Taurus (April 21 – May 21) — You can come out now Taurus! You don’t even have to say anything just show me with the dolls how the crumbling financial markets and the implosion of the banking industry, itself a Taurus time old institution, scared you Bulls to the core. For you Non- bovines, Taurus get security from the tangible world; so any hiccup of the world’s flow of money turns their insides into hamburger meat! But my Bulls the future lies in your hands in 2009! Jupiter, the planet of growth and fortune will be entering your house of Career for the entire year, so each cow has an opportunity to make the structure of the world sound again by taking full advantage of the benefits presented to them in their work. Go out there and make the economy bullish for all of us Taurus! O, but before you go, don’t forget to listen to “I’m Your Money” by Heaven 17.