The 101 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Cleavage Shots

Oh, how we long to write something mature and introspective about the 101 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Cleavage Shots, but really there is but one thing to say: wow. Like, seriously – WOW.

We tasked our experts with accumulating the finest, most mind-blowing boob shots and they’ve gone above and beyond the call of duty. We’ve got every sort of cleavage imaginable in our gallery – real, fake, enormous, expensive, voluptuous, bizarre, bouncy – well, you get the picture.

A few of our favorite ladies are so boobalicious (yes, we said it) that we had to include extra photos of them in our gallery – we’ve got double doses of CoCo, Salma Hayek, Kim Kardashian and Aubrey O’Day, to name a few. Click below to celebrate one of the coolest parts of the human body in all its magical – and ridiculous – forms.

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50 Responses to “The 101 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Cleavage Shots”

  • Rickski says:

    Yooooo check out number 94′s stomach.

  • Schooter McGavinn says:

    man, I was gonna say the same thing

  • ty rocks says:

    man her boobs go from small to +&)$$@)&)`(__`_~ in giant u know those is fake

  • Wal says:

    D: 94 is hideous!

  • Gary Gee says:

    I’m afraid this is not Alexandra Burke winer of X Factor 2008.
    It is actually Ruth Lorenzo, one of the other contestents.
    Still……..great boobs!!

  • Conri says:

    Andy &~++(+&&`@^)%!`@ with the bondage girls = five of the biggest !*@`@~+!`#(+_&( s I’ve ever seen.

  • meh says:

    wow of this whole thing there was maybe 5 really good ones and 10 ok ones. All the rest, do not want.

  • Chuck Urso says:

    I think Halle is the most gorgeous woman alive. She is out of this world. I enjoy her as an actress, and wish her all the luck in the world as a new Mom.

    Chuck Urso
    So California

  • Valencia says:

    What is the purpose for having #94 in this line up? Is she human? Is that supposed to be her navel with the tat of a fish swimming in those funky stretch marks: Her stretch marks have stretch marks!
    They call this an “English glamor girl?”
    Glamor as in what?
    Her @!%^$*@_$+`%@@+ s are false, she’s over the hill
    Plus, she ain’t got no BUTT!

  • Jaxon says:

    Whats the go iwth 37? I don’t actually see any cleavage ?

  • bill says:

    not a terrible collection, but #94 will haunt my dreams for a long long time to come… ughh… nasty, like something left out in the sun for too long.. dehydrated prune

  • scary69 says:

    salma hyak she could pop my cork anytime

  • Tony says:

    This is the best set of twins on the List.. I bet the Milk come with Berries:) Go Halle

  • Joe Szajewski says:

    All of the photos that are out there of this beautiful Israeli model … and THIS is what you picked to be the “ridiculous” cleavage shot? I’m surprised at you!

  • na na says:

    all i can say is got DAM!!!!!! that woman still looks good

  • na na says:

    i think they look good…..i like i like

  • Cleavage says:

    Just WOW! :)

  • EZ says:

    Can use a little tan

  • ITALIANAPUSSIKAT says:

    DONT GET ME WRONG BIG ^@)^@#_^^$!_@*~ TIS LOOK GOOD..BUT IF U LOOK AT THEM FOR A WHILE MAYBE IN DIFFERENT POSES THEY LOOK CRAZY IN CERTAIN ANGLES ..LIKE THE BAGSOF SILICON IS GONNA BURST THROUGH IF THERE WAY TO MUCH FORCE…EWWW OR LIKE SHUANA SANDS WHOS A PRETTY GIRLS BUT THEY LOOK LIKE FLOATATION DEVICES THAT HER KIDS WOULD USE NO NEEDFOR MOMMY TO BRING EXTRA TUBES OR THE ARM BLOW UP THINGS HE GOT UNDER UNDER CONTROL;….IM NOT MAKIN FUN OF HER ITS ALLIN GOOD FUN SHES GOT A BEAUTIFUL FACE…BUT NOT THE BRIGHTEST BULB…ITS KOOLSHUANA …BUT PS NOT STRIPPER HEELS NEEDED FOR THE BEACH…USUALLY WE WEAR NOTHIN ON OUR FEET I THOUGHTUD LIKE THAT BETTER!!

  • jendallas says:

    Please New York did ot have them intill after flava of live. We all know that they are fake. Just like her eye lashes, hair Etc…………………………………………………………………………

  • yeaa says:

    Who is number 4?

