Aquarius (January 21 – February 18) — Aloha Aquarius! May the universe take your cocktail order while also giving you a deep tissue massage before having poi? I’m sorry I didn’t hear you. O, you must be still in shock from the last 7 or so years of confused hell to even remotely think that the Hawaiian Luau now laid before you is this upcoming year, 2009. That’s right Water Bearers, Jupiter the planet of luck and opportunity will be officially entering your sign as of January 6th! 2009 is all about people, events and opportunities being put before you that have major potential to benefit your life! I know you fixed signs get a little set in your ways, so at first you will be in shock that not only is the sky NOT falling but things are actually going your way. I want that shell shock to last no more than a few minutes into the new year so you can fully enjoy all the good things that FINALLY now await you! Here’s a little help, watch “New Life” by Depeche Mode!