Ke$ha Was A Total Dork In High School

We interviewed Ke$ha about her outfit and fashion picks for our Head to Toe video franchise, and the girl showed up in towering Marc Jacobs heels, a vintage fur coat and a necklace consisting of a giant yak horn dangling from a chain around her neck. But it turns out her fashion, uh, forwardness is a relatively new thing.

Check out this video from her high school days, in which freshman Ke$ha was forced by her band camp peers (wait, what?) to sing and dance on a table during lunch. So many emotions and questions come up for us at once, it’s hard to process them all. Let’s try: Band camp? A giant white collegiate t-shirt? Jean shorts that look like they were eaten by a dog? That blob of frizzy mud-brown hair? Her face that doesn’t look like her face? No, seriously – BAND CAMP?

Apparently brushing your teeth with Jack not only leaves you with that not so fresh feeling in your mouth, it has the power to completely transform your look. Time to gargle!

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8 Responses to “Ke$ha Was A Total Dork In High School”

  • Shemp says:

    that sure looks like the Christian Flag (in the form of a crest) on her shirt. What gives?

  • Shemp says:

    and total dork, hell…those are some trampy little moves she’s doing…

  • smokiewight says:

    what,because she was in band camp that makes you a dork.what are we back in high school.and,shemp,are you gay?when a guy calls a girl a tramp,it makes suspicious about their sexuality.

  • Va says:

    Eh…not a fan of Ke$ha, and I think I lot of her persona is an act, but I don’t think a video of her freshman year of high school is proof. Your tastes didn’t evolve in eight years?

  • Brooke says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA oh man, this was what, three years ago? Awesome. And at the same time, I’m not too surprised, though this went above and beyond what I was expecting.

  • cf4us says:

    she was *forced* to do? looks to me like she was enjoying it a little too much to have been forced….. not that i am complaining.

  • sean says:

    Oh, so yeah, everrrryone is the exact same after 9 years, no one ever changes in any way at all in the space of NINE. YEARS.

  • Venessa says:

    Ewww i thought she was nasty looking now. .