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Miley To Flash Brazilian Bikini Wax In Movie. Yay?

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You’ve have heard of this new movie  starring Miley Cyrus and Demi Moore, right? It’s called LOL: Laughing Out Loud and the two play mom-and-daughter onscreen. Off-screen they’re BFF, hitting up bars together and such.

With a title that uses web-approved abbreviations, we thought it was going to be a Freaky Friday-like goofball chick flick. Turns out it’s a lot more like the sexy, Nikki Reed-penned Thirteen and you’re going to see a lot more of Miley than you’d like to. Case in point: Miley’s character will flash her brazilian bikini wax at Demi. You’re getting the picture, right? Not-so-little Miley’s all about the sex and drugs in this movie.

Please prepare yourself for some serious TMI. Apart from flashing her wax, she’s also going to lose her V-Card, smoke a doobie, get dee-runk and make out with two girls. Well, Miley’s kissed girls before, so the last part should be a breeze. But we can’t wait to watch Demi’s momma character tell Miles, “You’re my daughter. And I won’t let you turn into a porn star!”

We can already hear Miley’s defense for those who criticize her for portraying a super-sexual teen: Relax y’all. It’s just acting. I’m a performer.

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Miley Cyrus Parties In The U.S.A

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Hi, Miley Cyrus.

We’re writing this note with all sincerity.  Please do not turn into jailbait. We’ve been watching you writhing on Adam Shankman’s lap. We’ve tut-tutted at your on-stage make-out seshs. We’ve debated your very questionable wardrobe choices. But we like you, Miley. You just can’t be tamed, and we admire that.

But there comes a time when all the good-natured jokes at your expense become tired. Scratch that - exhausted. So give us a break and try and remember you’re 17 years old. Because when Miley Cyrus hits up a bar with Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, the world’s going to find out. And then we’re going to have to start all over again. You should know that a certain AbigailMSU busted you and tweeted, “I’m off to bed right now but just wanted to let you know Miley, Demi, and Ashton are at Mars Bar in Hamtramck as I type this.”  And she has since been all atwitter about your bar-crawl shenanigans. She will hunt you down.

You should also know that bars are for people 4 years older than you, whether you’d like to believe it or not. Just 4 years, Miley! That’s not long to wait! We’re also loving this new LOL movie you’re doing with Dashton and Ashley Greene, but you can’t tell the world that you were shooting a scene at that bar. Because that is a lie, and people will find out…again. Your own production company ratted you out on that one, stating, “We haven’t filmed there. That is not a location for the film.”

So for future reference, spare us?

Our best,
The fully legal FabLife team

[Photo: Getty Images]

Demi Moore Defends Her Bizarro Detox Regimen While Drinking Glass of Diet Air

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Demi Moore worked herself into a tizzy on Twitter recently while defending her diet du jour, the smoothie-based Clean Program. She spoke out against an army of angry hashtaggers by saying “I think you need to research what it is I am doing. There is no starving involved! It is all about nourishing the body!” 

Hmmm, now to us, a liquid diet with the occasional salad seems like the kind of program you go on when they have to bulldoze the side of your house and carry you out in a whale sling for you to get to the grocery store, not when you are already model-thin. The diet apparently stresses the importance of “detoxing” the body. But if you are as rich and famous as @MrsKutcher, you probably already weigh 97 lbs, drink ice water melted from an ancient glacier and eat fresh produce hand-picked from an orchard by shirtless hunks straight out of a Soloflex commercial, so what exactly are you trying to “detox” yourself from? Your internal organs? Your bone marrow? The realization that you are old enough to have physically given birth to your husband? 

Moore did concede that the Clean Program was superior to the Master Cleanse, a diet she had tried earlier this year with husband Ashton Kutcher, in as much as it allows you to have food that requires chewing and doesn’t typically induce comas. Which is good, because if two of the planet’s most attractive people have to eat maple syrup, lemon water and cayenne pepper for days on end in order to look good, then the rest of us had better just give up now and start eating donuts at every meal. Wait a minute, that sounds like a great idea either way.  Everyone … to the Dunkin Donuts!

[Photo: Film Magic]

Ashton Kutcher Calls Out Sex Trafficking At Killers Premiere

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That Ashton Kutcher isn’t afraid to use his fame to make a difference. The Twitter enthusiast called out human traffickers at the premiere of Killers in Hollywood last night, hopefully giving pause to any red carpet gawkers who thought Demi Moore’s boytoy was totally into sex slaves. There’s no reason for desperate men to resort to horrifying criminal activity to meet attractive women, anyway—they can always go on one of Ashton’s reality shows.

