In the first season of Jersey Shore, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was “Snookin’ For Love.” However, during the third season, it appears that she’ll be “Snookin’ For Bail Money” instead. The diminuitive Princess of Poughkeepsie was just arrested by New Jersey police on domestic disturbance charges. Not many details are available right now, but TMZ is reporting that she was bonging beers on the beach all afternoon long. We’ll keep you posted as we learn more.
Oh, before we go, FREE SNOOKI!
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15 Responses to “Breaking: Snooki Arrested By Jersey Shore Police For Disorderly Conduct”
Big surprise, NOT!
Put that squat skank in jail for a long, long time until she is forgotten.
Or, maybe a new reality show where she is the roommate of LiLo in rehab and after. They could call it “Are You Skankier Than a Celebutard?”.
Well, by some of her behavior something was bound to happen, unfortunately. If she was popping back bears all afternoon on the beach, I could understand why she was arrested if that was the case. I’m sure we’ll figure out the basis of the story later on. I mean, it must of been horrible though. Look at those people around her watching!? Seemingly, it’s her own fault but that’s just really embarassing for her, I’m sure. Hopefully, whatever she did she learns her lesson from it. Still don’t want to see her in jail though.
Okay, Snooki is not quite ‘normal.’ A good heart, but …
The diminuitive Princess Poughkeepsie …LMMFSO ..her name should be PoundKeeper, PoundedThigh’s Short & Chunky. I’m being as nice as I can be & laughing as much as I can….Princess….the funniest line I ever had the pleasure to read.:)
I think when these KIDS (I used the term because this is how they act) behave badly enough to need law enforcement to intervene, they should be kicked from the show. This is NOT entertainment of any sort. This is alcohol abuse. Whenever you cannot hold your alcohol like an adult, it means you dont know HOW to drink! FIRE them and hire people who won’t embarass the show and kill the ratings! Now…..I wonder how many people are NOT going to watch the show anymore. I NEVER DID!!
why do we care about this little fatty any way
OMG FREE SNOOKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG ARE U SERIOUS 4 COPS JUST FOR SNOOKI (LMFAO) DAMN THEY MAKE IT SEEM LIKE SHES A CRIMINAL OR SOMETHIN HAHA
FREE SNOOKI!!! loves her.
snooki is a ^(`+$(^#&##)*@!~(
virgolady look at the ratings hunny,, they are over the roof,, just fine they don’t need you to watch them;) yes the show isn’t classy and perfect but it’s their life, who are you to judge?! They love it so you haters should get a “good” life and leave theirs alone! If you don’t like it stop wasting your time saying “ewww snooki is fat” i bet she’s more gorgeous than you! and obviousley making more money than you( $30,000 an episod) I watch Jersey Shore and proud to say it, I am not a party girl or junky either. It’s enterntainment, I mean 8 crazy people living together and having fun. Free Snooki! if this show bugs you too bad don’t watch it! i would understand if they made everyone watch it than people would be angry but stop tripping and live your life happily;]]
MOOO!!!!!
This baby cow who is neither Italian nor from the Jersey Shore needs to have her skanky fat *+@#~*+&%@!*#%_ and loser friends hauled out of NJ and back to whatever slum area of whatever state or country they were hatched in.
WAAAA! too bad Snooks. I dont think they will give u spray tans or pickles in the pen but maybe they will hook u up with some fuzzy slippers! lol Snookie, what can I say..shes harmless,she can look gorgeous one minute then ridiculous the next. Between ur way-too-micro mini’s and JBOW’s hardy ever there shirts and dresses maybe if we put u 2gether u can complete an outfit! I think Jenn is cool but WOW why dont u just wear nipple tossils and be done with it! Anyone that is near her better have rabies shots cuz JBOW-WOW is on the PROWL. Is anyone else think Snookie is a bit OVERRATED?! I mean,come on people, the girl is known for what? a little brown troll with a (+*@#(@~@)##%)_ d up hair DONT?!
Snooki is nasty. Why would you want to humiliate yourself like that? She’s such a skank, with a nasty fake tan, and a hairstyle that looks like a Halloween wig. EWWW!!!