Linda Hogan To Write Tell-All: “I Don’t Think Hulk Will Like It”

Hulk Hogan dished a lot of dirt about ex-wife Linda Hogan in his autobiography last year, and now she’s planning her revenge. Brooke’s mom, who complained about the “sensationalism” in Hulk’s My Life Outside The Rings, is hawking a tell-all covering “all the trials she endured during the marriage, Nick’s accident and the things she has accomplished.” “I don’t think [Hulk] will like it,” her attorney Ray Rafool told Pop Tarts. “Unless it is his version, everything else is not true. But Linda isn’t writing it for him.”

Linda, who recently settled with the family of son Nick Hogan’s car crash victim (”I felt it was the right thing to do”), is searching for more than just a publisher, though. The former Hogan Knows Best star is looking for a new reality show of her own. Said Rafool, “She is glad that all the negative matters of her life have concluded and that she’s able to go on with positive, affirmative actions in the future.” Right after she gives her two cents on the past, of course—and makes a little off it.

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Hulk Hogan’s suicidal thoughts and other turbulent events that have taken place in his life over the last two years are supposedly accurately recounted in his new book, My Life Outside The Ring, but his ex-wife Linda Hogan seems to think his “biography” should be shelved under “fiction.” Hulk makes shocking accusations about his ex-wife, claiming that she is an “abusive alcoholic,” which Linda vehemently denies.

“As far as what he has said about Linda, it’s not accurate about her being involved with heavy alcohol and being abusive, and trying to hit Nick with a wine bottle? Absolutely false. It’s disappointing and it is irritating. We disagree and wish he would have stuck to the facts instead of sensationalism to sell his book. It does reheat a lot of stuff, but it makes her feel all the more happy that she’s divorced and away from him. He’s Jennifer’s problem now,” Linda’s rep said, referencing Hulk’s new girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel.

Although Hulk and Linda’s daughter Brooke Hogan has reportedly had a rocky relationship with her mom, Linda’s rep says things are A-OK. “They’re very good. Brooke has been spending a lot of time with Linda in California. It’s been a great revolution that they are back together, mother and daughter, very close, and in fact, she talked to Brooke today at least once or twice,” Linda’s rep claims. “They’re back the way it was. It’s one nice thing about the divorce being over, the kids don’t have to feel they’re in the middle anymore.” [Source: FoxNews.com; Photo: Getty Images]

In his new book, Life Outside The Ring, Hulk Hogan reveals the harrowing depths of his despondency following the dissolution of his marriage and son Nick Hogan’s imprisonment for a grisly DUI accident. “I practically begged [ex-wife Linda Hogan], ‘Please, don’t file. Our son’s just had this accident - if we do this now, it’ll make us look like the Britney Spears family. Please, don’t file for divorce.’”

After one particularly wild night in December 2007, Hogan came home from a strip club to an empty house. Contemplating suicide after mixing Xanax and rum, the wrestler got as far as putting his finger on the trigger when he received a phone call from Muhammad Ali’s daughter Laila, his American Gladiators co-star.

Hogan also discusses his relationship with Linda in the book, accusing her of abusive behavior towards the family. “In public, we were all having the time of our lives, but that public image only further masked the problems that were growing behind the scenes,” Hogan writes. “There were plenty of times when Linda would lose it, but no one wanted to see that kind of ugliness on TV.” Life Outside The Ring hits shelves next week.

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Hulk Hogan and ex-wife Linda Hogan’s agreement they reached a few weeks ago apparently didn’t really settle all the drama between the two former spouses. Now Linda wants her Harley back from Hulk or else she wants him thrown in jail!

Linda filed a motion in Pinellas County Superior Court in Florida on Tuesday for the “Enforcement of the Confidential Marital Settlement.” In the suit, Linda claims that the Hulk has failed to release her Harley Davidson motorcycle and pay her $225,000 on August 7th as promised. And if the Hulk refuses to comply - she has filed a request to have him “incarcerated.”

