Archive for March 3rd, 2010

Celebrity Oscar Picks: Avatar, Clooney To Win

Throughout awards season, our friend Janell Snowden at VH1 News has been asking celebrities like Nick Jonas, Marion Cotillard, Sean Paul and Death Cab for Cutie for their 2010 Oscar predictions. If the sum total of these celebs are correct, then Avatar will win Best Picture and George Clooney Best Actor at Sunday night’s Academy Awards. Precious and Crazy Heart stand a chance, too. Listen to the hodgepodge of celebs give their predictions, and you’ll catch noteworthy moments like Avatar director James Cameron admitting that his ex-wife’s movie The Hurt Locker might take home the top prize.

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Charlie Sheen And Brooke Mueller: Addicted To 3-Ways?

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You’ll never look at the words Two And A Half Men the same way again. According to Radar Online, an anonymous woman is hawking some dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty stories about the sex life of Charlie Sheen and wife Brooke Mueller. “It’s more twisted than anyone knows or has suspected,” says a source. “It’s crazy.” Pretty big claim, considering all the call girls, cocaine and criminally awful movies (ever see Free Money? *shudder*) in Charlie’s past.

Already dealing with Sheen’s assault charges in Aspen and rumors of hardcore drug use (both are currently in rehab), the parents of newborn twins Bob and Max are now accused of enjoying a series of three-way encounters with both men and women. “One source estimates that they have shared as many as 10 partners,” says the tab. “Some male and some female.” Judging from Radar‘s frothing at the keyboard, it’s only a matter of time before the juicy alleged details get out. “The story of Hollywood excess, drugs, booze and three-way sex is about to explode into a new batch of headlines that reps from both sides will be powerless to counter.” Hey, at least they’re sharing.

[Photo: Getty Images]

All We See Is Radio Gaga

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Lady Gaga showed off her latest fashion casserole outside of the Buddha Bar in London last night, having pre-recorded a performance for the Jonathan Ross show earlier in the day. We’re not sure what to make of this one: the metal frame is a skirt, yeah, but the wire fencing coming out of her radio antenna headgear? The jacket over the underwear? This just seems sloppy compared to Gaga’s lobster mask last weekend. Now that was a concept.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

Kelly Osbourne Gets A “Sexy Grandma” Makeover

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Kelly Osbourne may be taking her older, more refined image a little too far. The Dancing With The Stars finalist aged a couple decades before partying the Pailhouse in LA yesterday night, sporting dyed purple-gray hair (she’s saying “lavender”) and topping a bra-flashing flower print dress with a badass leather jacket that screamed “mom’s first night out in months.” We thought about putting her picture next to Helen Mirren‘s, but it turns out the aging Oscar winner still dyes her hair blond most of the time. Change it back, Kelly!

[Photo: Getty Images]

Presented Without Commentary: Like Father, Like Daughter

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Dear Cam Gigandet, star of Twilight and other less popular things,

We’re not crazy, weirdo stalkers, but if we were, we’d totally kidnap that butterball daughter of yours and pinch those cream puff cheeks and make a precious web video with her that mimics that of the “surprised kitty.”

We’re just sayin’…she’s cute.

– TheFABlife

PS: You’re cute too.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

Kristen Stewart And Robert Pattinson Could Learn Something Here

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Awww, look how adorable Shia LaBeouf and Carey Mulligan are, kissing it up on the streets of New York! They’re so in love and so hipster-y and so…public. Surely they could teach a thing or two about dating to the obsessively private Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, whose relationship is the worst kept secret in Hollywood. Seems the more those two try to hide it, the more attention they get! And yet, here is an Oscar-nominee and her scandalous, addiction-prone boyfriend butt-grabbing each other, and no one cares. Watch and learn, Edward and Bella!

[Photo: Splash News Online]

Lady Gaga’s 8-Year-Old Impersonator (VIDEO)

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Should Brazil put this little girl’s clothes back on?

I can’t decide: is this the cutest or creepiest thing I’ve seen today? You be the judge. Eight-year-old Brazilian bebê and Lady Gaga wannabe Laura Fontana has just rocked a televised talent show in her native country…maybe we should just chalk this up to cultural differences?

Read the full story at LimeLife.

Kim Kardashian Is Just Like Us! Only…Hot

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What’s worse: that Kim Kardashian is grounded enough to pick up her own dry cleaning, or that she looks so god damn good while doing so? Grumble. Yes, we’re jealous of just about everything going on in this picture: her perfect hair, the cute, cropped jacket; but mostly the fact that she has time to go get her dry cleaning and a manicure in one day, all while not wearing a sweat suit from 1995. Put on some sunglasses, ‘cuz you’re about to be blinded by our bitter envy.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

Upside of Jessica Simpson’s “Sexual Napalm”: Lots Of Dates

We assumed that, given the very dirty details John Mayer revealed about Jessica Simpson she would be angry. (You remember, it went something like “Sexually, it was crazy. It was like. . .sexual napalm.”) We figured she, being a wholesome girl who saved herself for Nick Lachey all those years ago, would lash out, maybe deliver some kind of public reprimand and come out a sympathetic winner in this whole mess. Turns out, a reprimand isn’t necessary, Jessica is getting her revenge another way.

In her interview with Oprah Winfrey, set to air today, Simpson explained that she was definitely upset by Mayer’s comments saying “I’m a little bit angry. I guess I could have been a lot worse.” (Uh, how much worse?) However, Simpson is actually reaping some benefits from what was said about her too, telling Opes that as far as her dating life is concerned “My phone is ringing off the hook, I have to say.” Funny, we were pitying her this whole time and never even considered the up side. Work that napalm, Jess! [Photo: Getty Images]

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Sexpot Megan Fox Hasn’t Sexed That Many Guys

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The new issue of UK Harper’s Bazaar gives further explanation for Megan Fox‘s disconcerting lack of self-esteem—50% of her sexual experience comes from Brian Austin Green. “I’ve only been with two men my entire life. My childhood sweetheart and Brian. I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand.” We don’t meant to suggest there’s anything wrong with being selective, but considering Brian’s tendency to avoid public displays of affection and her “childhood sweetheart” airing her dirty laundry, it sounds like she might benefit from letting a third guy into her romantic life. One that’s happy to be seen in public with Megan’s toe thumbs (grateful, even!).

Not that a new man is likely, considering her affection for the BAG man’s son Kassius, “I am a stepmother to the fullest extent. I have looked after Kassius since he was three and he has no memory of life without me. For some reason, no-one wants to look at me that way, but I am responsible (for him) and I’ve never struggled with that.” Awww…we really hope Brian’s tries harder to remind her how precious she is. Check out the mega-gallery below and dream of being number three. Be, be, be my love….oooh-wa…

[Photo: Harper's Bazaar]