See photos of Kutcher, Demi Moore, Katherine Heigl and others in the gallery below.

[Photo: Getty Images]

Demi Moore Gives Daughter Rumer Pole Dancing Lessons

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There’s a trend brewing in Hollywood these days where cool celebrity moms take pole-dancing lessons with their daughters. Susan Sarandon and Eva Amurri did it and now Demi Moore and Rumer Willis are getting on board. The New York Post reported that Moore gave Willis a pole-dancing lesson at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood for her birthday party and mom and daughter both gave the pole a spin, while A-listers like Leonardo DiCaprio, Jennifer Aniston, and Rumer’s stepfather Ashton Kutcher looked on. In perhaps the creepiest quote of the day, the Post reports that after Willis gave it a try “Everyone was cheering, and Leo gave Ashton a high-five.” Hey, your stepdaughter’s thighs can really grip that thing, up high, bro!

We wonder though, is this trend actually cool? We get that working the pole has been a workout craze for a while, but when you get down to it, it’s still not something we’d want to do in front of, with, or even in the same state as our mom. ‘Cause of, you know, the strippery vibe. That’s not something our mom would be proud of. [Photo: Getty Images]

Celebrity Doppelgangers

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Common folk eat up comparisons to their famous look-a-like, but what about celebrities themselves? Via makeup, plastic surgery, and sheer coincidence, duplicates of our beloved stars are running rampant all over Hollywood, or in Lady Gaga’s case, gracing our currency.  Here are 20 of our favorite, unrelated, doppelgangin’ celebs. [Photos: Getty Images]

Demi Moore Is Hotter Now Than She Was At 26

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Back in 1989, Demi Moore was seemingly at the top of her game. Married to Bruce Willis, the 26-year-old’s star was on  the rise to the point where she was forgiven (and possibly even lauded) for her fashion choices like the awful dress/bike short number she wore to the 1989 Academy Awards. Seriously. That Spanx-y look was stylish back then.
More than twenty years later, Moore is now married to Ashton Kutcher and looks better than she ever has. Case in point, her appearance last night at the Pre-Oscar Domino Hollywood Gala Benefit in a gorgeous blue gown that makes her look gorgeous (and not quite so dated like her other look). No one’s going to look back on that outfit and complain, that’s for sure. [Photos: Getty Images]

The Biggest Oscar Sluts To Ever Walk The Red Carpet

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The Academy Awards are arguably the classiest annual event in entertainment. Yet some A-listers like Cher, Cameron Diaz and Demi Moore, all of whom work dang hard to keep their bodies taut and toned, can’t resist the urge to slut it up. We’re not sure if high slits, deep Vs, and revealing mesh are appropriate Oscars attire, but we’re not complaining. Here’s a collection of actresses for whom modesty is not their red carpet policy.

Join us for our Oscars 2010 Live Blog Party this Sunday at 7PM EST.

Ashton Says Twitter Keeps The Paparazzi Away

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Though their relationship has had its ups and downs, Ashton Kutcher still thinks making a high-profile commitment to Twitter was a great lifestyle choice. “The immediacy of it is great. The connection people have with each other and the pool of individuals out there. It’s a beautiful environment,” he told Britain’s Metro. “You can take the control back in your relationship with the media. You can dictate your own view. My ability to self-publish has resulted in a big reduction in strangers following me around with cameras.”

Not so fast, Ash. While a Twitter feed allows for a certain amount of control, the lack of paps around the Valentine’s Day star may have something to do with his willingness to supply so much gristle for fans (not every celeb wants to put their wife’s ass online) and the fact that his private life seems pretty banal. We’re sure the cameramen would be piled up outside his door if Demi Moore ever had reason to pull an Elin Nordegren on him, whether or not he was posting blurry photos from his hotel room.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

Celebrities Hog Spotlight At Super Bowl

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Foolish athletes! Don’t you know who the real stars are?! While the football players did all the work on the field, stars like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Tom Cruise, and Ashton Kutcher showed up at the Super Bowl to hog all the attention and bask in the glow of the photographers’ cameras.

Kim Kardashian was there too, but she stayed surprisingly hidden during the game. Surely she was nervous watching her boyfriend Reggie Bush help to snag a win for New Orleans and probably wanted to bite her nails in private. But once Reggie and the Saints landed the trophy, ol’ Kimmy was back in front of the cameras, celebrating on the field like she had just won the game and posting a bunch of exclamation-filled tweets. Pics below.