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2009’s Worst Red Carpet Catastrophes

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As we bid farewell to 2009, we’d like to take a moment to honor the year’s most atrocious red carpet fashion disasters. So many stars said “yes we can” to terrible outfits that it was hard to narrow down the group to just 9, but the celebrities below truly went above and beyond the call of duty doodie with these craptastic looks. From layers of lace, to body suits and booty shorts, we’ve got the best of the worst for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy!

1. Sharon Stone - Leather, Lacy And Oh-So Racy
2. Sandra Bullock - Rolled Out Of Bedhead
3. Leighton Meester - Blair’s Barfy Bikini Party Dress
4. Madonna - Sky-High Hair And Skank Boots
5. Gwyneth Paltrow -  Goopy’s Poopy Booty Shorts
6. Bai Ling - Bow-zo The Red Carpet Clown
7. Perez Hilton - Hand Paint N’ Hairy Legs
8. Amber Rose - Imma Let You Finish, But This Is The Worst Body Suit Of The Year
9. Holly Montag - Heidi’s Sister Turned Washed-Up Stripper

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If it's neon pink, floral, and comes with a giant bow that sits right at your lady bits, do NOT put it on your body, Bai Ling! [Photo: GettyImages]

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  1. ABLOND Says:

    I love Sandra Bullock, she would look good in anything. She is truly an amazing actress!

  2. Sexiie Lexiie Says:

    Ablond, i definitely agree wiff you babygirl ;) Sandra Bullock is so damn gorgeous she dont need to do that much wiff her look. Btw, her movie “Miss Congeniality” was the ish ;).

  3. Sexiie Lexiie Says:

    Oh, +& idk how Holly Montag looks like a “washed up stripper”..? I think she looks mad pretty in that dress <333333333.

  4. makayla Says:

    leighton meester dress is pretty!!!!!!

  5. cmg Says:

    Donnie Darkco!!???

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  7. fey Says:

    now that madonnas kids are artist i think that is great she is still going with these poor kids from africa.now that i am turning 40 i know it is a myth to feel old that it is just THE SNOW WHITE WORLD CALLING YOU A “DOGGIE” AND I WILL NEVER LET ANYONE CALL ME A DOG SO I WILL FEEL FOREVER YOUNG. GOOD LUCK IN YOUR “OWN” SPIRITUAL WORLD TO MAKE MUSIC DO NOT USE MINE.

  8. sommer Says:

    I love Madonna. She is confident and can make the worst look the best.

  9. girl Says:

    i think gwyneth looks fab. defo not a catastrophe!

  10. BELA LEO Says:

    I CANNOT WAIT TILL THE GRAMMYS I WISH I HAD A DATE EVEN THOUGH I WILL BE AT HOME.I HAVE DONE SO MUCH AND I AM POOR BUT PROUD. THE NEW BLACK PRINCESS CARTOON BECAUSE OF SPARKLE IS WHAT IT WAS ALL FOR. LIKE SISTER SAID AT THE NITE CLUB:

    “WHERE THESE NOT ME NOSIE”

    I WENT PASS THESE STIFF PEOPLE AND WON A MOVIE STYLE TOM AND BRAD WON’T WORK WITHOUT. MADONNA LIVED OFF OF THAT LINE TO HER FANS SHE IS A LEACH SOME HAD TO BE PAID OFF.THAT LINE IS WHY SHE DOES NOT NEED TATTOOS BUT IT WAS ME AT 3 THAT SAID IT.

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