Cancer (June 22 – July 22) — You are the only sign whose potential benefits awaiting in 2009 are a direct follow up and through from 2008′s goodies, Cancer. I’m hoping enough of you met some form of oceanic significant other in 2008 and are in a committed relationship but even more importantly have an engagement ring on those crab claws so that a date has been made to go to that sea castle chapel sometime in 2009. Jupiter, the planet of luck and fortune is leaving your house or relationships and for all of this year will be in your house of sex and other people’s money! I’m not even addressing the first part of that new house, because if your sex life hasn’t amped up to tidal wave level with those new paramours, then toss that lame catch right back into the ocean! What I will advise is, for those of you soon to be married Crabs, amp up the bridal registry!! I can’t think of a better outlet for “other’s people money” to apply here that isn’t the most beneficial to you and…legal. A good rule of thumb of how NOT to get other people’s money is to watch “Legal Tender” by The B-52′s!