When a porn star tells you somebody is faking it, you sit up and take heed. And when Jenna Jameson says celebrity sex tapes are nothing much an elaborate sexy ruse, you say, “Girrrrrrrrl!” Tweeted former porn star Jameson, “Why do people do porno tapes, sell them, make boatloads of money, then LIE about being victimized. I know one girl who sold her tape herself.” Girrrrrrrrrrrl!
Okay, we know what you’re thinking: Duh, Detective Jenna. Way to crack the case. But you see, the difference between Jenna Jameson saying a celeb sex tape was faux-leaked and the other 5.99 billion people who say the same thing is that Jenna knows of which she speaks. Having Jenna Jameson examine a sex tape for authenticity is like calling an expert witness to the stand at a trial. Sure, maybe they weren’t there at the exact moment it happened, but they’ve seen enough to know what they’re talking about.
Continues Jameson, “@SOFTBLUSHcom I know one of the girls that acts so prim and proper and sold her tape to get famous. The others I just speculate. I own up to my porn, I don’t cry and say my boyfriend stole it.” Wait, prim and proper? So does Snooki have a sex tape coming out soon? Be still our hearts! Jenna does have a point though. The sad fact is, for most fame-hungry celebs it’s easier to say, “Oh my gosh, someone must have stolen the tape from my computer!” than to say, “Oh my gosh, I am so humiliatingly desperate for attention I’m going to stage a fake divorce from my David the Gnome-looking husband in order to make money off my unsettling Barbie sex tape.”
Either way, Jenna, we’re with you all the way. At least until Snooki actually makes that sex tape, because then all bets are off. [Photo: WENN]
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7 Responses to “Jenna Jameson Calls It Like We Sees It: Celebs Lie About “Leaked” Sex Tapes”
Im thinking…..Kardashian????hmm hmm???
Cough(Kardashian) Cough
It would take an idiot to watch that tape and think it wasn’t meant to be sold
i love jenna! not only is she the biggest porn star EVER and singlehandedly brought porn mainstream, but she knows whats up in the sex entertainment business and i like that shes not afraid to say how fake these people are. i know that shes very good friends with steven hirsch( the man behind vivid entertainment where most of these sex tapes get sold) and he probably lets her know who comes to him looking to get their sex tape released. like everybody else, i think its kim k that leaked her own tape. i agree with ciera-when you watch that tape, you can tell that they made that tape for people to watch. the ONLY person that i truly believe got their sex tape stolen was pam anderson. hers started the whole “craze”.
The thing I don’t understand is if they steal these tapes that’s a crime isn’t it? If someone then buys these tapes that’s receiving stolen property. So why aren’t these people arrested? At the very least they would have to have some kind of release from the participants.
I can respect a porn star who says “Yup, I make smut movies for a living” more than any people who put out “stolen” videos or whatever. Not that I have respect for porn stars, but I guess they are near the top of the bottom, somewhere above prostitutes and Kardashians, but somewhere below reality “stars” from dating shows and Hooters waitresses. I guess they are about equal to strippers.
Sounds like Kim and the Pratt family.
she had me @ prim and proper.