Justin Bieber Is A Safe Driver, He Pulls Over When He Wants To Make Out

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Four-year-old Canadian singing sensation Justin Bieber is about as pure and wholesome as they come, and he knows his place when it comes to being a role model. Ever the example-setter, Bieber regaled the New York Post with an anecdote that simultaneously made tween girls swoon and learn an important lesson in road safety when he said “I’m a great kisser,” but cautioned his fans against smooching while behind the wheel. “I mean, if you’re driving, you make a little stop… you know, like the Wal-Mart rest stop, you’re good.”

OMG you guys, Justin Bieber is cute and safe. No swerving into the breakdown lane for this guy. But wait – a Wal-Mart rest stop? Is that something they have in Canada? We’ve never seen one. Are we going to have to come up with a naughty sex act called The Rollback that involves getting aroused by low prices and bangs?

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One Response to “Justin Bieber Is A Safe Driver, He Pulls Over When He Wants To Make Out”

  • djay67 says:

    Justin Bieber has to calm down.The boy sounds like a horn-dog.Yes, I was a fourteen year old boy once,and they do think about sex alot,but it’s not published and pushed in our faces every day.Although,in the age of Twitter,maybe it is.