Oh, old dads are the more adorable! According to Dad-inston, he and his wife “get together whenever we can” with the Wanderlust costars. Well, looks like we can cross another name off the “Who covered Justin’s motorcycle with foul bologna slices?” suspect list. The search continues!

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How Does Ryan Gosling’s Teen Sitcom Compare To Other Embarrassing Celeb Roles?

There’s a lot of potentially humiliating stuff going on in Ryan Gosling‘s Breaker High, the Canadian sitcom that helped launch the Drive actor’s career in 1997, back when he was just a hunky teen. Between Ryan’s faux-Brooklyn accent, the insanely flamboyant hockey coach, and the fact that the show revolved around a high school located on a cruise ship, it’d be understandable if Ryan wanted to toss all copies of this show into the Atlantic and never look back. But really, is it any worse than any other early embarrassing celeb role? From Jack Black to Jennifer Aniston to Renee Zellweger, plenty of A-listers have had to take some Z-list roles when they were starting out. If you had to chose one from our humiliating list (and you do!), which cringe-worthy part do you think is the most regrettable?

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Wanderlust Trailer Explains Why Jen Aniston And Justin Theroux Got Together

Nudism, hallucinogenic teas, luxurious beards … no wonder Jen Aniston and Justin Theroux got together after shooting their upcoming comedy Wanderlust together. Due out February 24, the movie’s sweet-yet-spastic mood seems just right for Jen to have fallen for Justin … or Paul Rudd … or Alan Alda … or that horse that lives inside the house. Anything can happen on a commune! Either way, love is definitely in the air as well as onscreen, and we’re pretty sure we can pinpoint the exact movie moments that sent Aniston head over heels. Maybe even literally, if her character ends up jumping out of that tree in an ayahuasca-induced trance.

Jennifer Aniston Ditches The Black Wardrobe, Slips Into Sexy Silver

There’s a reason why Reese Witherspoon fawned over Jennifer Aniston at Elle‘s 18th Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute. It’s because Jen busted out this silver Kaufman Franco dress with strappy Balenciaga shoes. Drop diamond Fred Leighton earrings and a sleek Ferragamo clutch completed the look. Can we say — woah? Not only did Ms. Aniston ditch her usual black wardrobe but this little mesh mini-dress has some serious action going on up and down. We can now safely say that Jennifer not only has the best legs in the business, but she has some pretty neat cleavage too. No wonder Reese is hanging on to her so tight!

But we’re going to turn the attention to you now. Do you think that the look on Jen is a little too much? Or did she get it right?

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Reese Witherspoon Makes Out With Jennifer Aniston. She Wishes.

We appreciate a good old fashioned girl crush as much as the next middle schooler, but these gushy Reese Witherspoon Jennifer Aniston make out comments makes us want to hide behind some tubas in the band room. “There’s not that many people actually that have this incredible combination of sex appeal and complete lovabililty,” Reese raved about Jen at the ELLE‘s 18th Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute. “You just want to get your nails done with her, and you want to make out with her at the same time . . . at least I do!” Oh, just announce it to the whole cafeteria, why don’t you, Reese? By homeroom tomorrow, the entire school will know!

Witherspoon continued to praise her former Friends sister, who offered a nervous Witherspoon advice when she stopped by to play Aniston’s onscreen sibling in 1999. “[She said], ‘You’re going to make a mistake and you’re going to flip your line and whatever — and the audience is going to love it. Don’t try to be perfect, just try to be yourself,” Reese recalled, before laughing, “First we get our nails done, then we make out! It’s totally awesome. That’s because she’s MY friend, not yours!” Hmm, just don’t let Justin Theroux find out when you’re in gym class, girl. You know that guy has a motorcycle, right?

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Jennifer Aniston Hurled Chair At Director In A Fit Of Rage

Lights, camera, aaaaaagh, watch your face! While promoting her upcoming directorial debut, Lifetime’s Project Five, it was apparently revealed that Jennifer Aniston threw a chair at a director in a moment of fury. Somehow, that just makes us like her more. “I threw a chair at a director. It wasn’t my proudest moment. He was treating a script supervisor horribly,” Aniston explains in Elle magazine. “When the director walked in, I threw a chair at him. I missed, of course. I was like, ‘You can’t speak to people like that.’ I can’t tolerate it.” Jen declined to name the director, which means we can fantasize that it was any which one we want! So who directed Rumor Has It…?

Given that story, we take our hats off to the interviewer to be brave enough ask about Aniston’s interest in having a baby, ostensibly with boyfriend Justin Theroux. “There’s no desperation,” she says. “If it’s meant to be, it’s meant to be. I’m at peace with whatever the plan is.” Unless that plan involves her baby being mean to the script supervisor. If so that baby needs to develop his or her fine motor reflexes, and duck!
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