Archive for March 4th, 2010

Reports: Elin And The Kids Come Home To Tiger

Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren

Things may be going back to normal for Tiger Woods. Not only is their increased suspicion that Woods will attend this year’s Masters tournament (Jack Nicklaus certainly thinks so), tabs also say estranged wife Elin Nordegren and the couple’s children—Sam, 2, and Charlie, 1—have reunited with him at their Isleworth, Florida mansion. TMZ reports Elin and the children spent several hours together with an affectionate Tiger yesterday, while People and Radar claim Nordegren has agreed to come home permanently, if not enthusiastically.

“Elin knows Tiger has issues and is afraid to go near him romantically. Because of the children and his need to return to golf, she will try to live in the house with a wall between them,” says People‘s source. “The marriage is all smoke and mirrors, but Elin will help Tiger rebuild his image and gain new sponsorships because this is what his life is all about…Elin will put a new face on platonic relationships.” Considering the alleged depths of Tiger’s sex addiction, it’s hard to believe he’ll be satisfied with that.

[Photos: Getty Images/Splash News Online]

The Kardashians Form Unified Front In War Against The Tabloids!

kardashian-sisters-200x The Kardashian ladies are ALL over the tabloids this week, if you haven’t already seen the covers. This week’s issues of Star and In Touch both have pretty scandalous “breaking stories” about Kim, Khloe, and Kourt‘s relationships, and the girls are pissed, to say the least!

Divorced, duped, and dumped?? We’re all for Triple D’s, but this is just stupid.

Read the full story at LimeLife.

Ke$ha Criticizes Britney, The World Laughs

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Ke$ha seems intent on starting a beef with someone. First she was adamant about how Paris Hilton is NOT one of her friends, (she would never stoop to that), and today she’s trying to provoke Britney Spears by saying that as long as Britney lip-syncs in live shows, she’s letting down her fans. Ke$h, don’t make us defend Britney here. We know she’s not the epitome of artistic integrity, but girlfriend has a lot of number one songs under her belt and she’s been around for a good, long while. You’d best not be starting something.

Ke$ha told the Daily Record that it’s unfair for Britney’s fans to be treated to a lip synced performance, saying ”I think that’s bulls**t. I don’t think that’s fair at all for people who are going to see the show. I think if you are going to be a singer, you should sing. If you are going to be a dancer, you should dance. If you are going to do a combination of the two, you should make it very clear when you are singing and very clear when you are dancing. I would never do that to my fans.” Generally, we agree with her, but when you get famous with lyrics like “Threw up in the closet and I don’t care“, it’s hard to be taken seriously for your constructive criticism, that’s all. Ke$ha then said “When I am singing I may sound s**t sometimes but at least you’ll know I’m singing,” a statement we actually do agree with 100%, and we’re sure Brit would agree, too. [Photos: Getty Images]

Playgirl Would Pay Jon Gosselin For Nude Photos—But Not Much

Jon Gosselin

Jon Gosselin hasn’t sunk this low—has he? A rep for Playgirl told Life & Style magazine that they’d definitely be interested in nude photos of the famous father (“We discussed it,” he admits). Sadly (or thankfully, your call), their effort isn’t likely to inspire the dropping of trou. “We’d offer him only $20,000…His star is extinguishing, and he’s not very [well endowed].” Thanks for spilling about his size, Hailey Glassman! You may have cost him an extra zero! “Honestly, it’d be more of a novelty than an actual sexy shoot.” Well with flattery like that, why wouldn’t he sign up?

Unless he gets desperate for money (and he’s stayed remarkably silent since settling with TLC), anyone aching to see JoGo gone wild will have to settle for the occasional flash of fab (like he gave us at the airport in November) or some poolside beefcake. Or, if you’re a twentysomething lady with rich parents, just wait until current girlfriend Morgan Christie gets sick of the guy and give him a call. There’s plenty of JoGo to go around.

[Photo: Getty Images]

VH1 To Resurrect Unplugged With Adam Lambert

VH1′s Unplugged, the award-winning music series, is returning with eight all new episodes for VH1, MTV and CMT. The first performer? None other than Adam Lambert, our most beloved American Idol contestant ever, who had not only planted his sparkle-seed in our earholes from the moment he opened his 24K-gold lips, but had also managed to stick a feather-cork in our heartholes following our two interviews together.

