Fun With Speculation: Is Russell Rockin’ A Wedding Ring?

Look, we know the answer to this question is probably: “Hells to the no, Kate Spencer. He’s simply wearing a pure gold band blessed by the swamis Russell and Katy Perry meditated with next to the Ganges River during their trip to India. It symbolizes his transition from creepy sex addict to creepy monogamous dude, but it has nothing to do with marriage. You should know better, gurlfriend – he and Katy will be very publicly married to capitalize on their fame while it still exists for another two seconds and at the reception she’ll shoot herself out of a cannon to announce the news while wearing Pac Man shaped pasties and panties made from Russell’s beard.”

But we love speculation and just want to point it out and analyze it, the same way Mariah Carey‘s stomach get’s overly examined for signs of a fetus every time she’s had too much Pinkberry. Russell and Katy (we’ll overlook the fact that she’s dressed like the Frederick’s of Hollywood version of Glinda the Good Witch) went out on the town last night, and he showed off quite the man bauble. It’s gold! It’s a ring! And it’s on his left ring finger! There’s at least like a 1% chance that’s a wedding band, right guys?

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