Pisces (February 19 – March 20) — Have the last few months of overall chaos and confusion with the weakening global economy and gloomy world events have both of your fish permanently ready to swim in opposite directions, Pisces? Here’s some news about the upcoming year that should put you in placid waters. Jupiter, the planet of luck and fortune will be entering your 12th house for all of 2009. The 12th house is not only the house of spirituality and universal love but it’s the house that Pisces naturally rules. So no matter how choppy the waters that lie ahead get this year, the universe will make sure that you don’t react with the usual Piscean trait of escapism. 2009 is about your souls smoothly sailing along because there will be sense of peace and contentment from within. To begin this voyage of faith for the future, watch your fellow Piscean Dale Bozzio sing “Destination Unknown” by Missing Persons.