Top 10 Most Effed Up Celebrity Families

Culkins
Members: Kit, Patricia, Macaulay, Keiran, Rory, Quinn, Christian, Shane and Dakota
Dinner Table Topics: Stage Fathers, Drug Abuse, "Bad Touches,"

You would have thought that all of the Culkin children would have been removed from the custody of their parents when they started hanging with Michael Jackson, but you'd be wrong. With three famous children to manage (and four other kids), Culkin patriarch Kit was too busy denying his children a childhood to concern himself with their welfare. A frustrated actor who lived vicariously through his children, Kit managed the careers of all of his children until Macaulay, the eldest of the actors in the family, quit acting at the age of 14 during a brutal and very public custody battle wherein his parents divorced. Just three years later, Macauley would marry fellow actress Rachel Milner, and become a divorcee at the ripe old age of 19. After a return to acting and a few solid flicks under his belt, Macaulay hit another snag when he was arrested in 2004 for possession of marijuana and prescription drugs. Like any good parent eager to exploit the self-made tragedy that's befallen their family, Kit wrote a book about it: I Don't Think So: Confessions of a Stage Father From Hell.

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