Levi Ironically Can’t Be Contained Inside His Levi’s

Obvious alert: Levi Johnston can’t keep it in his pants! But you already knew that, little Tripp Palin-Johnston is evidence of that fact. It’s just that Bristol Palin isn’t the only girl in Wasilla, Alaska that Levi persuaded to go on a bareback journey to ecstasy with. While he and Bristol were “on a break” a few months ago, Levi took up with one of his old girlfriends, Lanesia Garcia. Garcia became pregnant, but because this is Wasilla, meth capital of the U.S.A. and where trashy people wind up, Garcia isn’t sure if Levi is the baby’s father.

This saga could not get any better, no matter how much we want it to. No word on when and if a paternity test will be done, but we wonder, did Bristol and Levi hammer out that reality show yet? Because this could be some exciting television right there.

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