  • David Roland Strong says:

    I know I’m getting old, but I don’t see anything “ridiculous” in any of these fotos.

  • SAndy Macdonald says:

    Number 87 is Ruth Lorenzo. Alexandra burke is Black and smaller chested.

  • David says:

    What is ridiculous is the women on this list. Courtney Love? Nicole Richie?

    Let’s see some real cleavage… put up some pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt!

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  • Ramco says:

    Whats with all the silicone? Ladies, please keep the silicone under 50 gallons. Ugh! Women should not be allowed to get more then a “C” cup worth of silicone in each boob. Anything more should be called “sillycone.”

  • Ramco says:

    Scarlett-Johansson is righteous yummy! She is well proportioned and her “sillycone factor” is minimal. Also, there should be a “Shocking Celebrity Collagen Lips Blunder,” section if there hasn’t been one already. Lips like Jenna Jameson and Amanda LaPore’s look like some large bottom dwelling fishes traded lips with them. The next nuclear explosion you hear is Jennna or Amanda pulling their wet lips off a window pane.

  • Milla says:

    Scarlet Johanson looks very laughable. She tries to pose an innocent girl but I think she is much ill famed than Pam. At least Pam has the courage to be herself: a successful porn model. She never wears a mask to hide ugly sides of being a female hollywood star. Besides Scarlet breasts are really ugly.

  • nad says:

    ewww coco. so gross. lumpy!!!! ahhhhh!!!!

  • halie says:

    irina’s left boob is lop sided and so is the right side of her face. funny, they match

  • M says:

    britney is all ridiculous. stupid fat cow.

  • blehh says:

    jodie marsh…ewww….extremely skanky. and coco…yuck.

  • Sarah says:

    All these women are beautiful, well the majority of them. And so what if they feel like they need breast implants, thats a personal decision. Anyways, besides a few nipple slips I don’t get why these pictures are “ridiculous?” They just look like normal cleavage pictures to me…=)

  • Pamela says:

    OMG !!! Frankenstein’s Ho !!!!!

  • jamo says:

    they all look like store brough cleavage.0

  • jamma says:

    I AM NOT EVEN FAMOUS OR HAVE A LOT OF MONEY AND MY CLEAVAGE IS ON ITS 3RD GENERATION REAL AND (@&_+*!$*$_!@!@ TOO.

  • JLO says:

    I LOOK BETTER THAN THAT AND TAN TO AL REAL BUT AND BOOES 3RD GENERATION AND I AM NOT FAMOUS

  • jpw14 says:

    ew #56…sheyla,thats awful…

  • angelica says:

    just goes to show you rihanna has small freaking @~`)^~_+&^@$!&% s that she has to pile them high over her top damn not a good look

  • taylor says:

    mmkay, about #94, she is gross, but i want to clear something up. when she is referred to as an “english glamour girl”, in the uk, the term has more to do with representing sex than representing fashion. so looking at #94, this ~%)+!%&&%~%(`#* le now totally makes sense…

  • Kelly says:

    I LOVE Salma Hayek’s cleavage ! What a super-sexy goddess! I don’t care if its fake or real, push-up bra or not, she looks friggin’ amazing. I would whip my ^&*@_~)&`&#^+&!~ out and salute her magnificent &^(_!)$~~%*&_^+ s if she walked by me looking like that!

  • deshawn says:

    coco looks good all the time no matter what she wears,she is the bomb!

  • snovia says:

    WTF is up with 94′s stomach? who in the hell left the gate open?! LMAO!

  • Some One says:

    I LOVE boobs, with that said, there are 99 fake sets of boobs here and most of them are awful. Why the Eff are 90% of these chicks famous? Cause they’re ho’s? Wake up and shake off the hollywood world and put what matters in life before giving these wretches any more attention and glamorous lifestyles. Besides putting out for rich men, what have they really accomplished? What makes them worthy? It’s not like most people can even get close enough to smell these skanks, nevermind touching them or hanging out with them. If this is what matters in life then it’s only a matter time before America burns like Rome…

  • ibrahimsaas says:

    gorgeous babe

  • MarwaAdel says:

    Traci Bingham

  • Egyman says:

    Sheyla Hershey you really want it right there everywhere

  • ibrahimsaas says:

    Halle Berry is too good to be true

  • Joey says:

    Beyonce’s boobs look really good.

  • dsfs says:

    i want some more cleavages of marisa.please show som more cleavages.