Archive for Heather Mills

Piers Morgan Already Banning Guests From His New Talk Show

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Piers Morgan has only just taken over for Larry King as the resident celebrity interviewer on CNN, but he’s already taking pains to do the show on his terms and he doesn’t care who he offends. For instance, Morgan has created a list of guests who are banned from his show for no real reason except that Morgan just doesn’t like them. The show premiered last night and Morgan’s first guest was none other than interview queen Oprah Winfrey, but she’s one of the few people it seems Morgan can tolerate. Check out the list of diverse celebs Morgan refuses to invite to Piers Morgan Tonight and the actual reasons Morgan cites for blacklisting each person below:

Banned: Madonna.
Reason: “She is so boring. She’s too vegan for TV. We have Lady Gaga now so Madonna is banned from my show.”

Banned: Keith Olbermann.
Reason: “Just because it would really annoy him. It’s a temporary ban, designed to confuse and bemuse him, and hopefully engender a violent reaction.”

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Heather Mills’ Outfit Makes You Forget She Was Ever Married To A Beatle

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Oh, Heather Mills. We can appreciate that you’re just kind of famous for being famous right now (sure, you’ve got your fake leg, a forgettable stint on Dancing With The Stars and that divorce from Sir Paul McCartney but really, what have you done lately?), but this outfit – really?? And the fact that you wore it to the premiere of StreetDance 3D, a UK dance film with a name so great that it puts Step Up 2: The Streets to shame, well, it’s all so overwhelming. But please, for everyone’s sake, please retire that outfit. And let us borrow your DVD copy of StreetDance 3D when you’re through with it.

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Katie Price Hires Macca’s Divorce Lawyer

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Whoah. Katie Price means business in her split from Peter Andre. The be-boobed one has reportedly hired Paul McCartney’s top divorce lawyer Fiona Shackleton to protect her assets if they head to court. Fiona famously repped the former Beatle during his messy breakup from Heather Mills and received a jug of water over her head when she managed to keep the majority of Macca’s fortune intact from the lunatic high-spirited Heather.

Elsewhere, the gossip mags hit stands in Britain today and are predictably packed with lurid stories about the truth behind their split — from Katie reportedly confirming it was all over a year ago, to Pete compiling evidence about her parenting skills to try and win custody of their two children. Depressing stuff indeed. Maybe we do all wish it was a publicity stunt, if only for those poor kids. [Photo: WENN]

Paul McCartney To Pop The Question To Girlfriend?

If a $50 million divorce from Heather Mills won’t make you commitment phobic, nothing probably will. Although he endured a nasty public split last year, Paul McCartney is reportedly ready to get hitched again to girlfriend Nancy Shevell.

“Nancy and Sir Paul are totally natural together and feel blessed to have found happiness,” a source told UK newspaper The Mirror.

Although Paul recently had to shell out big bucks to his ex-wife, he reportedly won’t have to worry about Nancy wanting him for his dinero.

“Unlike Heather, Nancy is a multimillionaire in her own right and therefore could never be portrayed as being interested in Sir Paul for his money. She is calm, measured, and mature, whereas Heather is fiery and impulsive,” the source says.

This would be the second marriage for Nancy. Her divorce from attorney Bruce Blakeman was finalized last month. Paul would be going into round three; he was married to Linda Eastman for almost thirty years, until her death in 1998, and Heather Mills for four years until they separated in 2006. Third time’s the charm![Source: Hollyscoop; Photo: Getty Images]

Madonna’s Marriage Contract With Guy: Scheduled Sex And Kaballah Lessons

We are so confused about the daily twists and turns in the Guy and Madonna saga, we don’t know who’s the baddy or the goody anymore (hey, we like to have easily identifiable characters in a divorce. Paul McCartney = good, Heather Mills = bad. Christie Brinkley = good. That older bloke who shagged a teenager = bad!). But suffice to say, as more and more stories are deliberately leaked to the press are dug up by Britain’s unscrupulous tabloid papers, it sounds like that marriage was a very miserable place to be.

