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Warning To Noah Cyrus: It’s A Slippery Slope

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Heads-up, Cyrus parents!!! 10-year-old Noah Cyrus was spotted hand-in-hand with big sis Miley this weekend in Burbank, CA, dressed similarly in a mismatched ensemble that only admiration could inspire. If the last ten years have taught us anything, it’s that the minute little girls start idolizing their rowdy celebrity sisters, partying and pregnancy are hot on their underaged heels.

Jamie Lynn Spears tagged along with Britney to the 2002 Teen Choice Awards and - bang! - gave birth to a baby girl in June 2008, at the young age of 17. Weathered beyond her 16 years, Ali Lohan has been photographed accompanying notorious party animal Lindsay everywhere from LA to Paris. We’re all for some sibling bonding, but in Hollywood, the little ones inevitably feel the need to bust out of their sister’s shadow.

“Noie” already mimics Miley on YouTube and dons raunchy Halloween costumes, but we’re hoping she defies the odds and resists racy mobile pics, stripper poles, and too-intimate Vanity Fair spreads with father Billy Ray. Fingers crossed! [Photos: Getty Images, Splash News Online]

Pics of the Cyrus, Spears, and Lohan sisters below.

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Lindsay and Ali Lohan [Photo: Getty Images]

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  1. ray ray Says:

    Uh-oh! :o

  2. All Women Stalker Says:

    Hilarious post! And yes, scary for the Cyrus parents. But I have a feeling they don’t care too much about how their daughters are turning out.

  3. tom Says:

    id #$(($(!%$*@)&!#( her