First Rule Of Lady Gaga Fight Club: Don’t Fight At A Lady Gaga Show

Say what you will about Lady Gaga‘s meat bikini or her always quotable interviews, you have to love her for being devoted to her fans and just wanting them to get along. Gaga even went so far as to cut the music during her show in D.C on Tuesday when she spotted two audience members hitting each other. After proclaiming that the only kind of fighting allowed in her presence was “fake monster fighting”, she made sure to turn all eyes back on her by asking the audience “Do you think I’m sexy?” If only all childish fights had such sexy referees who pose like a dominatrix while they yell at you.