When you’re on a reality show that’s about to jump the shark, posing in a bikini for Maxim is par for the course. This morning we find ourselves analyzing these recent pics of Jersey Shore‘s J-Woww (Jenni Something-or-other, we’ll never learn her real name so why bother), and we’re pleasantly surprised by what we see. Sure they’re your standard ‘wet hair posing in a bikini licking a Popsicle like it’s a peen’ kinda photos, but J-Woww looks so stripped down and natural that we’re actually able to see that she’s somewhat pretty in that girl next door with massive fake boobs sorta way.
If J-Woww dropped the boob basket tank tops and Broadway show makeup and just walked around in bikinis and wet hair, it’d be a major improvement. Hint, hint, guidette.
[Photo: Maxim]
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8 Responses to “J-Woww Does Maxim, Shocks Us With Her Hotness”
is it just me or does jwow’s belly look wierd and kinda unnatural
what happen to her belly button
she is a nice lookin girl but her belly looks like it was reconstructed or something. probably a tummy tuck or something
Wow I was thinking the same thing about her belly button. Where’d it go? Looks freaky. I don’t think she is pretty. Couldn’t she have sone SOMETHING besides stand there for her pics?
I think she kinda looks like the girl who plays in vampire diaries, and mia in degrassi. (i don’t kno her name cus she ain’t important)
i’m sorry but i don’t see the “hotness”. she has that old lady with a nice looking body going on to me..
what is up with her belly button? Either she had her breast job done through her belly button or she had a tummy tuck, weird.
i dnt think she is that pretty im sry i really think sammi is