Celebrity News & Gossip

Look who got a man makeover (before on the left, after on the right)! It’s our frenemy Billy Bob Thorton, who apparently got sick of his gray hair and hit up his local Walgreen’s for some Hair Club for Men in the shade “Autumn Wind.” Also it appears his newly dyed soul patch went and vomited all over his face.

So, can we stop looking at the internet now? [Photos: GettyImages]

We’d normally be annoyed with Ethan Hawke and wife Ryan Shawhughes for what looks like an egregious hogging of sidewalk real estate in Chelsea this morning, but with Sandra Bullock’s marriage crashing around her only a week after her Oscar win, we’re glad to see at least one celebrity who doesn’t just spend time with his wife on the red carpet. In fact, we’re so glad to see some celebrity affection that we’re going to ignore that Shawhughes was originally Hawke’s nanny back when he was married to Uma Thurman. That was then, this is now, and this is sweet—assuming you’re not trying to get around these lovebirds.

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He could be in trouble!

Justin Timberlake’s been caught red-handed getting too close to another woman, and now it sounds like he could have been exploring his feelings with Cameron Diaz as well. Do you think it’s possible that he’s cheating on Jessica Biel? The evidence is mounting!

Read the full story at LimeLife.

Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning were in Austin, Texas last night to promote The Runaways at SXSW, only a day after the film’s NY premiere. This time both stars wore short, strapless minidresses—who do you think pulled it off best? See photos from the event in the gallery below and make sure to read our interview with Fanning, Stewart, Joan Jett and Runaways director Floria Sigismondi, whose biopic of the revolutionary women rockers finally opens in major cities tonight!

The Sandra Bullock/Jesse James drama is moving from tragic to ridiculous in record speed. While most celebs—including the heartbroken Oscar winner herself—are staying mum on the subject, Dennis Rodman is not your average celebrity. Asked by InTouch Weekly how he feels about the scandal, the Sober House star—who beefed with James on Celebrity Apprentice last year—was sympathetic…to a point. “With all I’ve been through with marriage, divorce and girlfriends, I’m the wrong guy to ask…I happen to like Jesse and hope this works out for them.” Fair enough. “However, should it not, with all her success and money, I’d be happy to take Sandra Bullock out for the time of her life.” While that’s a kind and generous offer, Dennis, we’re guessing she’s not looking for another tattooed badass reality star to spend her cash right now.

Tattoo model Michelle “Bombshell” McGee might be up for a night on the town, though, considering how unapologetic she’s been about cutting Sandra’s Oscar afterglow short. The fetish/tattoo model recently revived her Twitter with a succinct “suck it!!” (since deleted) followed by “thanks for all the support.” Though she tried to change the subject (”I really want some Ben and Jerrys half baked ice cream.. Yummy!!”), she’s since suggested we all “go drink some haterade” because, as she expressed via acronym, she does not give a f— (”IDGAF!”—also deleted). Don’t worry, Michelle, it won’t believe until no one else gives a f— either.

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We’d like to say two things. First, we love Milla Jovovich. She’s been in a lot of good movies and she’s kind of this awesome action star/cool mom/pothead/fanboy obsession that a lot of other actresses can only hope to be. Also, we owned her album when we were in high school, which should prove our loyalty to her. The second thing is that we only wish we had the fashion-balls to wear what she is wearing in this photo, but there’s no way we could pull it off. Having said that, for real Milla, what are you wearing?

Last week, Claudia Schiffer got her fashion sense from our Nana, and we feel like Milla, who was at a Tommy Hilfiger bag launch in Spain, directly cribbed this look from our Grampy. No one rocked the plaid slacks quite like he could. Back in 1973.

Is this a trend? Should we be filing a lawsuit on behalf of groovy, retro grandparents everywhere whose looks are being copied? Pretty soon fashion magazines are just going to be replaced with those clear plastic photo cubes that lived on coffee tables everywhere when we were growing up. [Photo: Getty Images]

Earlier in the week, we excitedly told you that Paula Abdul was gearing up to host yet another talent competition, this time a revamp of our old fave, Star Search. Once again though, Paula’s contract disputes and a push for a huge payout have put that rumor to bed.

Abdul was reportedly offered $5 million to remain at American Idol this season, a figure that she rejected since, after all, Simon Cowell’s judging expertise was going to net him eight bajillion dollars*. (*Approximate figure.)

Star Search and the ABC network were willing to offer her even less, at which point Paula decided enough was enough with the lowballing**, and she took herself out of the running. (**Sarcasm.)

At this point, we’re not sure what amount of money will appease Paula, she does realize we’re in a recession, right?  [Photo: Getty Images]

Sex and the City 2 stars Cynthia Nixon, Kristin Davis, and Sarah Jessica Parker put on their finest spring duds to promote the upcoming film at ShoWest in Vegas. Hooray for the season of colorful patterns, florals, and high hems! Who looked the most fabulous? [Photos: Getty Images]

Oh my gahhh, mooommm!! You are not wearing a short skirt and thigh-high boots to a musical, are you?? Madonna stepped out with boy toy Jesus Luz to see Fela last night, wearing an ensemble one doesn’t usually associate with middle aged women hanging around on Broadway (at least not in the post-Giuliani Times Square). To be fair, this was certainly a more glamorous night on the town than when they checked out Avatar in matching ski masks. And wearing such a skimpy outfit to the theater does suggest the critically acclaimed Fela is not your mama’s musical—unless you’re Lourdes Leon.

See the pair skip off to the clubs after the show in the gallery below.

[Photos: Splash News Online]

Maybe George Clooney looked like he was in a poopy mood at the Oscars this year because he had to sit through almost four hours of drivel knowing he wasn’t going to win Best Actor. How was he so sure his fellow nominee Jeff Bridges was going to take the prize home? For starters, Clooney voted for him.

Yep, a rumor surfaced this week that Clooney voted for Bridges for his role in Crazy Heart, instead of doing the typical vote-for-yourself thing. He then sent Bridges a photo of the ballot and told him “If you don’t win, you can’t blame me.” Page Six spoke with Clooney’s rep who confirmed the story, saying “Story is true. According to George, ‘It was an amazing performance.’” Which just goes to show that while we think we’re so helpful sending a $10 text to Haiti and occasionally giving our spare pennies to the Starbucks baristas, George brings being a good person to a new level. Running Haiti telethons, selflessly losing the Oscars. It makes sense that he got his start on The Facts of Life, because the man certainly teaches us a new one each day. [Photo: Getty Images]