• Angelina Jolie assumes the Mother Theresa position more and more at a UNICEF dinner.  [DListed]
• Kevin Federline was spotted spending some quality time picking out a Christmas tree with sons Jayden and Sean… [PITNB]
• Meanwhile, Britney Spears was also seen having fun on the beach with the boys. These kids aren’t nearly as neglected as we thought! [PITNB]
• Snoop Dog will appear on “One Life To Live” again. “One Life to Lizzle?” [SOW]
• Our favorite J.J. Abrams heroine Jennifer Garner looks amazing on the cover of “W.” [JustJared]
• Halle Berry’s baby, Nahla: Giving Harlow Madden a run for her money. [Jezebel]
• Tell your friend Veronica…that Neil Diamond covered “The Hannukah Song,” and it comes complete with an awesome animated video. [Videogum]
• Ohhhhhh - check out these leaked spring/summer 2010 fashion ads. [Refinery29]

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• Victoria Beckham and Kate Moss have a collarbone-off at the British Fashion Awards.  [PopSugar]
• Gary Busey interrupts his being crazy just long enough to make a baby.  [DListed]
• No offense Jackie, Marlon, Jermaine and Tito, but no one wants to see a Jackson 5 reunion without Michael.  [Hollyscoop]
• The greatest narrator-voice of our time, Morgan Freeman, wants Nicolas Cage to try crack.  [NYMag]
• In June 2010 you can surround yourself with Edward and Bella and the angst-fest that is Twilight: Eclipse when it will be released on IMAX. [Variety]
• Taylor Swift looks unrecognizable with straight hair. [PITNB]

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• Alleged Tiger Woods mistress Rachel Uchitel claims, “I’m not a tramp.” Er, but In Touch might have the emails to prove otherwise. [PopEater]
• Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler are gearing up to play a fake couple. We’re gearing up to wait for it to come out on DVD. [DListed]
• Meet our new hero: the KTLA newscaster who rips Perez Hilton a new one. [Buzzfeed]
• Ooohh, tomorrow’s “View” will feature Hasselbeck vs. Lambert. Lambie wins, hands down. [BWE]
• Apparently Billy Corgan is smashing Jessica Simpson’s pumpkin. Ugh. We wish we hadn’t typed that. [Lainey]
• Tyler Perry’s mom - the inspiration for Madea - has passed away. [Evilbeet]
• We’re glad 2009 is ending on a high(pitched) note with this adorable kid. [Urlesque]

• Lindsay Lohan is heading to India to make some documentary film that will apparently change her image, and the world. Or not. [Yeeeah]
• Bryant Gumble has lung cancer. Get well, dude. [PopEater]
• Mickey Rourke is getting married. No, not to his dog. [Wonderwall]
• Uma Thurman is a single lady again. Calling all billionaires! [DListed]
• So this is what it looks like when Miley Cyrus and Lady Gaga hang out. [Buzzfeed]
• We support letting Cody the Convenience Store Dog stay in his store! [BWE]

• Pete Doherty, busted once again. [DListed]
• Jude Law and Sienna Miller: sleepin’ over, just like old times! [PITNB]
• Miley’s new tattoo is in honor of a friend who lost his/her life.  [PopEater]
• Ashley Olsen is Grey Gardens chic. [Buzzfeed]
• Best SNL moments this weekend: UPS, Shy Ronnie, Blake Lively’s legs. [BWE]
• Lindsay Lohan spent the night at Jason Segal’s house, but nothing happened. Really! [LaineyGossip]

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• It’s official: “Jersey Shore” is the best television show ever made, ever. Sorry “Cheers,” “M.A.S.H.,” “The Wire,” “Seinfeld,” “Arrested Development” etc.  Full ep above. [BWE]
• She’s so lucky: Britney Spears got a BMW for her birthday. [PITNB]
• Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner go on another “date” as gay rumors swirl around the Twilight star. [LaineyGossip]
• Kim Kardashian only weighs 109 pounds. Apparently this is something she’s proud of. [DListed]
• Miley Cyrus got a “just breathe” tattoo under her boob. [PopEater]
• Rihanna gets rough and raunchy in her new music video. [PopSugar]
• Everyone wants to know about “ambien sex,” which Tiger Woods and Rachel Uchitel may or may not have invented. [Buzzfeed]

• Watch out, Javier Bardem: Penélope Cruz likes to get smoochy with Meryl Streep. [Popeater]
• Dear Hugh Jackman, we want to steal your awesome, adorable kid! [JustJared]
• Someone’s Hannah Montana doll needs it’s mouth washed out with soap, y’all. [Buzzfeed]
• Whoa, ABC really can’t forgive and forget this Adam Lambert stuff, they booted him from Jimmy Kimmel and their New Year’s Eve broadcasts. [DListed]
• Phoebe and Monica are back together on “Cougartown”! Cougar…Cat…Smelly Cat! It all makes sense now. [PITNB]
• Harry Potter is getting naked in “The Deathly Hallows” for some reason. [ONTD]
• It’s Beyoncé vs. Taylor Swift again at the Grammys! Here’s a list of the nominees. [RollingStone]

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• Tiger Woods has issued a lengthly apology and even though he never quite fesses up to bedding a bevy of random women, we all know what he’s sorry for (you know, getting caught). [Dlisted]
• Wanna check out all of Tig’s women in one place? PopEater’s got you covered. [PopEater]
• Not to be outdone, BestWeekEver has even more of Tiger’s conquests. Raise your hand if you’re sure you’ve nailed the most famous athlete in the world! [BWE]
• Kate Hudson is celebrity #102090843920302 who wants to release a clothing line. [PopSugar]
• Happy birthday Britney Spears! We have nothing snarky to say about you turning 28…we’re glad you’re still here churning out mediocre tunes to dance drunk to. [LaineyGossip]
• Joseph Gordon-Levitt is super adorkable in this GQ spread. [PITNB]
• Joanna Krupa, who is famous for doing something, has a new naked PETA ad that is pissing off the Catholic Church. [Buzzfeed]

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• The White House party crashers are claiming they were invited to the President’s gala. Okay, crazies! [DListed]
• Adam Lambert says he is the performer he is today because he was an “ugly duckling” in high school, weighing 250 pounds. [PopEater]
• Subway spokes-guy Jared is looking like he had one too many $5 foot-longs. [Buzzfeed]
• More Tiger Woods rumors are about to come out, including one from a woman who claims she’s been uh, putting on Tiger’s course for more than 3 years. [LaineyGossip]
• Jennifer Hudson’s lil’ baby is the cutest ever! [PITNB]
• Jude Law and Sienna Miller are apparently back together. How 2005 of them! [Yeeeah]

• Tiger Woods‘ alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel is apparently “devastated” by all the attention she’s getting for maybe boning a super dorky dude. [PopEater]
• Will Smith’s son Jaden is the new Karate Kid. Ha! As if Ralph Macchio could be easily replaced. You know who Ralph Macchio is, right? No? Sigh. Nevermind. [PINTB]
• No really - this is the cutest kitten video ever. [DListed]
• George Clooney’s girlfriend shows off her bikini body at his new Mexico vacation home. [LaineyGossip]
• Johnny Depp is aging! Hearts shatter. [Buzzfeed]
• Pic of the day: when Twitter and local news clash. [BWE]

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