UPDATE: Snooki Arrested For Disorderly Conduct On Jersey Shore
Snooki hair-bumped and fist-pumped her way into our hearts faster than a spray tan last winter. Since the end of Jersey Shore’s first season we’ve been sitting here pitifully with a pint-sized human-shaped hole in our hearts. But fret no more FABlife friends! The Jersey Shore is back tonight and we’re heading to “Miami bitches!” ZOMG, we’re so excited we feel like we’re about to liquefy into a glass of red bull and vodka!
If you’re anything like us, you’ve probably listened to the Jersey Shore soundtrack about a hundred times and have the Season 2 trailer memorized word for word, so to tide you over we’re bringing you The 20 Sexiest Snooki Snapshots! Do we even have to explain why? The tiniest lady on the Shore knows how to party like a proper guidette while dressing to impress every time. Browse through the pics (bikini photos included!) and let us which Snooki shot is your #1.
20. Purple Perfection
19. Snookin’ For Love
18. True Blue
17. Wet And Wild
16. Get Naked!
15. You Love My Lady Lumps
14. Beach Babe
13. Glam Gal
12. Snooki To The Rescue
11. We’re In Miami Bitches!
10. Poof!
9. Sporty Snooki
8. Little Black Dress
7. I Kissed A Girl…
6. Snooki Shake
5. Nicole Snooki Pole-Izzi
4. Miami Mama
3. Snooki Smooches
2. Breath Of Fresh Air
1. Animal Instincts
Bonus: Sweet Tooth (A photo too adorable to ignore!)
July 29th, 2010 at 6:54 pm
nice out fits snookie cant wait to watch the new season to nite
July 29th, 2010 at 10:33 pm
She is much cuter when she smiles rather than perks her lips. They all need to stop with the blotchy spray tan.
July 30th, 2010 at 9:22 am
that snookie is a little fatty isn’t she
July 30th, 2010 at 9:23 am
now megan fox ……very sexy
July 30th, 2010 at 1:16 pm
I think snookie is adorable! not a fan of the spray tan. but over all shes adorbale much rather have a lady with something to hold on to then a lady with bones sticking out!
July 31st, 2010 at 10:03 am
She looks nasty!
July 31st, 2010 at 2:22 pm
Tramp and skank comes to mind on all these outfits…also that bathing suit is meant for skinny people, find something more for that body shape aka cover up the fat….
August 1st, 2010 at 2:48 am
snooki iz awsome would luv 2 meet her as well as ther reset of the hot nd sexxy fist pumpers LOVE U SNOOKI nd as 4 the haters hatein will get u no were
August 1st, 2010 at 2:52 am
snook! this b my favorite pic well on this page luv u want 2 meet u nd J WOWW ily HATIN WILL GET U NO WHERE STOP HATIN ON SNOOKI
August 2nd, 2010 at 3:37 pm
Her &(~`~)(^$@+#`&`% ing *^~$@`*_$_))`(` is out!Lmao!!!!!!
August 10th, 2010 at 12:52 pm
8, 13, and 21 are really cute
August 10th, 2010 at 2:50 pm
She is the nastiest. How can some people even look at themselves and think they look hot? She and the cast come from another planet. I hope they enjoy their short lived fame and realize its not because they are hot, its because they are so dumb its funny. Soon they will realize the jokes about them………
August 10th, 2010 at 2:53 pm
Are you kidding Snooky! You are a joke……..the sooner you get it the sooner you can save yourself. Nothing like being famous for being a drunk trashy orange hooooooooooooo
August 10th, 2010 at 8:14 pm
you are such a cutie girl:)
August 11th, 2010 at 9:48 am
you f@#%k snooki just b tosxy
August 14th, 2010 at 6:59 am
Snooki is NOT sexy! Snooki is FAT! F-A-T, FAT! She looks like an over toasted marshmallow that someone dropped in the fire, forgot about, and then slapped a swimsuit and some fake eyelashes on! Obesity is NOT sexy!
August 14th, 2010 at 3:39 pm
snookie looks so sexxiie where n my favorite color
August 14th, 2010 at 3:51 pm
and newman wht the hell eva snook does look sexy nd she is not `~!_&@(%$!)_^~( n obesite u stupid $_@*^#%!%@*_%+~@# nd if she wasn’t sexy why do they have her on the 20 SEXIEST snooki snapshops nd not uu sence ur so `~!_&@(%$!)_^~( n much of a critic
August 14th, 2010 at 9:38 pm
Thundosturous thighs i duno wat too say i mean chicken legs anyone??
yes please!
i want mine xtracrispy yummy
August 18th, 2010 at 5:38 pm
I think she is B-E-Autiful.(:
August 19th, 2010 at 5:46 pm
Awww she is so cute escpecially in 21! I love her chubby cheeks!
August 23rd, 2010 at 10:30 pm
Little black dress is my fave. Kutte outfit!
August 24th, 2010 at 8:51 am
Honestly, i think snook is a very pretty young lady. i would love to see her with no makeup, looking me in the eyes, have you seen those things, they’re big and brown.
August 25th, 2010 at 7:16 pm
She’s not sexy! She dosen’t have the body to dress like that!!
August 25th, 2010 at 7:22 pm
I wish i could get caught in a “Rip Tide” this summer of have a Rolling rock @ the bar of the same name on the Pt. Pleasant beach boardwalk and the “Snook” could save me!
August 25th, 2010 at 7:24 pm
I am lookin forward to actually watchin the show soon!
August 25th, 2010 at 11:39 pm
Eck! Gaggg..I love the girls but come on ya look like you raided Peggy Bundy’s closet then turned the stuff into low level prostitute outfits. Snookie Hire an image consultant babe! One that is fond of you…
August 27th, 2010 at 12:09 am
She is fat and has celulite, what’s sexy about her? I wouldn’t waste my time watching this show if it was the only show on tv! What a waste of time.
August 27th, 2010 at 8:24 am
In my opinion she needs to check on any future sexual relations she has with men, she is classified as a small person, I’m pretty sure she would be disappointed if she found out one of her one night stands was just with her because she reminds them of a child. Pretty blunt but, it’s a very real thing she needs to worry about.
August 27th, 2010 at 9:41 pm
LOL!!! As IF there are ANY sexy photos of this beyotch
August 27th, 2010 at 9:43 pm
she is a FAT disgusting pig with no class, drunk a** piece of trash who has a false sense of importance
August 31st, 2010 at 6:10 pm
snooki DOES NOT have the kind of body that is needed to pull off the kind of skimpy outfits that she likes to wear! period. she is too short and dumpy! not only that, but her face is not appealing AT ALL! all of the people saying how cute she is would not give this chick a second look if she wasnt on tv! i have to ask-what is it that is so cute about her? im not trying to be racist at all, but she looks like any illegal immigrant mexican woman that works as a maid at your local motel 6!
August 31st, 2010 at 7:01 pm
she looks so pretty in this pic
September 1st, 2010 at 12:34 pm
All natural…. she can be innocent, sweet, sexy and vicious. All in one. You Go Girl!!!
September 1st, 2010 at 12:36 pm
She’s all in one… innocent, sweet, sexy & vicious… She’s got it all. You Go Girl!!!!
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:50 am
I have to say it but I hate to say it. She do not have a shape at all no curves no nothing. Televison sure know how to brainwash tv watchers.