Witness the latest salvo dished out about Madonna’s control-freakery: a marriage contract specifying amongst others, how often they should do it and what exciting exploits they should get up to on evenings together. …

“It stated that Guy had to ‘work to enrich his wife’s emotional and spiritual wellbeing’ and ordered him to devote several hours a week to reading Kabbalah texts with Madge. It even had instructions on what words Guy should use during rows ‘to resolve conflicts in a constructive way.’ Guy, 40, was instructed never to shout at Madge, 50, but instead look her in the eye and say: ‘I understand that my actions have upset you, please work with me to resolve this.’ The marriage rules said both parties must … ‘not use sex as a stick to beat one another,’” according to The Sun.

Our favorite bit is when they claim Madonna says, ‘Contract, Guy, contract’ whenever he naughtily broke any of the rules. Love it. We can’t wait till this saying hits the streets. …

Paul McCartney Bashes Heather Mills In New Song

Paul McCartney has reportedly penned a tune for his new album that appears to attack ex-wife Heather Mills. The song, titled “Electronic Arguments” allegedly references bitter texts, emails, and phone-bugging that occurred between the former couple.

The ex-Beatle includes harsh lyrics such as: “The last thing you do was to try and betray me/ In new morning light/ I’ll never forget it/ And that’s just outta sight.”

“I remember you well/ Oh woman betrayed you/ I couldn’t resist you/ When I made you.”

“You said you love me – but was it true? The last thing to do was to lie about me silently.”

Paul later references the $50 million he had to fork over in their divorce settlement: “And you have money/ And no manners.” Apparently the former Mrs. McCartney didn’t send a Thank You note after Paul handed over that big fat check.

Paul also reportedly wrote a more heartfelt song for his new lady love, Nancy Shevell. We’re guessing Heather is probably not going to download either of Paul’s new songs on her iPod. [Source: Fametastic; Photo: Getty]

Heather Mills Wants To Get Naked For PETA, Forgets To Tell PETA

You know you’re a celebrity when charities ask you to be their spokesperson. And you know you’re an attention whore when you tell the media you’d like to be one, but not the charity. According to a source for Showbiz Spy (read: according to a PR agent—what, you think this leaked?), Heather Mills “would love to pose” for PETA’s I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur campaign as she, “prides herself in speaking up for those without a voice.”

Meanwhile, PETA says they’ve never been contacted by Mills. Note they didn’t say “we’d love to put this unpopular celebrity ex in a photospread with Pamela Anderson and Eva Mendes.” Their response was “we’ve never been contacted.” Take the hint, Heather! If you want people to stop thinking you’re an overly litigous annoyance, donate some of Paul McCartney‘s millions instead of your “voice.”

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Heather Mills Sues Former Publicist For Calling Her A Bitch

In January, “sources” claimed that Paul McCartney‘s excessive alcohol intake was causing heart problems, as well as the rift between him and ex-wife Heather Mills. At the time, Mills’ publicist had no comment. Earlier this month, Michele Elyzabeth, the publicist in question, said Mills was behind the falsehood and that “That witch tricked me into spreading lies about Paul. She’s a bitch.” Now Mills is suing Elyzabeth for 250,000 pounds, claiming that Elyzabeth—who’s sold her story to News Of The World—-is a liar, not her. Between this and the more than 24 million pounds Mills got out of McCartney, Scandalist hopes that Mills has successfully made the world realize that it is not worth having anything to do with her.

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Paul McCartney Says Goodbye To Heather Mills In Song

While Heather Mills can’t seem to shut up about her former marriage to Paul McCartney, the former Beatle has stayed mum…until now. McCartney will exorcise his demons on “My Soul,” an acoustic ballad on electronic artist Nitin Sawhney‘s October album, London Undersound. Actually, “exorcising” might be too strong a word for the mushy lyrics printed in the Daily Mail: “‘We could climb every mountain, swim through every sea. When the all world is asleep we could set ourselves free.” Zzzz. Isn’t he mad at her for threatening to release his therapy tapes? “I long to know all your secrets, I want to walk through your fire.” Yeesh, guess not. Only the paparazzi seem to inspire any anger. “How could they lie to this world…One soul displaced, one heart erased, feelings defaced, invade our space.” He’s going for grace, I should get off his case, but these lyrics he’s placed make me want to freebase. [Daily Mail]