Attack Of The Plastic Side Boob

Audrina Patridge, Kristin Cavallari and a blow up doll went out to lunch yesterday, in what resulted in a mini plastic surgery convention over a couple bites of lettuce. We can’t stop marveling at the competing side boob in the pic above. It’s too bad these gals weren’t around at the turn of the last century – their boobs alone probably could have prevented the Titantic from sinking. Plastic surgery: turning body parts into flotation devices one implant at a time.

[Photo: Splash News Online]