As far as we’re concerned, Ice-T‘s wife Coco has transcended all race, gender, species and taste to become the most glorious being ever to have shown her butt using a laptop on Twitter. When it comes to who she really is, though, Coco’s voluptuous figure and deep faux tan have nothing on her ability to put up with her spouse’s ish on a daily basis for the past decade. “Honey, you’re giving it to them,” VH1′s Janell Snowden joked about the diva’s deep bronze look on the Grammy red carpet Sunday. “You might be mistaken for black tonight.” Agreed Ice-T, “Whoopi Goldberg called her a sister, and one of my buddies said, ‘Well, no, Coco is white.’ She goes, ‘Well, if Coco can deal with Ice-T’s mannish ass, she’s an honorary sister.’” Then Ice-T and Janell played Coco’s booty like a glorious snare drum. We could not make this stuff up if we tried.
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Rihanna, Taylor Swift And A Few Surprises Make Our Grammy 20 Best-Dressed List
As the music world continued to mourn the loss of Whitney Houston, many of the stars on the Grammy red carpet decided that the way to honor the late diva was not to tone down their dazzling gowns, but to let them shine. Taylor Swift, Jessie J., David Guetta and Carrie Underwood were all aglitter. Amber Rose went in an entirely different direction, lighting up the evening in a bright yellow Versace. And then there were a few ladies and gents whose simple black was not the stuff of mourning, but of total sex appeal: We’re looking at you, Rihanna and Kelly Clarkson. Which were your favorites of the night? Browse through the pics and then share your opinion in the comments!
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This Weekend’s Top 10 Celebrity Halloween Costumes
Of course, celebs like to play dress-up all year long, but this Halloween weekend provided a bonanza of crazy pics of famous people. Nicole Richie was one of our favorites. She was a dead ringer for Jennifer Lopez, even tweeting “My love don’t cost a thing,” along with a picture of her dressed in a pink velour tracksuit. She was heading to Kate Hudson‘s annual Halloween bash, as was Gwen Stefani, who was a picture perfect Cinderella. (Check out our favorite celebrity Halloween Twitpics, Best Week Ever’s analysis of the only 13 celeb Halloween costumes that matter and VH1 Blog’s ultimate gallery of VH1 stars’ costumes.)
Heidi Klum freaked the hell out of us at her annual Halloween Party at Tao Nightclub. She came dressed as a corpse, complete with being wheeled in on a gurney. Ice-T and Coco are obvious picks too. We don’t what the hell Coco was dressed as as usual — there wasn’t enough fabric on her to tell — but Ice-T was Hannibal Lecter. Kim Kardashian made a pretty sexy and convincing Poison Ivy while hosting the Midori Melon Green Halloween bash at Lavo. You clearly can’t wrap a white sheet around yourself and pass off as a ghost anymore. (VH1 Blog has your fave VH1 stars in costume too!)
Click away on our gallery to see our top 10 celebrity costumes for yourself. Happy Halloween!
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Coco Tweets A Picture Of Her Butt – Just Another Day In The Ice-T Household
Ice-T’s wife, Coco‘s definition of what people do during the week is a bit skewed. We’re not sure regular people hang out half-naked using various home appliances as props. Do they? Are we missing out on something here? Coco tweeted out a message recently, that reads, “Just me lounging on my kitchen counter top. Doesn’t everybody do that? Happy Thong Thursday!” To illustrate her point she also tweeted this picture (shown above), where she’s indeed making use of her kitchen counter, albeit in a slightly disturbing way.
Considering her proclivity to wear similarly stringed bikinis and barely-there catsuits, we’d say this is just another regular day for Coco. Nothing we haven’t seen before.
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Ice-T Tweets About His Appreciation For Wife Coco’s Butt
This would be disturbing if they weren’t a couple. We lie…it’s disturbing even though they’re a couple. But also sweet? Ice-T has been tweeting about wife Coco and her assets. And his messages provide great insight about the feminine form and how to appreciate it. Let us guide you through his Twitter-ing.
Ice’s first tweet read, “A white guy just asked me seriously.. Why do brothers love women with big bootys.. I told him ‘Because that’s the IMPACT AREA’. We’re pausing now for your reaction. Read it over and over again, if that helps. This valuable bit of information which will, no doubt, benefit mankind was followed by a second tweet, “Coco even told me that she was considered fat while she had a 23 inch waist.. I told here [sic] ’Don’t worry baby, I appreciate that ass!”. Aww, that really is sweet. Here’s a man who likes some meat, and you know what, more men should be like that. If you agree, then repeat the words of Sir-Mix-Alot, “I like big butt’s and I cannot lie.”