So much for that statement they released less than a month ago saying they were happy and wanted to “work together” as parents. [Source: FoxNews.com; Photo: Getty Images]

Brooke Hogan may think her dad was joking about understanding O.J. Simpson, but mom’s taking it very seriously. According to TMZ, Linda Hogan asked a Florida court to make Hulk pay her another $8,200 a month so she can move to California, claiming she’s in “imminent danger of becoming a victim.” She also wants $24,000 for advance rent and a deposit.

Another $100,000 a year out of his wallet. Somehow we don’t think this will make Hulk feel less like OJ.

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We have a feeling Hulk Hogan is gonna regret this statement! The granddaddy of wrestling recently went off to Rolling Stone magazine, revealing that he’s had the urge to get all homicidal on his ex wife’s ass. Gulp. Here’s what he had to say about Linda Logan - who Hulk claims has been blowing $40,000 of his money each month:

“I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody’s throat. You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can’t go to anymore, you’re driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it.”

Perhaps the Hulk is trying to say that he can relate to the rage one feels when a relationship goes sour. But when we read his rambling, it sounds to us like he’s saying that he can understand why OJ Simpson snuck up on and murdered his estranged wife and sliced up her friend . What do you think he was trying to say?  [NYPost. Photo: GettyImages]

Scandalist has noticed a disturbing trend plaguing Hollywood these days: older celebrity ladies in the prime of their lives dressing like they’re on their way to a Jonas Brothers concert. This fashion illness - known as going teenile - befalls famous middle-aged woman. Symptoms manifest themselves by the presence of tight denim, belly shirts, frilly lace, and lots and lots of skin.

We’ve pored over pics to bring you our 9 favorite teeniles tromping down Robertson Boulevard these days. Marvel at the phenomenally fifteen-year-old fashion stylings of Mariah Carey, Linda Hogan, Shauna Sand, Teri Hatcher and other hotties hiding their wrinkles behind mini-skirts, below.

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Hungry for the latest in Hulk and Linda Hogan’s divorce drama? Here’s the scoop: The formerly happy couple (picture above in better times) are currently bickering over Hulk’s cash. Apparently Linda is pissed because she believes her ex has handed over the the rights to his many brands, as well as the grill and energy drink that he hawks, to his best friend, Eric Bischoff. She’s freaking because this would mean there’s now a ton of Hulk cash that she can’t get her manicured fingers on. But Hulk’s lawyer insists that her claims are false. “There has been no siphoning of money,” he said. “If Linda has to ask again, we’ll be more than happy to provide the same answer.”

Meanwhile Hulk is angry too, accusing his ex of storing their furniture at her mother’s house, where he can’t touch it. Looks like both the Hogans have a serious case of ‘the gimmes.’ Perhaps they should take a hint from their mature kids and grow up a bit?  [TMZ. Photo: NFL]

Early yesterday morning Nick Hogan was released from jail, heading home to his family and his regular life in Florida. No one was more adamant about his desire and need for privacy following his six months in the slammer than his protective mom Linda Hogan, who released a statement immediately following his release that said the following:

“This is our time as a family to come together to support Nick’s adjustment back into the public life keeping it as normal as possible. Neither Nick, nor we as a family, has any interest in making this anything but private. We respect the media’s role and only ask that they respect our privacy.”

Yet immediately after pulling the mama bear routine, Linda chatted with media outside her home on Tuesday, gushing about her son. “He’s a changed person,” she told reporters. “He went into prison as a juvenile, and you know he’s experienced something that is gonna mold and change him for the rest of his life, for his adult life. He wants to make a positive difference in this world…I hope everybody can respect his privacy.”

Psst, Linda - that includes you.  [Photo: GettyImages]

The Hogan family should really consider not driving anymore. Linda Hogan was really in a hurry to go visit her incarcerated son Nick today. She was busted for doing 71 in a 55 mph zone in her white Cadillac Escalade, received a ticket and had to pay a $206 fine. [Source: TMZ; Photo:Getty]