Continue reading Adam Lambert Unplugged at BestWeekEver.tv.

Jim Cameron Not Scared Of Sacha’s Scrapped Avatar Parody

James Cameron & Sacha Baron Cohen

James Cameron may be a touchy guy, but don’t assume he’s a poor sport. The kajillionaire says the Academy shouldn’t have scrapped their planned Avatar parody starring Ben Stiller and Sacha Baron Cohen—at least not on his account. “I don’t know anything about that,” he told E! Online. “I don’t produce the Oscars. If they want to poke fun at Avatar Sunday, that’s OK by me.” According to New York, Cohen was going dress up as a female Na’vi and accuse Cameron of impregnating her. Worried the perfectionist director might bolt out of embarrassment, producers reportedly canceled plans and Cohen decided not to bother attending at all.

Considering how tame this sounds compared to having Bruno’s asscheeks in your face, Cameron seems disappointed he won’t get his ribbing. “The Oscars are a celebration of movies…even the gaffes and out-of-bounds stuff are all part of the fun.” Besides, with Cameron saying he hopes ex-wife Kathryn Bigelow wins Best Director for The Hurt Locker, he’ll be in a fine mood as long as they grab him while Avatar‘s snabbing all the techie trophies…and before Best Picture.

[Photo: Getty Images]

Style Wars: Who Wore It Better?

When we first saw the photos of Jessica Alba arriving with hubby Cash Warren to last night’s Global Green USA Pre-Oscar party, we felt both confusion and déj� vu. Confusion as to why nominated-for-nothing-but-a-Razzie Alba was at an Oscar-associated event, and déj� vu in regards to her cute, but familiar, ensemble.

After a minute of racking our mental red carpet archives, we recalled that Avatar‘s Zoe Saldana wore a very similar, though not identical, dress to the Critics’ Choice Movie Awards two months ago. Both actresses looked gorgeous in their respective draped cream dresses tied together with a black belt, but who looked hotter?

Mischa Barton’s Big In Italy, Who Knew?

SPL161781_018 Every foreign country has a favorite American celebrity export – Germany loves it’s Hasselhoff, Jerry Lewis is huge in France. Who does Italy love like one of its own? Randomly enough, Mischa Barton. Barton was on the Italian TV show Chiambretti Night last night and those people love her so much, they painted her face on the wall behind her and flanked her with many shirtless men – that’s a more welcome reception than any show she’s ever been on in the U.S. for sure. Barton was also on an episode of Law and Order SVU last night (her “stripper with a heart of gold” role), so it’s been a pretty big week for the starlet. [Photos: Splash News Online]

Rebecca Gayheart And Eric Dane Welcome Their Noxema-McSteamy Baby

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Rebecca Gayheart and Eric Dane have made it obvious that they like the presence of a third person in their company, and with the birth of their new daughter, they get what they’ve always wanted. We’re ashamed to have likened this happy occasion to a threesome, by the way, but it was too good to pass up.

Gayheart gave birth to her new daughter on Wednesday afternoon, and no name has been disclosed yet. Dane spent the entire time in the delivery room putting all his Grey’s Anatomy hospital experience to good use. [Photo: Getty Images]

Michelle Rodriguez Is A Part Of The Rhythm Nation

Michelle Rodriguez

Considering the weak economy and Janet Jackson‘s slumping record sales, it’s no surprise to see members of her Rhythm Nation wandering the streets of Los Angeles in the tattered remains of their uniforms, regretfully pining for twenty years ago, when it was time to give a damn and work together. What’s surprising is when you look closer and release the new jack vagrant is Lost‘s Michelle Rodriguez.

Though we’ve seen Michelle wearing leather jackets, black hats and black ripped jeans timeless times before, this is the first time we’ve noticed her rocking all three at the same time. Gawk at the gallery and join us in a chant of “Ignorance…No! Bigotry…No! Illiteracy…No!”

[Photo: Splash News Online]