Poor Justin Bieber. (I mean, not really poor, he’s a teenage millionaire after all.) But poor Biebs, because we pity his insane life, the constant media attention, the packs of girls who constantly follow him and would be happy to rip his Bieber Bangs from his head and sleep with them at night.
And we pity him for not being able to travel more than six miles per hour on his Segway, because Bieber wasn’t swift enough to make a getaway when his fans descended on him in Glendale, Arizona. As if Segways weren’t hilarious enough (we can’t even look at one without thinking of Gob Bluth from Arrested Development), watching Bieber try to zip along to make an escape is brilliant. Also brilliant? Watching a bunch of other celebrities try to square their feet and balance on these two-wheeled awesome-machines in our gallery below.
[Photos: Getty Images/Splash News Online]
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5 Responses to “Justin Bieber’s Segway Can’t Save Him From His Fans”
If anyone would have gotten hurt it would have been his fault. He knows how his fans are and to be out there on a Segway by himself is stupid. I did see one young lady fall. She had to have skinned those knee caps but she got up and kept running. Remember Justing the almost stampeded your mom at the mall. What were you thinking. This was a stupid publicity stunt.
Were the HELL is his bodyguards!!!!!! He should’ve known better to be out there without them. When your a celebrity you can’t trust the general public….you need your bobyquards Bieber!!! That could have gotten real serious.
I wish they would’ve trampled him. He’s a little $*!@
OMG, I can’t believe these little girl’s.LEAVE JUSTIN BEIBER ALONE..I can’t believe he can’t get away on his segway..lolzzz Roll Beiber roll..Poor kid’s never gonna make it puberty…These girl’s are gonna knock him off that thing and he’s gonna have a terrible accident.Maybe even bump his head..hahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahhahaha! i laughed my #@#(^$#*&`*_+*# off! how pathetic! Justin: hey usher, there alot of crazy fans dude.usher: ya i know it man. Justin: i was thinking i should get a scooter to run away from them. usher; you are a genius! I’ll buy you one as soon as i can for you. Justin: how soon?
usher: soon….. Justin: but i want it now(starting to cry)! usher: don’t cry you might smear you’re make-up! i’ll get one here in 15 min., okay?justin: if thats the best you can do….. oh and usher we are going to the guy strip club tonight, right?