CoCo’s A Cover Girl – And Her Butt’s The Star

Ice-T‘s wife Coco (her real name is Nicole Austin, which is almost hotter in that Playboy, fake tits sorta way) is straight up hot. Her butt, however huge, is hot. Her breasts, in all their surgical glory, are bangin’. Her synthetic golden mane is sent straight from the heavens (or a factory) and there is not an ounce of cellulite to be founded on her crispy skin. So of course, she needs her own special place to to flaunt this perfection. Behold – CoCo magazine! Yes, this is a real thing (see our imagined version above), but we’re unclear if this publication is a one-off, or something we can look forward to each month in our mailbox. Regardless, there’s no question about what the new publication will cover – she’s on every single page. [The Sun]

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Coco [Photo: Getty Images]

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