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Gemini Horoscope: January, ’09

Gemini (May 22 – June 21) — Since there are 2 of you, I thought it be best to give you more than one route to growth and opportunity this year, Gemini. Jupiter, the planet of luck and fortune will be in your 9th house for the entire year come January 6th. Ninth house matters include philosophy, higher education, long distance travel, politics, organized religion and one’s in-laws. Now, there is your range of options, choose any or all of them to yield your best opportunities to progress yourselves this year! Don’t know where to start? OK, ummm Hey, Gemini, How about being Quakers this year? 2009 could be all about trying on a new religion WHILE setting a new fashion trend! OW! you don’t have to throw random sharp objects at me! Fine, watch “Vacation” by The Go-go’s, happy?