Miley Cyrus Is Single Again (But Still Jail Bait)

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Poor Miley Cyrus has a $3.4 million home and no one to share it with, as she and her delish Aussie BF Liam Hemsworth, have spilt. Whenever we write a post about Miley, all her diehard fans tend to rip us a new one in her defense. Which is cool. We get it.

But just in case you’re planning to type in and tell us we’re promoting a bullsh*t rumor and that we’re spawns of Satan himself for dissing your Miley-boo (which we actually didn’t do…this time), consider this: Hemsworth’s own spokesperson has confirmed them breaking up stating with great finality, saying “It’s true.”

Not that we’re not particularly surprised. When Miley got snarky about Liam on live television, we started thinking something smelled fishy. And then she went around singing all these sappy songs for Nick Jonas… come on! Break-up express pulling in! All aboard!

Question is… who should Miley date next? Suggestions are welcome, just make sure they’re PG-13 ‘kay? Justin Bieber? Nick Jonas… again? Or will she stick to her older men schtick?

[Photo: WENN]

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15 Responses to “Miley Cyrus Is Single Again (But Still Jail Bait)”

  • Kristen says:

    wow ! I think she should date Jake Ryan lols. maybe she needs leave the Aussie Dudes alone.

  • Ambika Muttoo says:

    I’m thinking we’re going to see the Biebs and Miley on a dinner date really soon!

  • Ambika Muttoo says:

    and @ Kristen, if you google Jake Ryan, you’ll find that there’s also an Aussie journalist by the same name. Coincidence much?

  • Cookie says:

    She’ll probably molest Justin Bieber

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  • Bob says:

    What is expected (I guess VH1 did not do their homework again)… Liam cheated on Miley. He was evidently upset that when Miley makes a commitment to a movie, then that is that. She limited his visits.. so he “shopped elsewhere.. a blond was in the photos that Star Magazine took and sent to Miley asking for comments… she did not make any comment (again, classy), but she did end the relationship.. can’t trust him, can’t date him.. end of story.

  • djay67 says:

    You’ve got to be a unich if you are dating Miley because you aren’t going to have sex until you marry her.The southerners are very strict about that( all redneck jokes aside)

  • TaT says:

    I think you you guys need to stop acting like you really know these people.

  • amiwright says:

    I understand Miley says, she will not have sex until she’s married. Dude knew this, so my guestmation is he was using her. He knew he was gone get none. Dude tried to have his cake and eat it to. Parents should have never allowed it to begin with. She’ll just continue to go out with older men you she thinks will stay true to her until she’s married.

  • Taeler says:

    well in case miley deserves it cause she needs to be sweet and not the next Britney Spears she probily lost over 50% of her fans. :(

  • Emily S.S says:

    wowow i pick Justin, becuase NICK JONAS i say wont go back to miley…

  • Emily S.S says:

    lolopie98 i agree with u but im 14

  • Mel says:

    Stay away from aussie men,they’ll cheat on you at every given opportunity.Oh and miley cyrus isn’t a virgin,older men have needs and sex is definitely one of them.

  • Mel says:

    The A for Aussie men stands for asshole.

  • ErinRoss says:

    Miley will choose Drake Bell!!