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Ice-T Turns To Ice Cold Vengeance After His Arrest
Post arrest, Ice-T eloquently tweeted, “Some punk b*tch rookie cop named Fisher #10026 Made the arrest of his bullsh*t career today. Arresting the Notorious Ice T for no seatbelt.” Well, the “notorious” rapper is making sure that everybody knows messing with him means big trouble.
He’s retaliated with a lawsuit of his own against the DMV. His story is that the cop arrested him “because he could” instead of giving him a ticket, which is how it usually goes. And he’s even madder about the claims that his license paperwork was not in order because of “something in the computer called an insurance lapse from 2008.” Stupid computer was dead wrong, it seems.
It’s all a load of crock, apparently, and now he wants ice cold revenge. He warned, “At the end of the day, after I get this dismissed … I either can sue the DMV or the insurance company … and that’s when I have my revenge.” Said rookie cop better be watching his back. Who knows when this vendetta will end!
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Ice-T’s Puppy Love Gets Him Arrested
Tsk tsk, Ice-T. What would Law & Order: Special Victims Unit’s Detective Fin Tutuola say about you breaking the law not once, but twice in one day? According to TMZ, rapper-turned-actor Ice-T was arrested in New York City earlier today after he was pulled over for apparently driving without wearing a seatbelt. Allegedly police then arrested him when they discovered he was driving with a suspended license. TMZ reports that he was taken to the city’s 10th Precinct and shortly released.
But at least the rapper-turned actor has someone to blame! Earlier this morning Ice-T tweeted that he was up early because, “@cutespartacus has to get knee surgery today.. It’s a simple operation that common for bulldogs. Still sucks. Wish him luck….” He also tweeted hours later confirming the arrest in his own way, “Some punk b*tch rookie cop named Fisher #10026 Made the arrest of his bullsh*t career today. Arresting the Notorious Ice T for no seatbelt.”
How can you not say, “Awww!” Good luck, Spartacus! And Ice-T, you’re forgiven. Just buckle up next time!
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Ice-T: Twitter Police
The next time you hop on your iPad (what you don’t have one yet?) to Twitter some clever crap about Ice-T‘s crappy acting or his wife’ camel-toe prone vagina, think again. The dude will take you to task for what you write, and if you’re like Aimee Mann or Nicole Richie, you’ll end up with your tail between your tweeting legs.
Last week singer Aimee Mann wrote, “Christ, there is no reason in the world anyone should ever have cast Ice T in a television show,” to which Ice-T replied: “stop worrying about my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music.” Instead of standing her ground (she does kinda have a point, right?) Aimee apologized profusely and let Ice-T win the Twitter war.
Then Nicole Richie decided to get in on the action with this little number today (in which she quotes a friend): “Don’t fuck with Coco IceT. That camel-toe will swallow you up!” Ohhhhh brother. Ice immediately got in on the action, writing, “Why do people say dumb shit about us and think it’s all good??? Was that suppose to be funny? Remember… I don’t start this shit…”
Nicole remembered and immediately begged for forgiveness. And people think Twitter is a free for all? Not with Ice-T around!
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Coco Rings In 31 With Class
Over the weekend, Nicole “Coco” Austin gracefully segued into her 31st (says Wikipedia) year of life by French-kissing a vanilla cupcake, tongue piercing and all. She celebrated at the Hudson Eatery in NYC whilst wearing what else but a skintight, low-cut, high-hemmed get-up. She flaunted her out-of-this-world curves on the red carpet with plenty of va-va-voom poses alongside hubby Ice-T.
Coco’s hodge podge of friends at the party included New Orleans Saints tight end Jeremy Shockey and an exhausted-looking DJ Spinderella. Real Housewife of New Jersey Danielle Staub also seized the opp to ham it up for the paps. More pics below. [Photos: Getty Images]
After the jump, see how Coco rev’d up her engine for the b-day bash. (more…)
Janet Jackson Makes The Married Too Premiere
Janet Jackson hasn’t had the easiest time since that infamous “wardrobe malfunction” in 2004. In the five years since, she’s lost her brother, broken up with long-time boyfriend Jermaine Dupri (though not before he vomited on her in public), suffered vertigo on stage and left her last record label after only one (flop) album. With all the great music she’s given us, we’re glad to see her smiling away at the special screening for Why Did I Get Married Too? in NYC last night, joined by everyone from Jill Scott and the Rev. Al Sharpton to Ice-T and CoCo (yes, star/writer/producer/director Tyler Perry was there too). While the film is unlikely to top the box office when it’s released in April (a little flick called Clash Of The Titans comes out the same day), Perry’s track record suggests Jackson should have another hit on her hands. She’s earned it!
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