Leo (July 23 – August 23) — Give me your poor, your tired, your Leo the Lion yearning no longer to be beaten to a pulp by the universe…Yes, my big cat people, it is I, Brad, posing as Lady Liberty to tell you that at the end of 2008 there IS a light at the end of the tunnel! You drama kitties don’t even have to talk about it – show Brad with the dolls what the universe did to you during 2005-2007. There, there, I know, I know. During 2008 Jupiter, the planet of fortune was sailing through your house of health just in time for you to get those nasty stitches and whatever other emergency triage removed caused by that dark period when Saturn removed everything no longer integral in your lives – 2005-2007. Change, not created by you, it’s UNTHINKABLE! Here’s the latest theatrical bulletin for all of 2009 – War Wounds are HOT this year and anyone who IS someone will be trying to snatch, catch, and hitch those felines who not only got bruised up by past karmic brawling but are wearing those shiners with pride AND wisdom. So let’s usher in 2009 and Jupiter entering your house of relationships and marriage by watching “White Wedding” by fellow fire sign, Billy Idol, shall we?